Trapped Girls Call For Help On Facebook
Actually, that was supposed to read "Today, I had to write Java.", which would have been mildly funny, but I forgot a word. So much for the preview.
Robot Soldiers Are Already Being Deployed
I would also include:
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!
Worst Working Conditions You Had To Write Code In?
Right now I'm learning to code Java - it's pretty terrible.
Working Effectively with Legacy Code
I know you are joking, but I worked with a guy that would do this. After he sent the executable to a customer, he would test the feature. Then, he would frantically call the customer, and tell them not to put the software in use, because it didn't work. He would repeat the process 3 or 4 times before getting the feature to work.
How Do You Deal With Telemarketers?
I recently received a call from a telemarketer last Friday. Since I have been listening to the Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboards (and youtube videos), I decided to play along with the telemarketer.
Telemarketer: Hello, is Mr. So-and-so home?
T: How are you today?
T: I would like to talk to you about a free gasoline card.....
M: Good Morning. How are you?
T: Umm, good. I already told you that.
M: Stop Whining!!
At this point, I was laughing too much, so I just hung up.