How the Pentagon's Robots Would Automate War
Oceania War 1950-1953 (That evil Oceania and Oceania how dare they disobey our interests)
Oceania War 1955-1973 (Those evil communist Oceania, how dare they not listen to us. It's because of those damn evil Oceania and Oceania)
Oceania War 1 1990-1991 (Our ALLY Saudi Arabia, who is the leading fundamentalist Islamic state responsible for the worlds largest existing Slave Trade, Most of the 9/11 bombers, has the largest military expenditure per capita and is not a democracy at all asked for this war.)
Oceania War 1993-1995 (Ok the CIA's fucked those damn commies in the ass, now how do we get what we want long term, fuck those muslims, we are the CRUSADERS!)
Oceania War 1998-1999 (Ok Slobodan a bit of a tyrant, but he's Christian, how do we stop those damn muslims teaming up with Oceania or Oceania )
Oceania War 2001 - Ongoing. (Fucking muslims. Fucking teleban. What a good spot to control, stupid Brits lost India, this will do... OCEANIA we're coming for you)
Oceania War 2003-2011 (How dare our puppet Saddam not listen to us again! Lol chemical weapons.)
Oceania 2011 (Fucking socialist, fucking IRA supporter, fucking gold money heathen!)
Oceania War 2014 - Ongoing (Yay Crusader kings we are. Fucking muslims. How dare you not listen to us. Oil. No gold money.)
Microsoft Rolls Out Robot Security Guards
Robot security guard: I am now authorized to use physical farce!
City of Toronto Files Court Injunction Against Uber
Sorry ... Mississauga is not a "city" .. it should really be a part of toronto ...
Mississauga is very much its own city, with its own municipal government, charter, and bylaws.
Just because it's immediately next to Toronto doesn't make it "not a city"
World's Youngest Microsoft Certificated Professional Is Five Years Old
How does a horse head and torso compare to Windows ME?
WinME was a horse's ass, not head;
As opposed to a llama's ass, something of which Winamp really whipped.
A/C Came Standard On Some Armored Dinosaur Models
What type of outlet did they plug into? American? European?
European outlets wouldn't be able to carry enough weight, unless perhaps you had two of them with a string between them
LibraryBox is an Open Source Server That Runs on Low-Cost Hardware (Video)
I don't have a smartphone. Are there places in the world where people pay for smartphones without any sort of data plan whatsoever?
Smartphones still can do a lot with just WiFi, and there are a lot of places with "free" wifi in generic metropolitan areas.
I know quite a few people with little-to-no data plan; i.e. many with no data-plan at all, and a significant number of people with very little (a few hundred MB)
Even the "small" data plans are used only for apps like Maps or Mass-Transit info (stuff that you may need while not near wifi); for all of their browsing and such while out of the house, they'll stop in at a Starbucks or something and do it there over wifi.
Most Planets In the Universe Are Homeless
Because we have no other term (to my knowledge) to describe a collection of planets orbiting another star....and saying a collection of planets orbiting another star is waaaay too much of a mouthful.
And saying "planetary system" is also too difficult?
A planetary system is a set of gravitationally bound non-stellar objects in orbit around a star or star system.
Elon Musk Warns Against Unleashing Artificial Intelligence "Demon"
Man, I totally forgot about those. Although I heard those African tribes have some kickass diamond mining technology.
They totally do...
Step 1: Warlord kicks your (or your family's) ass[es]
Step 2: You mine diamonds for free
Step 3: Profit!!!
Ask Slashdot: Handling Patented IP In a Job Interview?
I thought that the Ultimate Question was recently changed to "Where do birds go when it rains?"
Not sure how "42" factors into that, though...
Arducorder, Next Open Source Science Tricorder-like Device, Nears Completion
What happened to the slashdot of old?
Kids these days, that's what...
Now; welcome to my lawn...
Russia Pledges To Go To the Moon
I mean, come on! We saw no rats in any of the videos! Are they trying to convince us it's some kind of magical cheese that rats dislike? It simply makes no sense.
