NASA Sells Space Food, Shuttle Tiles To Schools
She wouldn't have had to die. But because you faggots didn't like NASA when she was alive, she died. Now she is selling off her food to pay for global cliamate change researchers.
Critic Pans Apple's New Campus As a Retrograde Cocoon
That way all the apple employees will be able to have lots of homosexual but sex inside a long tube that connects end to end. They don't have to worry about having homosexual but sex with non apple employees, and they don't have to worry about putting clothes on in the morning, because clothes interfere with homosexual but sex.
On a more serious note. Even though Apple employees spend all day devising better and better ways to get homosexual but sex, they are not as much of a faggot as YOU!
Defunct Satellite To Fall From the Sky
The Government that is supposed to represent the best interests of the public is the same government that is selling lottery tickets to people who suck at math.
-And then there shall be a new heaven and a new Earth. And there shall be faggotry without end.
1970s Polaroid SX-70 Cameras Make a Comeback
on Slashdot. Ohh wait faggotry never really left. It is getting stronger than ever. Instant cameras are still made by Fuji-film and I am sure other companies. On a brighter note, if you want to read about this and other interesting stories before they appear on fagdot, you can check out this site.
There you will find twice the information and half the faggotry.
Obama Admin Wants Hackers Charged As Mobsters
There is really no difference now days. It is all about the money. I have known self-professed 'shooters' who were living on Beacon Hill right next to their buddies in government. Weather you are collecting fees for the privilege of selling on the corner, or collecting taxes for the privilege of selling at the liquor store, there isn't too much difference; any way you look at it it is faggotry.
These days with the rise of bot nets, and rampant credit card fraud, and analogy could certainly be made comparing crackers to politicians. I suggest that we implement a bill sending everyone in the United States to prison for 2 consecutive life sentences. This would fix our housing crisis, and provide thousands of jobs for the prison guards.
-If you are reading this, you are a faggot.
Russia Wanted To Shut YouTube Down For Piracy
Gee, I understand that you are a faggot.
Go back to Russia you commie pinko retard. The USA and Al Gore invented the Internets. Russia should get off (the Internet).
Fuck Russia, Fuck Putin, and Fuck you.
Hair Growth Signal Dictated By Fat Cells
Some Axioms that are accepted by all right thinking liberal elite /. members:
1) All Americans are fat. (according to ./ people in Paraguay have a real problem with obesity).
2) Obesity causes undisclosed health care ills. Obesity is measured by BMI.
3) If you are skinny and have a good head of hair are the epitome of health and will never die.
From Axiom 3)
We can logically infer that Steve Jobs is perfectly healthy.
From Axiom 2) We can logically infer that most NFL players are overweight/ obese by BMI standards and therefore ready to die. Also if we could replace all the NFL players with French intellectuals who smoke two packs of cigarettes a day, the NFL teams would compete at a much higher more professional level. (Note: I understand that all people who smoke cigarettes are faggots (according to /.), but these guys are French, and French people are always smarter than everyone else so it is OK.)
From Axiom 3) We can infer that if you need hair to be accepted by society (and you fucking do), and according to the article, you need to have some fat to have hair, and if you have any fat on you you are by definition a faggot, and not fit to be a part of society.
I therefore submit that logic, is just plain illogical. I propose a rule that from now on Logic should be outlawed on /. All discussions should boil down to:
1) Global warming is for reals mofo.
2) white people suck.
3) Conservatives are morons.
I expect these helpful guidelines to be implemented immediately!
Ohh, wait looking back on /. articles for the past year, it appears that my guidelines have already been implemented! Sorry. My bad dog. I will just leave now. Good job guys. Remember logic is for old people like the Greeks. And we all no that the Greeks were pedos. Therefore logically logic makes you want to have sex with little boys. Also old people (like anyone over the age of 19) are all faggots. Don't be like these guys. They destroyed the planet, and are like all racist and prejudiced and shit.
slashdot- Bringing the art of faggotry to the next level since 1918.
Tapping Subway Trains For Energy
we would have the subway energy crisis solved. Or better yet if we could only figure out a way to harness the power of slashdot faggotry to displace electrons,we could solve the world's energy problems.
Does your Mom know that you are a faggot?
Android Tricorder Killed By CBS
Yea, like calling the ./ community a bunch of faggots. Hey Slash-dot, you are a bunch of faggots. It bugs me that people like you post as AC. Seriously fuck karma.
WikiLeaks Sues the Guardian Over Leak
Yes, but if you believe the words that you are coming out of your typewritter, you are classified as a terrorist or a pedophile, by the lawfully elected government. I don't want to be a terrorist or a pedophile, so I must choose not to believe what you type.
-Right thinking is just as important as right actions.
WikiLeaks Sues the Guardian Over Leak
ASCII Art is dead on ./, and you are a Faggot.
