Stop Standardizing HTML
Stop making our job skills transferable!
TSA's VIPR Bites Rail, Bus, and Ferry Passengers
Don't overlook Gary Johnson: http://www.garyjohnson2012.com/
GameStop Opening Deus Ex Boxes, Removing Free Game Coupon
Reach for the stars, kid.
Galaxy Tab 10.1 Judged 'No Match For iPad'
you crappy applefanboy, you people would even adore it if Jobs would show you his iCrap he had after breakfast..
To be fair, Steve Job's bowel movements are pretty awesome. They consist of perfect dull-gray spheres etched with the Apple logo.
Fedora 15 Released
It's a brave proctologist who probes those depths. Making a "t" sound requires teeth.
Bill Clinton Suggests Internet Fact Agency
What facts would you put in categories 3 and 4, given that they're unknown by their very nature? At best you could have 3. previously unknown knowns and 4. previously unknown unknowns.
Face-Mounted Nose Stylus Created For Phones
Skeksis and Gelfings friends!
Smell Like An Orc
It just makes sense that orcs would smell of Axe body spray.
Should Cyber Vigilantes Be Cheered Or Feared
Whatever we end up choosing to do about these so-called vigilantes, it shouldn't be rational.
Biodegradable Sneakers Sprout Flowers When Planted
You're sure you didn't mean "them thar bedrooms"?
NASA Releases First 3D Images of the Sun
The sun was a sphere, not a cylinder? Damn.
Meg Whitman Campaign Shows How Not To Use Twitter
In terms of possible web pages you could have linked to via a misspelled http://bit.ly/ address, a man in a tutu is pretty tame in comparison.
PayPal Withholding Indie Game Dev's €600,000 Account
Whereas with PayPal, a real live human will be on the phone within moments to inform you how fucked you are.
Paul Allen Files Patent Suit Against Apple, Google, Yahoo, Others
What's the big deal? They're part of that huge Time Warner conglomerate -- they should have plenty of...
Researchers Zero In On Protein That Destroys HIV
Er, oh behalf of which profession are you speaking?
Growing A House From Meat
Not that door. There's a reason it's labeled "Exit Only".
The Matrix For Businesses
Neo: If you're fired in the Matrix, are you unemployed here?
Morpheus: The body cannot receive a paycheck without the mind. Well, except government jobs, but you get my point.
Police Seize Computers From Gizmodo Editor
Thank you. I was having trouble grasping the situation before your car analogy made everything clear.