top Doomsday Clock Could Move
top Scientists Say the Future Looks Bleak For Our Bones
Makes me wanna start lugging around my
Osborne 1 again.
top Netflix Plans To Raise Prices By "$1 or $2 a Month"
Torrents are always on "right now", they are "current", and they are "free"*.
*+the cost of internet service
top Researchers Develop "Narrative Authentication" System
Why doesn't every website just let me use my Blizzard authenticator?!
top The Greatest Keyboard Shortcut Ever
I used the so called shortcut and it opened
https://www.abine.com/abine-products-post-install/ which I have never installed or been to that website.
Did it pull it out of thin air? Some sort of product placement? Space robots controlling my computer? Website Noscript blocked? I WILL NEVER KNOW.
about a year and a half ago
top Humans Are Nicer Than We Think
You try body-slamming the floor instead of a guy. (hint: it still hurts)
top Microsoft To Shut Down App Store For Windows Mobile
You can if you install any other android os to your sd card. Sd is set to boot first.
You can do whatever the hell you want with Cyanogen mod on your nook.
top Autonomous Vehicles and the Law
I'm pretty sure that in the foreseeable future there will be a required driver in all of these cars in case of a system failure, and all of those people you mention will make about the same amount of money for doing so much less.
top Toshiba Adds Two-Way Wi-Fi To SD Card
top Mario Gets a Portal Gun In New Indie Game
Don't forget about Super Mario Bros. Crossover!
Almost the same idea and it's an amazing game.
top Why Netflix Had To Raise Its Prices
I don't know why this is modded funny, it's exactly what cane to mind when the news broke. When the price went up I switched to streaming only (Yes, i know that's exactly what Netflix wanted!) + TPB goodbye physical disks!
top New Process Allows Fuel Cells To Run On Coal
Did anyone else read the headline as "New Princess Allows Fuel Cells To Run On Coal"?
Though I suspect she's in another castle.
top Power Grid Change May Disrupt Clocks
Your mom has a shaded pole induction motor!
top Kilobots — Cheap Swarm Robots Out of Harvard
I misread and was hoping for cheap swarms of killbots...
top Iowa Rejects Video Privacy Protection For Cows
Elzar: We've got a wonderful grizzly bear that's been dipped in cornmeal and lightly tormented. Questions?
Amy: What was the bear's name? Elzar: Jojo.
Amy: Ooh, I'll have him.
top Third Humble Bundle Arrives, 'Frozenbyte' Edition
By virtue of them being DRM free and actually available for free you can download (pirate) them pretty easily. Then you can make a donation to Child's Play or the developers or cancer to make you feel better.
top Microsoft Seeks Do-Let-The-Bed-Bugs-Bite Patent
That was a bad joke, and you should feel bad.