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The Energy of Empty Space != Zero

dimator Re:Thank You, Slashdot (362 comments)

Perhaps the more poorly written /. article synopsis evar... and that's saying a lot.

more than 8 years ago


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Funny? yes

dimator dimator writes  |  more than 12 years ago


  Light Saber Mastery... Wow, that's got to be the best euphemism I've ever heard for masturbation. Some other good ones I stole from Top 5 [topfive.com]

            1. Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon

            2. Grooming the Wookie

            3. Making the Kessel Run

            4. Polishing Vader's Helmet

            5. Evacuating Tatooine

            6. Unsheathing the Meatsaber

            7. Releasing the Special Edition

            8. Jumping to Delight Speed

            9. Communicating with Red Leader One

        10. Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo

        11. Tinkering With the R2 Unit

        12. Manually Targeting the Rebel Base

        13. Performing the Jedi Hand Trick

        14. Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears

        15. Test Firing the Death Star

(strange, the order got reversed when I cut and pasted.


Funny ass shit I've read on slashdot

dimator dimator writes  |  more than 13 years ago

This is a list of the funny ass shit I've read on slashdot.

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