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Users Report Warping of Apple's iPhone 6 Plus

fisted Warping (421 comments)

Am I the only one who thought this was about a software vulnerability? Warping. War-Ping. Ping of Death style.
I want my good old times back.

Now get off my lawn.

about a week ago
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Fork of Systemd Leads To Lightweight Uselessd

fisted Re:kill -1 (469 comments)

s/now/nor/

about two weeks ago
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Fork of Systemd Leads To Lightweight Uselessd

fisted Re:kill -1 (469 comments)

I was talking about a trivial pipeline involving ps, xargs and kill, mainly. Which is neither systemd now sysvinit specific

about two weeks ago
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Fork of Systemd Leads To Lightweight Uselessd

fisted Re:Err... (469 comments)

Wait for jessie

about two weeks ago
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Fork of Systemd Leads To Lightweight Uselessd

fisted Re:kill -1 (469 comments)

Like that wasn't trivial to achieve already with the existing tools.

about two weeks ago
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TrueCrypt Gets a New Life, New Name

fisted Re:FOSS names (268 comments)

Doesn't matter, as long as it's SomeThingCamelCased. /me pukes

about two weeks ago
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U2 and Apple Collaborate On 'Non-Piratable, Interactive Format For Music'

fisted Bullshit (358 comments)

As long as the computer is somehow able to play it, there's nothing to stop me from intercepting the audio stream at the very end.

about two weeks ago
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Ask Slashdot: Remote Support For Disconnected, Computer-Illiterate Relatives

fisted fetchmail + procmail (334 comments)

A good solution to the remote-admin by email are fetchmail and procmail. Plus, i know it's out of fashion, but a working MTA, if you care about the box replying.

about two weeks ago
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Uber CEO: We'll Run Your Errands

fisted Re:Uber Fresh? (139 comments)

[...] to a date with pizza [...]

/. -- where guys date pizza,

about two weeks ago
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Ask Slashdot: What Are the Strangest Features of Various Programming Languages?

fisted Re:question colon (729 comments)

Ternary.

about three weeks ago
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Ask Slashdot: What Are the Strangest Features of Various Programming Languages?

fisted no (729 comments)

> if (a = b) assigns the contents of b to a and executes the code following if b 0. Who the hell thought that would be a good idea?

There are indeed times it is useful but I 100% agree, using the _same_ syntax as assignment was full retard.

The same syntax as what exactly? = is just assignment, nothing else.

They should of used:

You should of used "have". And your proposal is utter crap.

about three weeks ago
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Ask David Saltzberg About Being The Big Bang Theory's Science Advisor

fisted Re:Beyond the Big Bang (226 comments)

At the moment before the Big Bang

That's not a meaningful thing to say. Time began with the Big Bang (as per the standard model).
It's like asking what's 1m to the north of the north pole

about a month ago
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Google Serves Old Search Page To Old Browsers

fisted Yes (152 comments)

Yes! Where? I want it!

about a month ago
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Interview: Ask Christopher "moot" Poole About 4chan and Social Media

fisted Re:Question 1 (220 comments)

Son, there's no point in asking this. It's commonly agreed upon that they are a miracle.

about a month ago
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Kernel Developer Dmitry Monakhov Arrested For Protesting Ukraine Invasion

fisted Re:Which kernel? (205 comments)

No that'd be minix. NetBSD is just for people who like a sane system without any Poettering-crapware, and oh well, see sig.

about a month ago
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Kernel Developer Dmitry Monakhov Arrested For Protesting Ukraine Invasion

fisted Re:Which kernel? (205 comments)

It's Linux. It's always Linux, because hey, Linux is a kernel. The kernel. /THE/ Kernel.

...written on my NetBSD machine.

about a month ago

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