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Harold Ramis Dies At 69

cptnapalm Re:Egon's sexuality (136 comments)

If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

Ray, when someone asks if you are a god, you say YES!

I fucking loved Winston when I was a kid.

about 8 months ago

Star Trek Economics

cptnapalm Judge Dredd says "hi" (888 comments)

Mega City One, too, had a "post-scarcity" welfare system where few worked. It worked out rather differently.

about 9 months ago

World's First Magma-Based Geothermal Energy System

cptnapalm No need to read tech news, just read Judge Dredd (161 comments)

Between magma powered energy, government spy drones, the obesity problem with the corresponding fat acceptance demands and the militarization of the police, everything I learned about the future, I learned from reading Judge Dredd comics.

about 10 months ago

Physicists Plan to Build a Bigger LHC

cptnapalm Call it... (263 comments)

the BFHC?

1 year,10 days

How 3 Young Coders Built a Better Portal To

cptnapalm Re:Government Involvement (499 comments)

Your reading comprehension skills need improvement. The portion of the Constitution which you butchered with ellipses states that Congress shall have powers in order to do a list of rather specific things.

In addition, if you actually had a clue (which you do not), you would know that the justification accepted by the Supreme Court was the "lay and collect taxes" portion of the Constitution since the law taxes people who do not have health insurance of a sort Congress finds acceptable.

1 year,11 days

Solid Concepts Manufactures First 3D-Printed Metal Pistol

cptnapalm Re:Automatic pistol? (333 comments)

For the same reason that they refer to intermediate cartridges as "high power": journalists are morons.

1 year,15 days

Snowden Publishes "A Manifesto For the Truth"

cptnapalm YASS (398 comments)

Yet Another Snowden Story. Somebody call me when Slashdot returns. I'm exceedingly tired of the Snowden Network.

1 year,19 days

OpenBSD 5.4 Released

cptnapalm Re:OpenBSD Rocks. (102 comments)

I have this truly bizarre UltraSparc laptop. The only two operating systems which will support it are Solaris, obviously, and OpenBSD. Solaris was extremely sluggish whereas OpenBSD with Awesome is quite spry.

1 year,21 days

How Safe Is Cycling?

cptnapalm Re:As a Montrealer with a Bixi Subscription (947 comments)

"When I'm stuck behind a bixi bike that I can't pass on the Maisoneuve bike lane, it's like driving behind a truck you can't pass."

How does this compare to driving behind slow ass cyclists that you can't pass?

about a year ago

Obama Seeks New System For Rating Colleges

cptnapalm Re:Then comes the arms race... (302 comments)

I read something a ways back which pointed out that this used to be the case. Then the Supreme Court decided IQ tests were the work of the devil. Since companies don't want to waste time on morons, they began requiring a BS/BA as a stand in for an IQ test.

about a year ago

Hybrid Hard Drives Just Need 8GB of NAND

cptnapalm Re:Of course! And you never need more than 640K RA (373 comments)

"Back in your day to load each webpage, did they deliver each bit by abacus via horseback?"

Isn't that how YouTube does it since Google bought them?

about a year ago

Should the Next 'Doctor Who' Be a Woman?

cptnapalm Re:Ms. Dr. Who (772 comments)

Wonder Woman doesn't belong on that list because she isn't didn't ride on the coat tails of a male character to become well known.

about a year ago

Should the Next 'Doctor Who' Be a Woman?

cptnapalm Re:Really? Political correctness? (772 comments)

Having breasts does not make you interesting. Political correctness is the ONLY reason why anyone is prattling about this inane idea.

about a year ago

The H Shuts Down

cptnapalm Re:Not sure if... (94 comments)

Not sure if quoting an Anonymous Coward or was the Anonymous Coward.

This was a joke. If this was not a joke, the Emergency Broadcast System would have directed you to the nearest fireproof garments for the impending flamewar. This was only a joke.

about a year ago

The H Shuts Down

cptnapalm Re:Never heard of them. (94 comments)

I was about to say exactly the same thing. Perhaps it is an effect of not advertising their own existence. Perhaps it is because there's too much competition already for a niche market.

about a year ago

MIT Attempts To Block Release of Documents In Aaron Swartz Case

cptnapalm Re:Release of documents (159 comments)

Yes, Minister: the only show that is probably more relevant now than when it aired in the 1980s.

about a year ago



Environmentalist took Discovery Channel hostage

cptnapalm cptnapalm writes  |  more than 4 years ago

cptnapalm (120276) writes "The Washington Post is reporting that an environmentalist named James J. Lee took hostages at the Discovery Channel's building this morning, threatening to kill them unless allowed to air his grievances (His manifesto is here.) on air as well as institute a program based upon Daniel Quinn's book "My Ishmael". It was his contention that the Discovery Channel stood in the way of saving the world which he believed required the reduction in numbers of "filthy humans". Becoming increasingly agitated, the order was given and a police sniper shot and killed Lee."
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Broadcom co-founder Henry T. Nicholas III arrested

cptnapalm cptnapalm writes  |  more than 6 years ago

cptnapalm writes "Henry Nichols III, co-founder of Broadcom, is being charged for a variety of crimes. He is alleged to have "trafficked in cocaine, Ecstasy, and methamphetamine, spiked the drinks of business associates and employees, hired prostitutes for himself and others, and maintained several narcotics dens." There is also mention of a pilot needing to wear an oxygen mask due to an excess of dope smoking going on and some death threats."


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