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'Just Let Me Code!'

chispito From an Ops point of view (368 comments)

I have really come to love the creative exercise of scripting my job responsibilities on the operations side of things. I can keep it simple, or make it complex. I can adhere or not adhere to whatever style I wish. I make the cost-benefit analysis as to whether I'm going to write it or not. I can share it with my coworkers as soon as there is an obvious benefit, or keep it on the down-low if it is not yet ready for prime time.

I own my scripted 'products' and I reap the full benefits of them.

5 days ago

SpaceX Releases Video of Falcon Rocket's Splashdown

chispito Re:Why the annoying sound track ? (49 comments)

Not everyone has such a short attention span that they need jangley noise to keep them from moving to another web site.

Because I'm assuming actual audio from the video, if it were recorded, would be useless for PR purposes? Just turn off your sound if the music bothers you.

about a week ago

The Daily Harassment of Women In the Game Industry

chispito Re:Pft (957 comments)

Shit, what neighbourhood do you live to have people show at your door with batS?

Seconded. I've never had any of the stuff he describes happen to me. Either he lives in a post apocalyptic dystopia or he's not very discreet at school/work/play.

about a week ago

The Improbable Story of the 184 MPH Jet Train

chispito Re:A Century Ago (195 comments)

Look at LA's transit history. Or watch Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Of course, in reality the Judge Dooms of this world won.

about two weeks ago

Rand Paul and Silicon Valley's Shifting Political Climate

chispito Re:Double standards (533 comments)

So it's ok for conservatives to not be open to liberal ideas but it's not ok for liberals to be cool with conservative ideas? Nice double standard you have there.

Okay, fine. Be a conservative and don't even talk about diversity. Or be a liberal and talk about diversity, but mean "people who look different but think the same." Pick your poison.

about two weeks ago

Meet the Muslim-American Leaders the FBI and NSA Have Been Spying On

chispito Re:They're not a corporation (223 comments)

Until they incorporate they're not entitled to free speech or religious exemptions.

Non sequitur.

One is a case involving employer responsibilities for health care, in light of the religious views of the employers. The other is an article about individuals being surveiled for their religious views.

about three weeks ago

Normal Humans Effectively Excluded From Developing Software

chispito Re:Cry Me A River (608 comments)

I wonder if anyone in the architecture profession has ever proclaimed "Well if you really want to change the world, empower regular people to build skyscrapers."

Well what about building a shed out back so your tools don't rust?

about three weeks ago

Rob Pardo Says Farewell To Blizzard

chispito Re:Rats...Ship (93 comments)

I'm not sure how Minecraft applies, though I agree that Blizzard now is not the Blizzard of 10 years ago.

about three weeks ago

The View From Inside A Fireworks Show

chispito Re:Idiotic (200 comments)

Beyond all of that, this is about public perception. The complete tool who did this is practically begging to have members of the public pile onto the FAA's existing effort to, in practice, shut down this entire hobby and almost every attempt to put these tools to work in research and business. Gee, thanks.

More likely, members of the public will watch the video and think it's great and isn't it great that someone is able to do that. Relax.

about three weeks ago

NSA Considers Linux Journal Readers, Tor (And Linux?) Users "Extremists"

chispito Re:Extreme? (361 comments)

I do feel kind of extreme. Extremely awesome for being a Linux user!

Most Linux users do.

about three weeks ago

Google Is Offering Free Coding Lessons To Women and Minorities

chispito Re:I'd love some free Google classes (376 comments)

But I'm a white male. I have nothing Google wants. :(

Actually, if you would kindly run all of your personal and financial information through our marketing algorithms--er, "free cloud tools and services," that would be fantastic. Thanks.


about a month ago
top, Mensa Create Dating Site For Geniuses

chispito Re:But people forget what MENSA concluded (561 comments)

This is a contradiction. It is not easy to do these things, whether they are done for good or evil. If your measure of intelligence does not account for understanding other people, it is flawed.

CEO's are stupid as boxes of rocks, but they can sell themselves and talk others into doing things and convince people they know what they are doing.

about a month ago

Toyota's Fuel Cell Car To Launch In Japan Next March

chispito Re:10000 PSI Bomb (216 comments)

I don't think it's the pressure of the rocket fuel that would make me nervous.

Just what I want, twin 10000 PSI bombs waiting underneath me for just the right fender bender.

about a month ago

The Rise and Fall of the Cheat Code

chispito PC multiplayer games still have cheats (178 comments)

PC multiplayer games still have cheats. They just have to be set from the console, by an administrator.

about a month ago

Girls Take All In $50 Million Google Learn-to-Code Initiative

chispito Re:Sexism (548 comments)

I have no idea what you're trying to say.

about a month ago

Ask Slashdot: What Inspired You To Start Hacking?

chispito Re:Hacking = Curiosity (153 comments)

Hackers are curious people who just want to know how a system works.

Bingo. I finally realized this week why I never really felt comfortable with a few of my Help Desk coworkers: they are neither curious nor creative in their jobs. "Because I can" should be a common response on our team. Oh, and I don't trust computer techs who don't game.

about 2 months ago

Linus Torvalds Reads Your Mean Tweets

chispito Re:Terrifyingly Lame (62 comments)

Hey, What do you have against PBS?

Like, PBS levels of tame.>

about 2 months ago

Anti-Virus Is Dead (But Still Makes Money) Says Symantec

chispito Re:Does the nature of the business hold it back (254 comments)

And the flipside: if I have a known malware sample ignored by the AV, why can't I add its signature to the database myself? Why must I submit it to the vendor first to await their sluggish response?

You are absolutely correct, this drives me nuts. An illustration from the corporate end user perspective: it is almost impossible to get any information from any AV vendor about WHY a certain signature was triggered. Given the prevalence of false positives with the latest heuristic and reputation-based detections, this information can be absolutely vital to making the correct decisions. But the best you can usually get is 'it is a trojan' or some other vague crap. They seem to view their signatures as some sort of secret sauce that must never be revealed.

about 3 months ago

The Greatest 'Amateur' Astronomer You've Probably Never Heard Of

chispito Re:Six times? (37 comments)

This. Also: adaptive optics.

Which is around 64 times the surface area. Please: better math, more precise statements.

about 3 months ago


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