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Top Five Theaters Won't Show "The Interview" Sony Cancels Release

fustakrakich Re:Nope (579 comments)

Well, if this is from the North Koreans, they definitely got the last laugh from the panicky reaction. They got the money shot they were looking for, and *all you had to do was, act naturally*. Award winning material was provided by all. Thank you all very much, ladies and gentlemen, the check is in the mail. Don't call us, we'll call you.

2 hours ago
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Hackers Used Nasty "SMB Worm" Attack Toolkit Against Sony

fustakrakich Re:Supreme Leader (56 comments)

Ah, but the real comedy is the reaction to the threats. Worth every penny. And now that we know these kind of threats actually work, we should see some regular old extortion and blackmail pretty soon. Sounds like a real money maker, better than real estate.

3 hours ago
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T-Mobile To Pay $90M For Unauthorized Charges On Customers' Bills

fustakrakich Re:And where is my money?? (40 comments)

Eh, sometimes the magic works. Don't spend it all at once :-)

4 hours ago
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T-Mobile To Pay $90M For Unauthorized Charges On Customers' Bills

fustakrakich Re:And where is my money?? (40 comments)

You mean you didn't get your $1.99 credit voucher(void where prohibited by law. not valid with other promotions)? I'd sue if I were you

7 hours ago
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Dick "Smitty" Cheney

fustakrakich Re:Gawd, I love that man (85 comments)

However they signed off on them.

Yeah? So what?! That's why they got the damn job! They were hired to 'sign off'. Who the hell do you think paid the money to get you idiots to vote for them? Man, this is too stupid. You're now playing the part of a complete moron. Or maybe it comes natural to you. The apathy comes from you all just voting for the first thing you see on the damn TV, and I hardly endorse that. You endorse complicity and acquiescence, and plain old following along. That is far worse than apathy. It would be better for you to stay home. And stop trying to obligate people to vote for your candidate with your 'lesser evil' and ' viable candidate' and 'throwing away your vote' bullshit. See because, screw you, you're simply selling your vote to the highest bidder, the guy who falsely promises you the most free stuff or the least tax.

10 hours ago
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Schneier Explains How To Protect Yourself From Sony-Style Attacks (You Can't)

fustakrakich Using purely circumstantial "evidence" (295 comments)

the FBI has officially concluded that the North Korean government is behind the attack.

Due to the sensitive nature of the investigation, you'll have to trust us on this, just like with that other big thing 13 years ago.

11 hours ago
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Dick "Smitty" Cheney

fustakrakich Re:Gawd, I love that man (85 comments)

Carter, Reagan, and Bush, etc, they didn't make those decisions. They were hired to execute them. Please, stop. I've been laid off from various jobs also, I don't blame the president. He had nothing to do with it. It was business. All you guys, you're still in this box. I don't get it. Maybe you find comfort doing this stuff.

yesterday
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"Team America" Gets Post-Hack Yanking At Alamo Drafthouse, Too

fustakrakich Re:Oh! Who can help us now?? (225 comments)

Of course the slogan writers would have proof readers...

yesterday
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Iraq: Baaaad... Afghanistan: Gooood! Now North Korea?

fustakrakich Re:The only question is. . . (4 comments)

No, the only question is: How come mini-me is taller than Dr. Evil?

yesterday
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"Team America" Gets Post-Hack Yanking At Alamo Drafthouse, Too

fustakrakich Re:Oh! Who can help us now?? (225 comments)

They got the numbers. It wouldn't take much of a push. These two are a gift! Bigger than a Reagan revival

Remember, to the coward and the timid, they look like heroes, taking action!

The slogan is unbeatable: 'I would do it again in it a minute' That is exactly what people want to hear.

yesterday
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Dick "Smitty" Cheney

fustakrakich Re:Gawd, I love that man (85 comments)

I can call you many things. 'Useless' is not one of them. Indeed you are very dependable. Service is your calling. You too, stand beside the sweet talking devil.

yesterday
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"Team America" Gets Post-Hack Yanking At Alamo Drafthouse, Too

fustakrakich Oh! Who can help us now?? (225 comments)

The REAL Team America!