Hurricane Irene Prompts Unprecedented Evacuation of NYC
When the World Trade Centers were hit, the nation came together, and there was a lot of sympathy for New York. When a trailer park in Kansas was hit with a tornado, New Yorkers laughed at those stupid Southerners, who were too stupid to live in a house, because they are from the South, and hence bigoted and all stupid and stuff .
I wonder if it works like this for Hurricanes. Does this mean that people living in trailers get to laugh at New Yorkers when a natural disaster comes along. Somehow I don't think Southerners will do this. The Southerners being the racist clan loving bigoted inbred sister fucking homophobes(sp) that they are will still find some sympathy for New York. Go figure. This just goes to show that being a nice decent person and showing some respect for humanity will not get you far. It will get you labeled a bigoted inbred sister fucking fagot by a New Yorker.
-OP is a faaaggggooottttt
When Algorithms Control the World
Ohh. You refereed to an old Novel. Old is faggy. New is good. If you had wanted to be cool, and accepted by ./ you should have reffered to the Jersey Shore. Then you would have surely been modded +5 Incite full.
As it is you are just labeled a faggot.
-If you are reading this, you are a faggot.
Interview With 'Idiot' Behind Key Software Patent
Yea, but those people are faggots. Real ./ users are always double-dealing and use their time to make illegitimate unsubstantiated ad-hominen attacks on others.
It is the ./ way. If you don't agree you are a fag.
5.8 Earthquake Hits East Coast of the US
I thought our government officials were all Earth Quake Proof, as evidenced by their arrogant condenscending attitude to the civilian workers who are all pussies. This gets me thinking that if we could only create a set of localized earth quakes around government buildings we could drive all our government workers out of their building so they could not do any government work. This would allow the rest of the USA to actually do some work.
Everything East of the San Andreas fault will eventually fall into the ocean.
-You are a Faggot.
Teachers, Students Fight To Be Facebook Friends
I read it online someplace, so I know it is true (because it came from some online faggot such as yourself), that over 80% on the people on fagbook are in fact under the age of 13. Naturally it follows that the only reason anyone would be a part of fagbook is because they are trying to 'pick up' online boys and girls who populate this haven of faggotry.
It is completely unnatural that any adult would ever talk to, or say anything to anyone under the age of 18. The only proper response to meeting a kid is to say 'Get the fuck away from me! I am no pedo'. This applies online and in real life. If you fail to follow these sensical precautions, you deserve to be locked away for a long period of time. Missouri is just trying to shut down this potential vector for pedophilia. Naturally I am all for it. I am also for banning fagbook for everyone, not just teachers, over the age of 18. This only precaution only applies in the United States of America. Other countries actually allow dad's to change diapers w/o being arrested. What a bunch of faggots.
Sequencing the Weed Genome
Actually faggotry has nothing to do with homosexuality. It does have everything to do with this board. I just called everyone on this board a faggot. Does that mean that I really believe everyone reading this message really likes sucking bags of dicks? Hell no. Languages change. If enough people misuse a word long enough the meaning of the word changes. The term Fag used to mean a bundle of sticks. Then it referred to the people who carry those sticks. Then it refereed to homo's ( not that there is anything wrong with that today). In parts of the world it refers to a cigarettes. Today it means YOU, because you are a faggot. Deal with it.
A faggot is someone who is a parasite on society. Gangstars and politicians are some of the biggest faggots around. Of coarse everyone is someonewhat a faggot (unless you a Chuck Norris, Ronnie Coleman, or Jesus Christ). Because everyone falls short of perfection somewhat.
That means I am a faggot, and YOU are definately a faggot.
Really I just like calling people faggot, and listen to myself type. Thanks for reading faggot.
Comedian on being a fag
Sequencing the Weed Genome
No some people don't really care if they are known or not. They regard the ./ community as a huge army of mindless marching morons, spreading the cause of global warming, advanced faggotry, and gun control to the far reaches of the universe. To them your opinion really doesn't matter, and they are more that happy to insult you using their real fake online 'super secret' handles. This is only slash-dot, and who really gives a fuck.
I used to try and have reasonable discussions, but that didn't work, so now I just use my time to call you all a bunch of faggots. It is therapeutic.
-Ohh. Yea; I almost forgot. You are a fag!
New RIM Streaming Music: $5 For 50 Songs?
***** Urgent News ******
If you are reading this post, you are a faggot.
***** End of Alert ******
Moon Younger Than Previously Thought
No it sucks to be me. I try not to look in the mirror, because I get violently sick when I do. I am a faggot. I know. There is probably no hope for me, but I would pray that you send some of your benevolent light my way. That is the only hope for my fagginess.
As for assumptions about the rest of you, I assume you are perfect, and that I am the only fag here. It is the only thing I can think of the explain your better than me attitude, which I assume is 100% legitimate.
-Fuck me with a set of rotting bananas.
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