top France Cries Foul At World Cup "Spy Drone"
Paintball gun. Non-damaging to the drone, preserves privacy. Simples.
top Team of Dentists Create "The Six-Second Toothbrush"
9 day week? not sure if trolling, or just dumb....
top Canadian Man Pleads Guilty In Celebrity Hacking and Harrassment Case
Pics or it didn't happen?
top Google Reader Being Retired
I tried and really didn't like Netvibes, but I have already switch to Awesome New Tab Page, an extension for Chrome. Loads of plugins like a gmail client, weather, RSS readers, all in a grid you can lay out yourself.
Takes a bit of work to copy your setup across computers though - the layout comes across if you're signed in to sync your plugins, but not the RSS feeds themselves.
about a year and a half ago
top Undersea Neutrino Observatory To Be Second-Largest Human Structure
Sure hasn't that already been repurposed as a firewall?
top Swine Flu Outbreak At PAX
... Does anyone know his BMI? He's a big lad (not as big as he used to be, but still large), and isn't swine flu meant to be more dangerous if your BMI is over 40?
top Trapped Girls Call For Help On Facebook
Moss: Subject: Fire. Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road... no, that's too formal.
[deletes text, starts again] Fire - exclamation mark - fire - exclamation mark - help me - exclamation mark. 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss. [sigh of relief]
top NASA Shows Off Mock-Up of Mars-Capable Spacecraft
"with one nearly (because the crew got really, really lucky) catastrophic accident"
Actually, Apollo 1 went on fire on the launch pad, killing all three astronauts on board, so that makes one-and-a-half catastrophic accidents