Cheney/Nugent 2016!

yesterday
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"Team America" Gets Post-Hack Yanking At Alamo Drafthouse, Too

fustakrakich Re:Pitiful (225 comments)

I would venture to say the movie does not exist! And finally, movie critics have an effective way of keeping crappy movies out of the theaters. Let's watch how DVD sales go. It will be very short, like a.. uh... spurt... and then you want a cigarette.

yesterday
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Al Franken...

fustakrakich Re:"Cheney/Nugent campaign" (4 comments)

Yeah, I know how you all feel... They are the team to beat... And that way Schwarzenegger can get a job in the state department (I'm sure he can break Hillary's sales record). It's an easy sell. It is the laser beam to stardom. It would be the most American campaign you will ever see. It's all there, and even Detroit can be gentrified to taste, in fact the capital can be moved there.. Every day will be the Forth of Juuuly! It wouldn't hurt if you opened up a few casinos and clubs, just keep it classy.

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Dick "Smitty" Cheney

fustakrakich Re:Gawd, I love that man (85 comments)

No politician ever took any job away from me. And you keep on plying your bullshit like I'm supposed to believe it. To them you are nothing but a bag of hundred dollar bills coming in every day. That's what they see, that's what they know. That's what they have to pass on to the boss. They do not care how it's done. They are mules. They sure as hell don't give a shit about your job. Youtube kitty-cats play this shell game better than you do.

yesterday
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Al Franken...

fustakrakich Re:You certainly can't top the absurdity (4 comments)

What absurdity? And who's 'Jarrett'? Is this some other obscure movie reference? I thought you advocated 'maturity'... And why aren't you working on your Cheney/Nugent campaign yet?

2 days ago
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Dick "Smitty" Cheney

fustakrakich Re:Gawd, I love that man (85 comments)

See, when I hear buzzwords like the president did a 'good job' or he was the 'worst ever', all I hear is the repetition of the same mass media buzz words I have been reading in the papers over the many years. I lived through the same shit and every day was just another X on the calendar. Work was as steady as I wanted it to be. When prices went up so did my income. None of it depended on some damn politician and his army of bureaucrats. All this nonsense coming from you disappoints me much more than hearing it from d_r, pudge, or Mr. Smith. I'm posting into a vacuum, completely unheard. You are still convinced the shell game is authentic. What will it take for all of you to see the con? Actually I think you do see it, just can't admit to idea of being the mark. And everybody wants to keep on playing in the insane attempt to get their 'money back'. It ain't gonna happen. The confidence game is still the best game in town. You all make it just too easy.

2 days ago
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US Links North Korea To Sony Hacking

fustakrakich Re:The implications could be dire (180 comments)

For even less evidence can you say 'Afghanistan'? Nothing was ever proven there either. It was all one sided hearsay. More yellow journalism and government lies, partying like was 1898. I'm wearing asbestos. so go nuts!

2 days ago

Submissions

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Bad News Everybody!

fustakrakich fustakrakich writes  |  about a month ago

fustakrakich (1673220) writes "It appears you can no longer go back more than 66 pages in front page news stories, where previously you could go all the way back to 1999. If this is actually a permanent thing, then Slashdot is truly dead, and it is no longer worth lingering around here. Shame on you, Dice. You are horrible people. You killed a great web site. All to make space for the spammers in the Journal section.

If this is only temporary, I take back everything.

