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Tumblr Co-Founder: Apple's Software Is In a Nosedive

drpimp Re:Any actual examples? (598 comments)

AC is correct. All phones must be pointed towards Cupertino Mecca 5 times a day to achieve streaming longer than the said duration.

about three weeks ago
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Nest Will Now Work With Your Door Locks, Light Bulbs and More

drpimp Re:Backdoor.. (163 comments)

LOL. Or even the "Backdoor of Things" ... so many connotations on that one.

about three weeks ago
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Nest Will Now Work With Your Door Locks, Light Bulbs and More

drpimp Re:Backdoor.. (163 comments)

I am pretty sure that was the original meaning.

about three weeks ago
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US Slaps Sanctions On North Korea After Sony Cyberattack

drpimp Re:The way it works is ... (231 comments)

POTUS hits NK with sanctions because, well, cause Merika that's why.

There fixed that for you.

about three weeks ago
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Computer Error Grounds Flights In the UK

drpimp Re:"Computer" failure? (68 comments)

Or could just be a software issue. "Computer Failure" is quite vague.

about a month and a half ago
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Pacific Northwest Lab's Sensor-Packed Fish Gauges Hydropower Facilities

drpimp What happens when ... (28 comments)

A fish comes along and mistakes it for food? Looks a hell of a lot like the swim baits we use to catch fish down here in the south west, except A LOT more $$$.

about 3 months ago
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Ex-CBS Reporter Claims Government Agency Bugged Her Computer

drpimp Re:She's.. (235 comments)

.... selling a book! Also, I am not sure why she feels the need to say she had a phone next to her and that gave her a tilted look into data she was seeing deleted. I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico.

about 3 months ago
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Favorite clickbait hook?

drpimp Missing Option (238 comments)

What happened next will amaze you ...

about 3 months ago
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Obama Administration Argues For Backdoors In Personal Electronics

drpimp Re:I call BS on this one.... (575 comments)

Different flavors / colors of koolaid? I heard they are brewing something and naming it Tea. And yet, another flavor of koolaid.

about 4 months ago
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Ozone Layer Recovering But Remains Threatened

drpimp Re:Having read the papers... (59 comments)

/me places tinfoil hat on head
the chemtrails must be working

about 4 months ago
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Does Learning To Code Outweigh a Degree In Computer Science?

drpimp Runtime vs Runtime (546 comments)

With someone that just codes, runtime equals XXX ms, with a comp. scientist, runtime equals big O notation for time and space.

about 5 months ago
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Mars (One) Needs Payloads

drpimp A DNA Payload (77 comments)

Of my semen!

about 6 months ago
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Ninety-Nine Percent of the Ocean's Plastic Is Missing

drpimp Re:It's sinking. (304 comments)

Fish actually DO eat plastic and yes they cannot digest it. Ask any fisherman who fishes artificial lures. Sinking is still a contributing possibility as well.

about 7 months ago
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White House Pressures Legislators Into Gutting USA FREEDOM Act

drpimp Re:What does Obama know that we don't? (284 comments)

I think you listed them in ascending order of likelihood.

Maybe 5 is "he was just playing us for suckers on the campaign trail."

Isn't your suggestion what ALL politicians do? Obammers isn't any different.

about 8 months ago
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FBI Need Potheads To Fight Cybercrime

drpimp Re:Let me know when you win that war on drugs? (319 comments)

If a hacker smoke pots in the woods and no one is around, does that mean it didn't happen? I am sure if you dug deep enough many of your neighbors are doing it at least occasionally; you just don't know about it. The mere fact that it's illegal most people don't go around with a blunt lit up promoting their usage.

about 8 months ago
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Bill Gates Patents Detecting, Responding To "Glassholes"

drpimp Or another obvious one ... (140 comments)

Like trying to use your laptop in a public area (airport perhaps) that has cameras virtually everywhere. Which then would cause the user to either override the blur to cancel or not use their machine. What we need is a glasshole app that works with a blurring technology to decode the blurred screen. That way only the user with the glasses can read their screen. This could be allow customization to the user with some sort of private key shared with the glasses or also another type of public key shared among anyone who has that key can see the picture.

about 9 months ago
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Bill Gates Patents Detecting, Responding To "Glassholes"

drpimp So ... (140 comments)

So this glasshole walks into a bar. I don't know what happened after that. It was either the intruding camera detection blur or the alcohol but all I then remember is talking about closing the analog hole and I soon realized I might be in a situation not to my liking.

about 9 months ago
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An SSD for Your Current Computer May Save the Cost of a New One (Video)

drpimp Unless of course ... (353 comments)

You browse or use an app with 50+ tabs open at any given time ... true story my co-worker does this in almost every single app he has open that has tabs. It is sad ... that is all.

about 10 months ago

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