Ukrainian Attack Dolphins Are On the Loose
Actually, Its would think it more likely they would be known as the C-Team!
In 1972 a crack dolphin commando unit was sent to Sea World by a military court for a crime they didn't commit.
These mammals promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underwater.
Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as dolphins of fortune.
If you have a problem - if no one else can help - and if you can find them - maybe you can hire... The D-Team.
CERN Announcing New LHC Results July 4th
...but it doesn't carry any weight anymore.
What Happens If You Get Sucked Out of a Plane?
Explosive decompression accidents are rare, but when they do happen, they are very very nasty.
I refer you to: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin
New Dr. Who Episode Leaked
Its not per TV. Its per household (though technically if its a household shared by non-family members then each TV is an area which is private (ie bedrooms) are required to be licensed. In practical though, having one license per household keeps you off the list of properties to be visited by the detector vans.