Thank you"
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Bacteria and global warming

fustakrakich fustakrakich writes  |  about 2 years ago

fustakrakich (1673220) writes "Like we do, most bacteria respire, that is they convert carbon containing compounds, into carbon dioxide and water, and as an outcome of this process generate cellular energy. Unfortunately, for us there are far more bacteria on the planet that there are people and as a consequence bacteria produce rather a lot of carbon dioxide. In fact the microbes that break down plant matter in soil release 55 billion tons of carbon dioxide a year into the atmosphere, which represents around eight times the amount that humans are putting into the atmosphere through the burning of fossil fuels. As the temperature of our planet increases, we will inevitably alter the activity of planet’s microbes and through this fundamentally their impact on the Earth’s climate"
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Good News on the Free Speech Front

fustakrakich fustakrakich writes  |  about 2 years ago

fustakrakich (1673220) writes "Supreme Court blocks Illinois law prohibiting taping of police:

The U.S. Supreme Court has rejected a plea from the Cook County state's attorney to allow enforcement of a law prohibiting people from recording police officers on the job.

The justices on Monday left in place a lower court ruling that found that the state's anti-eavesdropping law violates free speech rights when used against people who tape law enforcement officers...

The American Civil Liberties Union filed a lawsuit in 2010 against State's Attorney Anita Alvarez to block prosecution of ACLU staff for recording police officers performing their duties in public places, one of the group's long-standing monitoring missions."
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David Cameron 'orders new curbs on internet porn'

fustakrakich fustakrakich writes  |  more than 2 years ago

fustakrakich (1673220) writes "

The new measures will mean that in future anyone buying a new computer or signing up with a new internet service provider (ISP) will be asked, when they log on for the first time, whether they have children. If the answer is "yes", the parent will be taken through the process of installing anti-pornography filters, as well as a series of questions on how stringent they wish the restrictions to be, according to a newspaper.

If the answer is "no", all male customers over 18 will be immediately tagged as pedophiles."

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Fantasy 'football'.. kinda, sorta...

fustakrakich fustakrakich writes  |  yesterday

Here we are in the pre-season (yeah, if year 'round is seasonal) and the ideal campaign is shaping up thusly: Cheney/Nugent vs. Warren/Franken. Kinda of a Blofeld vs. Smalley thing. And even here it will be down to the wire... Hillary will spend her twilight years working the room after Henry leaves the building.

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Iraq: Baaaad... Afghanistan: Gooood! Now North Korea?

fustakrakich fustakrakich writes  |  2 days ago

You people are fuckin' nuts!

I truly wish you could see yourselves... It's quite the sight...

Oh! I'm sorry, what?.. Oh that's right! Lesser evil...

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Combat operations "ended"

fustakrakich fustakrakich writes  |  4 days ago

Occupation is forever... No doubt the torture also.. Romney or McCain could have done that..

Yeah, you idiot democrats picked a real winner there. Thanks for nothing.

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Counterpoint!

fustakrakich fustakrakich writes  |  5 days ago

Jane, you ignorant slut...

Put this guy on the ballot!

I only posted this because the lady in the background looks like a puppy that just heard a strange noise. 'Say whaaa?'

Cool! New sig!

Authority is undermined when the leaders are retrograde hippies.

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Ô Capitaine ! Mon Capitaine !

fustakrakich fustakrakich writes  |  about a week ago

You are so right! I have no business comparing a storm trooper to the emperor. I have found the the evil in a man's heart is completely limp when measured against what he does with his hands. It's like equating infinity with nothing. They actually cannot be compared. The difference between dictation and execution is so vast that it goes... unnoticed! To where it comes full circle and becomes the same thing in the eyes of far too many.

No no no! The storm trooper is far worse than the emperor! They are the emperor's hands!

Oh, and I feel no shame standing in front of anybody here...

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If you want to win unconditional surrender at ALL costs, no matter what...

fustakrakich fustakrakich writes  |  about two weeks ago

Then Dick Cheney is your man... One of the very few who, at the right price, will do anything you ask. And he did tell the truth. The CIA had full authorization, and that includes full consent of 98% of the people who voted. And he said he'd do it again in a minute. Your kind of guy, no? Put him back on the GOP ticket, and guess which amongst you would vote for him. Shouldn't be too difficult. And the democrats? Being the dumbasses they are, we already know what's up with them. Do we really need to waste space yammering about them anymore? Morons...

