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Facebook Drops Bing Search Results

dohzer Facebook has search? (33 comments)

Facebook has search? Wait... is that for searching your posts for info, or is it like a Google search engine?

5 days ago
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Fraud Bots Cost Advertisers $6 Billion

dohzer Fraud Bots? (190 comments)

Are "fraud bots" a bit like "click bots", but sounding slightly more illegal?

about two weeks ago
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How High-Tech Temporary Tattoos Will Hack Your Skin

dohzer Who the hell is going to tattoo me? (57 comments)

I don't ever want a damn tattoo. What next... should start smoking?!

about two weeks ago
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'Mirage Earth' Exoplanets May Have Burned Away Chances For Life

dohzer Missing Asterisk (62 comments)

There's a missing asterisk right next to every mention of the word "life" to qualify it as "earth like". Who knows what other life forms might exist without requiring water?!

about three weeks ago
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Breath Test For Pot Being Developed At WSU

dohzer I can already do this. (342 comments)

I can smell a pot smoker from a mile away. Put people before technology for once, and give me the job!

about three weeks ago
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Jackie Chan Discs Help Boost Solar Panel Efficiency

dohzer What a waste! (194 comments)

They should have used a really bad movie instead. This is such a waste.

about three weeks ago
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Here's What Your Car Could Look Like In 2030

dohzer Cat? (144 comments)

I only clicked this link because I thought it said "Here's What Your Cat Could Look Like In 2030" and read the words "cubicle", "AI" and "wheels".

about a month ago
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Blowing On Money To Tell If It Is Counterfeit

dohzer Or... (114 comments)

Or you could just use plastic money like we developed here in Australia. Either way.

about a month ago
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Google Quadruples A.M. Turing Award To $1M

dohzer Should I... (42 comments)

Should I turn in my solution now, or wait for just one more increase in prize money? Hmmm....

about a month ago
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When We Don't Like the Solution, We Deny the Problem

dohzer Gee... (282 comments)

Gee... I wonder which phenomenon this article relates to.

about a month and a half ago
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New Particle Collider Is One Foot Long

dohzer A man walks into a bar... (161 comments)

...with a 12" particle collider and a tiny scientist.

about a month and a half ago
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Disney Patents a Piracy Free Search Engine

dohzer But the important thing is.... (164 comments)

The search engines people actually want to use will still be free, right?

about a month and a half ago
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Study: Past Climate Change Was Caused by Ocean, Not Just the Atmosphere

dohzer Get rid of it! (185 comments)

So to prevent climate change we just need to eradicate the ocean? Simple!

about 2 months ago
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The Bogus Batoid Submarine is Wooden, not Yellow (Video)

dohzer Re:Why not just swim? (44 comments)

But just imagine all the extra compressed-air you'll burn through!
Oh... wait.

about a month ago
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iFixit Tears Apart Apple's Shiny New Retina iMac

dohzer Re:Broken link (109 comments)

Hold your horses. Don't worry, iFixit, iFixit!

about 2 months ago
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Snapchat Will Introduce Ads, Attempt To Keep Them Other Than Creepy

dohzer Ads can be ignored (131 comments)

Wait... ads can be ignored? When did this happen?!

about 2 months ago
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Google's Security Guards Are Now Officially Google Employees

dohzer Current Guards (134 comments)

So does that mean they've stopped hiring the current guards and will hire new ones. What will happen to the old ones?

about 2 months ago
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Maps Suggest Marco Polo May Have "Discovered" America

dohzer Hand it back! (276 comments)

So I guess the yanks no longer own it. Time to hand it back!

about 2 months ago

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