top Stop Standardizing HTML
Stop making our job skills transferable!
about a year and a half ago
top TSA's VIPR Bites Rail, Bus, and Ferry Passengers
Don't overlook Gary Johnson:
top GameStop Opening
Deus Ex Boxes, Removing Free Game Coupon
Reach for the stars, kid.
top Galaxy Tab 10.1 Judged 'No Match For iPad'
you crappy applefanboy, you people would even adore it if Jobs would show you his iCrap he had after breakfast..
To be fair, Steve Job's bowel movements are pretty awesome. They consist of perfect dull-gray spheres etched with the Apple logo.
top Fedora 15 Released
It's a brave proctologist who probes those depths. Making a "t" sound requires teeth.
top Bill Clinton Suggests Internet Fact Agency
What facts would you put in categories 3 and 4, given that they're unknown by their very nature? At best you could have 3. previously unknown knowns and 4. previously unknown unknowns.
top Face-Mounted Nose Stylus Created For Phones
Skeksis and Gelfings friends!
top Smell Like An Orc
It just makes sense that orcs would smell of Axe body spray.
top Should Cyber Vigilantes Be Cheered Or Feared
Whatever we end up choosing to do about these so-called vigilantes, it shouldn't be rational.
top Biodegradable Sneakers Sprout Flowers When Planted
You're sure you didn't mean "them thar bedrooms"?
top NASA Releases First 3D Images of the Sun
The sun was a sphere, not a cylinder? Damn.
top Meg Whitman Campaign Shows How Not To Use Twitter
In terms of possible web pages you could have linked to via a misspelled
http://bit.ly/ address, a man in a tutu is pretty tame in comparison.
top PayPal Withholding Indie Game Dev's €600,000 Account
Whereas with PayPal, a real live human will be on the phone within moments to inform you how fucked you are.
top Paul Allen Files Patent Suit Against Apple, Google, Yahoo, Others
What's the big deal? They're part of that huge Time Warner conglomerate -- they should have plenty of...
top Researchers Zero In On Protein That Destroys HIV
Er, oh behalf of which profession are you speaking?
top Growing A House From Meat
that door. There's a reason it's labeled "Exit Only".
top The Matrix For Businesses
Neo: If you're fired in the Matrix, are you unemployed here?
Morpheus: The body cannot receive a paycheck without the mind. Well, except government jobs, but you get my point.
top Police Seize Computers From Gizmodo Editor
Thank you. I was having trouble grasping the situation before your car analogy made everything clear.