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FCC Officially Approves Change In the Definition of Broadband

dfn5 What has the world come to ... (274 comments)

... when the 3c509 is no longer considered broadband.

4 hours ago

Best 1990s Sci-fi show?

dfn5 TNG beats out B5? (476 comments)

Seriously? TNG beats out the last best hope for TV science fiction? I mean, granted, I loved weighing in on alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die as much as the next guy but come on, TNG episodes were never nearly as deep as the B5 story arc

3 days ago

Thync, a Wearable That Zaps Your Brain To Calm You Down or Amp You Up

dfn5 Comtrya! (154 comments)

See, everything is better, even your minds. You are all much, much better.

about three weeks ago

Russia Plans To Build World First DNA Databank of All Living Things

dfn5 All your base pairs... (83 comments)

... are belong to us

about 1 month ago

Study: Police Body-Cams Reduce Unacceptable Use of Force

dfn5 Re:Obviously (368 comments)

To quote a very stupid cop who was arguing against cameras:

"People react differently when they know they are being watched".

What this cop was too stupid to realize was, the response to his comment is:


I think he meant that cameras will also reduce the level of police engagement within a community.

about a month ago

Human Eye's Oscillation Rate Determines Smooth Frame Rate

dfn5 Get rid of Frames!!!! (187 comments)

The smoothest frame rate would be no frames. 2,073,600 analog tracks, one for each pixel of a 1080p display would smoothly transition from one color to another. OK, so maybe the recording tape would be 3 feet wide. But a small price to pay for smooth video.

about a month ago

Seagate Bulks Up With New 8 Terabyte 'Archive' Hard Drive

dfn5 Archive? (219 comments)

Why does this drive have the archive moniker? Is it any more reliable than a non-archive drive? The name suggests I can put data on it and shelve it for 20 years and come back with all the data still there. Is there any indication that might be the case? Somehow I doubt it.

about a month and a half ago

US Navy Authorizes Use of Laser In Combat

dfn5 Does the FAA now about this? (225 comments)

Navy faces fine for pointing laser at aircraft.

about a month and a half ago

"Barbie: I Can Be a Computer Engineer" Pulled From Amazon

dfn5 virus eradication and the ability to write code (561 comments)

I see male software engineers infect their own laptops with viruses and malware and then have to enlist the support of the help desk department to clean it off for them. I don't see how this point is relevant to the ability to write code. Unless, I suppose, if your job is to write malware and viruses.

about 2 months ago

World's Youngest Microsoft Certificated Professional Is Five Years Old

dfn5 Re:The problem with certifications (276 comments)

The problem is that you only have to remember specific information to pass a certification.

For the most part your right. 99% of certifications are useless and I ignore them when trying to hire someone. However, I kind of like the Cisco certifications (the advanced ones anyway), where you are asked to build and configure something in a lab, then they come in and screw with it, and you have to figure out what is wrong and fix it. Being able to fix something that is broken demonstrates a deeper understanding than mere memorization of facts.

about 2 months ago

I'm most interested in robots that will...

dfn5 Missing option (307 comments)

Kill All Humans....

about 3 months ago

Climate Damage 'Irreversible' According Leaked Climate Report

dfn5 Irreversible? (708 comments)

The article's title is "Irreversible Damage Seen ..." and the very first line is "Humans risk causing irreversible and widespread damage ...". Well, which is it?

about 5 months ago

Laser Eye Surgery, Revisited 10 Years Later

dfn5 Re:Cost (550 comments)

Also, having worn glasses for so long I've gotten used to the built in "objects flying at my eye" protection they offer.

You can still wear glasses. You'll just be doing it ironically.

about 6 months ago

Russia Prepares For Internet War Over Malaysian Jet

dfn5 Re:Black box data streaming (503 comments)

Because the pilot union doesn't want that data to be available for anyone to look at outside of an accident situation. Consider if your car had a black box, which it should. But in addition to collecting the data was transmitting that information continuously to the government for them to peruse any time they wanted. One already gets speeding tickets automatically when your fast lane toll pass records you traveling between toll plazas faster than you should be. Imagine if that was all the time.

about 6 months ago

Civilians Try to Lure an Abandoned NASA Spacecraft Back to Earth

dfn5 Salvage or Space Looting (53 comments)

Either way, I reckon they should be quick about it before the Alliance shows up.

about 7 months ago

When will large-scale IPv6 deployment happen?

dfn5 Re:IPv6 Addresses (305 comments)

IPv6 addresses are so long that you can't remember them long enough to read the address from one machine and type it into another.

This problem was solved waaaay back in 1996 by the IETF in RFC 1924 [ietf.org].

It was actually solved back in 1983 by RFC 882.

about 8 months ago

The Sci-Fi Myth of Killer Machines

dfn5 Re:It's not really a myth anymore (222 comments)

That's what I was just coming here to say: robots and AI doesn't have to be evil as long as the people controlling the string are.

I think the point is that if AI is involved then the machine is stringless. It doesn't sound like Hawking is saying don't do it. He says understand the risks beforehand. i.e. instead of after it is a problem. That sounds prudent, not fear mongering.

In addition, I don't see what transcendence has to do with AI. A human consciousness in a computer is still a human consciousness. It seems that we are mostly worried about AI because it lacks humanity. So in transcendence we are just dealing with more sophisticated humans against less sophisticated. This is a problem humanity has faced since the invention of tools. People being dominated by other people.

about 8 months ago

Become a Linux Kernel Hacker and Write Your Own Module

dfn5 In my day... (143 comments)

... any competent Unix admin could write a device driver. Now a days they barely know the grep.

about 8 months ago

Supermassive Black Hole At the Centre of Galaxy May Be Wormhole In Disguise

dfn5 Re:Lies. (293 comments)


Everyone knows you can only keep a wormhole open for 38 minutes.

Except when it is connected to a black hole.

about 8 months ago

Who controls the HVAC at work?

dfn5 Guy with the screwdriver (216 comments)

The guy with the screwdriver who managed to open his un-openable window.

about 8 months ago


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dfn5 dfn5 writes  |  about 10 years ago Komo news is reporting that in Seattle, Washington the line for Star Wars Episode III has already begun. With only 132 days until opening night, devoted fan Jeff Twieden is not even sure the film will play the cinema he is waiting at. However, he appears to be in good spirits and was quoted as saying he's "having the time of his life". I was quoted as saying "Dude, get a job".

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