The rats were all hanging out with Chewbacca
Canadian Regulator Threatens To Impose New Netflix Regulation
Those limits were imposed by modifications to the copyright act 2 years ago. What was there excuse before then?
Most US companies (particularly the major networks) have distribution deals in Canada (i.e. Canadian broadcasters pay the networks to air the US content, but with their own Canadian ads)
If US networks started airing their shows online and allowed Canadians to watch on their .com (instead of through their cable-company; with US Networks getting the ad $$$ and not Rogers/Bell), then those companies in Canada would sue the US networks for loss of revenue and breach of contract.
A 16-Year-Old Builds a Device To Convert Breath Into Speech
Such a machine to read brain signals would cost a lot more than this kid's prototype.
Training the machine to read each individual's brain signals and teaching the affected individual (who can't talk to you easily, remember) would take a lot more time than teaching the affected individual morse code
Finally, fMRI machines (non-invasive way of reading the brain signals) are really expensive, and brain surgery to implant electrodes to read the signals directly is both incredibly expensive and incredibly dangerous
This kid plugged a specific microphone into an arduino, wrote some basic software, all for $80 in parts, and came up with a solution that is quick to train and (with even a small-run mass production) would be very inexpensive to build, that would give these people at least the possibility of communication with the outside world without having to have the bankroll of a well respected and successful astrophysics career.
Using Wearable Tech To Track Gun Use
I think it was more intended as a way of narrowing the field in an investigation
If you have a gunshot in an area with 1,000 people, 50 of whom wear bracelets (ankle or wrist), but 2 were out of the area (according to GPS), then 48 are "top-suspect"
If, of those 48, 40 of them don't have any signature even remotely gunshot-related, they can be dropped to a lower priority suspect list, and now the cops only have to find 8, instead of 40.
The easiest way to find the blue ball with yellow polka-dots in a pit full of blue balls with red polka-dots is not to search for the yellow, but to throw out the red, and whatever's left will (should) be yellow.
Is "Scorpion" Really a Genius?
I hope having a Trans Am was the trump card. And when both had a TA... compare mustaches.
When all else fails, check ID; "The Burt" is the only "Bandit"
$299 Android Gaming Tablet Reviewed
Put your arms down, you look like a cheerleader.
I thought chemical weapons/gas warfare were/are basically warcrimes nowadays, no?
Windows 9 To Win Over Windows 7 Users, Disables Start Screen For Desktop
So, I have to click, type a program name, then click again. Aren't modern GUIs great? And when you and Windows disagree as to the program "name" (i.e., the "search" fails)? [ A real example from Unity (admittedly, a while ago): I wanted the start Thunderbird, but had to type "email" for it to actually find it, even though the executable was actually named "thunderbird" - sigh. ]
["Windows" Key] + type title of launcher in start menu/screen + hit enter.
You might need to cursor up/down if you have multiple links in your start menu for the right title, for some reason.
Not sure how that's all that difficult, but YMMV
NYC Loses Appeal To Ban Large Sugary Drinks
Putting that number on the cup ('this contains 150% of your recommended daily amount of sugar') would be even better.
Sure, right under the big, spiky, neon-green-and-yellow balloon graphic literally screaming at you "Now with Electrolytes!"
The Rise and Fall of the Cheat Code
I never did figure out how that's so easy to remember...
If you're like me, you didn't memorize the individual letters, you memorized chunks as sounds.
IE, instead of memorizing I D S P I S P O P D, you memorized ID SPIS POP D.
Alternatively, ID "Smashing Pumpkins Into Small Piles Of Putrid Debris" (a not-so-famous-as-doom shareware product available at around the same time)
New Technology Produces Cheaper Tantalum and Titanium
But I wouldn't get them in 500kg packages.
Why not? Buy in bulk; 10 women bound together and wrapped in plastic (for shipping, of course) can be a wonderful source of fun
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