And while I'm on the subject, is there anybody who reads this JE who can honestly tell me they are against torture, no matter what? Don't give me any conditions of any kind. It's either yes or no. I expect, but probably will not receive the proper one word answer to the question. In fact I really expect no response at all, but maybe I could be pleasantly surprised. I really only want to know how much real physical savagery is permissible.

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Eat it, you damn bigots! Eat it raw!

fustakrakich fustakrakich writes  |  about two weeks ago

This is what is meant by religious freedom ...

You really need to have your noses rubbed in your own shit. But then please, clean it off, hop into the truck and head over to your church to celebrate on January 16th the true meaning of liberty... Bring your own ammo...

Funny that it was the Baptists of all people that pushed this. It seems that whatever happened to them is what later turned the republican faction into what it is today. When did the baptists become dixiecrats? What turned them into the most prominent bigots in the US? And how did this particular faction so successfully coopt what was really one of the greatest propagators of American civil rights? All the way up to....uh oh.. the 80s??? Oh shit... You don't think... he did it, do you? Oh, please! Say it ain't so! No no no! This can't be! That would be like discovering the greatest heroes of the American 'Revolution' were... FRENCH!!! AAAAHHHH!!!! HEELLLPP MEEE!!!

*rah rah rah... That's the spirits we have here...*

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Sorry, Mr. Smith, nothing for you to see here..

fustakrakich fustakrakich writes  |  about two weeks ago

I guess we have our third...

R.I.P. Ken Weatherwax

Everybody dying so young...

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They've killed Slashdot!

fustakrakich fustakrakich writes  |  about a month ago

With the messaging system down, it's like everybody is blind. Even the front page stories are devoid of comments. Maybe it's intentional, since it makes much more difficult to filter out the spam. Poor Slashdot... Maybe it really is time to let go...

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The republican majority benfits the democratic party*

fustakrakich fustakrakich writes  |  about a month ago

*how I learned to love electronic voting...

Before, I used to believe the ACA was a crime of opportunity. With the democrat majority in both houses, the republicans could get their insurance bill passed without having to put up a single vote. Smell that flowery aroma surrounding them? Yeah, it worked perfectly, and still is. The show has been one hell of a diversion. Millions of people like Smith and pudge are still believers in the gag. Okay, old story, on to new business...

So, now we have a different dilemma, and a bit of role reversal. The democrats (and republicans) want to get this Keystone and TPP and various other ripoffs out of the way before they can attract too much more attention, before 2016 if possible. But there's a problem. The democrats are the fluffy bunny party, and they held the majority in the Senate. They can't sign off on a deal to have containers of fluffy bunnies shipped from China to be soaked in tar in Canada and shot through a tube to Houston to be put on a boat to Belgium to make chocolate confectioneries in time for Easter.. So... What to do.... I know! With the votes too close to call and these new contraptions they're using to tally the count, it will be trivial to nudge the table without tilting the machine. Voila! You tagged your partner into the ring. Majority to republicans, the bills cruise on through, and as the president signs them, the democrats can blame the new republican majority for being environmental nazis/slaves of the telecoms, keeping the vote evenly divided for the '16 race, everybody's happy.

I have become more convinced than ever that consent is indeed being manufactured through this type of fraud. To be able to keep independents out of congress so completely and effectively takes some serious bullshit. It is too bad everyone is too stark struck by celebrity politics to look into it.

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The perfect crime

fustakrakich fustakrakich writes  |  about a month ago

When you can keep elections so perfectly divided down the middle, it is very easy to 'miscount' the vote to produce a desired result without anybody noticing.

Something stinks...

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You have my humblest apologies! I am deeply sorry

fustakrakich fustakrakich writes  |  about a month ago

I have found the way!

Praise the lord! I can see!

It's not quite the whole day, but it's a new beginning!

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