Michael Moore Posts Julian Assange's Bail
You ought to love Michael Moore because he lies in his documentaries. Lies and distortion wouldn't be so prevalent in our political discourse if they were not effective. Sticking to the truth is just a noble way to lose. The truth will never be enough to get the overfed, undereducated and terminally distracted illiterati to act. As long as the mob is moving in the right direction, I don't really care why anymore.
Man Pulls Out and Steals Woman's Teeth
Anyone else read "Man Pulls Out ..." and think the woman was fellating him?
Russian Whistleblower Cop On YouTube
The only Slashdot relevance seems to be the generally diffident, scrawny and otherwise nerdy look of this guy. It could be that he is simply malnourished. Or maybe the massive linebacker sized American cop is the anomaly?
Kingston Unveils $1000 USB Flash Drive
... size is. Put simply, for the first time 256 GB can comfortably fit inside a human anus. If you can't see a use for that, then you're not living your life nearly dangerously enough.
FBI Seizes All Servers In Dallas Data Center
Indeed. I can't believe the FBI would put foot to ass in so heavy a fashion over a movie leak. Much more likely this has something to do with kiddie porn, large scale identity theft, extortion, etc. Bread and butter FBI stuff.
Nanocar Wins Top Science Award
A scientist says he's built a working car 4 nanometers across. There's no picture of the thing in operation, obviously, because you can't make optically images of anything that small. So you have to ask, how does even the scientist know what he's built, if anything? How do we know this isn't just some guy standing pantless before the world?
Scientists Hack Cellphone To Detect Diseases
Yes but I believe you forgot the CDx5 aphysical dipole bacterium, usually called "Bull" for its similarity to same, which is so small that it actually lives *within* molecules.
+1 Funny if I could.
... but that is, in fact, a woman.