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Stop Standardizing HTML

clem Yes, by all means! (302 comments)

Stop making our job skills transferable!

about a year and a half ago
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GameStop Opening Deus Ex Boxes, Removing Free Game Coupon

clem Re:DIsgusting (343 comments)

Reach for the stars, kid.

more than 3 years ago
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Galaxy Tab 10.1 Judged 'No Match For iPad'

clem Re:Much more detailed review at Ars (302 comments)

you crappy applefanboy, you people would even adore it if Jobs would show you his iCrap he had after breakfast..

To be fair, Steve Job's bowel movements are pretty awesome. They consist of perfect dull-gray spheres etched with the Apple logo.

more than 3 years ago
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Fedora 15 Released

clem Re:"Btrfs" (171 comments)

It's a brave proctologist who probes those depths. Making a "t" sound requires teeth.

more than 3 years ago
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Bill Clinton Suggests Internet Fact Agency

clem Re:Suggested Categories for Facts (336 comments)

What facts would you put in categories 3 and 4, given that they're unknown by their very nature? At best you could have 3. previously unknown knowns and 4. previously unknown unknowns.

more than 3 years ago
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Face-Mounted Nose Stylus Created For Phones

clem Re:Maximum douche (208 comments)

Skeksis and Gelfings friends!

more than 3 years ago
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Smell Like An Orc

clem Re:Actual scents (90 comments)

It just makes sense that orcs would smell of Axe body spray.

more than 3 years ago
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Should Cyber Vigilantes Be Cheered Or Feared

clem Re:none of the above? (232 comments)

Whatever we end up choosing to do about these so-called vigilantes, it shouldn't be rational.

more than 3 years ago
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Biodegradable Sneakers Sprout Flowers When Planted

clem Re:Obligatory (242 comments)

You're sure you didn't mean "them thar bedrooms"?

more than 3 years ago
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NASA Releases First 3D Images of the Sun

clem So all this time... (80 comments)

The sun was a sphere, not a cylinder? Damn.

more than 3 years ago
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Meg Whitman Campaign Shows How Not To Use Twitter

clem Could be worse. A lot worse. (147 comments)

In terms of possible web pages you could have linked to via a misspelled http://bit.ly/ address, a man in a tutu is pretty tame in comparison.

more than 4 years ago
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PayPal Withholding Indie Game Dev's €600,000 Account

clem Re:Two Words (775 comments)

Whereas with PayPal, a real live human will be on the phone within moments to inform you how fucked you are.

more than 4 years ago
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Paul Allen Files Patent Suit Against Apple, Google, Yahoo, Others

clem Re:Why now? (219 comments)

What's the big deal? They're part of that huge Time Warner conglomerate -- they should have plenty of...

Ohhhhhh....

more than 3 years ago
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Researchers Zero In On Protein That Destroys HIV

clem Re:yea. (216 comments)

ProTip:

Er, oh behalf of which profession are you speaking?

more than 4 years ago
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The Vending Machines of the Future

clem Re:I For One (216 comments)

No capes!

more than 4 years ago
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Growing A House From Meat

clem Re:DO NOT WANT: (133 comments)

Not that door. There's a reason it's labeled "Exit Only".

more than 4 years ago
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The Matrix For Businesses

clem Your mind makes it real (88 comments)

Neo: If you're fired in the Matrix, are you unemployed here?
Morpheus: The body cannot receive a paycheck without the mind. Well, except government jobs, but you get my point.

more than 4 years ago
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Police Seize Computers From Gizmodo Editor

clem Re:No shock there.... (1204 comments)

Thank you. I was having trouble grasping the situation before your car analogy made everything clear.

more than 3 years ago

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