How 3D Printer Maker Aleph Objects Pushes the Open Source Envelope
Please, hurry, do prior art for the following "patents":
3D printing... ... with computers. ... without computers. ... over the internet. ... with a mobile device. ... with a smartwatch. ... for children. ... for elderly. ... wireless. ... through SMS. ... using XML.
[insert yours obvious patents here]
Wozniak To Apple: Consider Building an Android Phone
... ah forget about it. FUCK SLASHDOT BETA. The coments aren't even working here, all I've got is a stupid message "Shazbot! We ran into some trouble getting the comments. Try again... na-nu, na-nu!".
Fuck you Dice Holdings.
Tesla's Having Issues Charging In the Cold
"Have you solved the icing problem?"
- Tony Stark
New Windows XP Zero-Day Under Attack
You'd rather create a virtual machine, map your physical parallel port to the VM (it's easy in VMWare at least), turn off the VM's network adapter and install your legacy CNC software in there. Turn it on only when you need to use the CNC. Use a secure/modern OS in the physical machine.
Whole Human Brain Mapped In 3D
We will not only understand how the human brain works, we will finally understand A WOMAN!
Teen's Biofuel Invention Turns Algae Into Fuel
she connected a cut-up orange to a clock with wire and watched it tick
A Clock Work with Orange? :)
Archaeologists Discover Lost City In Cambodian Jungle
They are now hiring more archaeologists for the exploration. Requirements: must be able to run more than 10k meters in Temple Run.
Astronomers Probe Mysterious Gas In Titan's Atmosphere
so far we've already got three fart jokes and one random insult
Welcome to human race.
How Does a Single Line of BASIC Make an Intricate Maze?
At least it would make a nice geeky retro screensaver.
Microsoft Releases Windows 8
The wall is a little steep, I'm sure you can all make it though. The grass is greener on the other side, honest.
Someone who betrays Dumbledore do not deserve my trust.
Google Awarded Face-To-Unlock Patent
A simpler solution is to verify if the image has slightly alterations over time, or to require that the person to blink or do any other thing.
James Webb Space Telescope Closer To the Axe
Not gonna work. They will use it exclusively as a spy satellite, and it will not make any science.
Chinese City Wants To Build a Censorship-Free Hub
Realy low cost service. There are lots of companies that don't give a shit about privacy, they only care about budget cuts. Especialy those companies who deal with other people data, not theirs.
Instant Quantum Communication Is Near
I'm sure any researcher who so much as hints that he's actually close to a breakthrough on that topic quietly disappears in the night.
Don't worry, he will reappear in another place, "alive" again and unchanged.
Americans Favor Moratorium On New Nuclear Reactors
Eh? The reactors at the Fukushima no.1 complex were hit by a magnitude 9.0 earthquake, THEN a 12m high tsunami, and THEN several explosions.
I wonder what would happen if such disasters had hit a dam or a thermal gas/coal plant...
Cutting Prices Is the Only Way To Stop Piracy
Ahem. Alien Swarm is free because it's not very good.
What about Portal? Last year it was offered for free for a few days. And it was not only a "come-on" for me, it was a big red carpet welcome.
New MacBook Pro Teardown Reveals 'Shoddy Assembly'
what ARE you getting (hardware-wise) for the extra money
The Apple Shaped Reality Distortion Field Emmiter.
Sun Produces First Cycle 24 X-Class Solar Flare
Oracle didn't bought THAT sun... not yet.
Robot Jet Fighter Takes First Flight
I would, if only I could last long enough to welcome them.