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Ask Slashdot: Making a 'Wife Friendly' Gaming PC?

idioto Stop anthropomorphizing your computer (720 comments)

Hey, if your wife says it's too loud, turn it off when she's around, if it's a 'gaming computer' it means your gaming when she's there. Computer gaming is a monastic endeavor where people disengage from the real world. I had a girlfriend who got hooked on my WoW account. It was completely obnoxious to see from the other side and I'd suggest if you want to game, get a console and a few controllers. Otherwise you won't notice what's happening in the real world and you'll regret time wasted, communication lost.

about three weeks ago

Feces-Filled Capsules Treat Bacterial Infection

idioto Hitler ate Bulgarian Peasant Feces (seriously) (135 comments)

Google it. Anyhow, this isn't necessarily a new thing - but that's the only person I've heard of who has done such a thing. Not exactly a great product endorser.

about 2 months ago

Laid Off From Job, Man Builds Tweeting Toilet

idioto needs a camera attachment to autosnap the deuces (115 comments)

What else can I say? Sometimes when I see people posting pictures of their food on facebook, I can't help wonder what it looks like when it comes out the other end. Perhaps you could tie it into the Yelp API for reviews.

about 3 months ago

Could High Bay-Area Prices Make Sacramento the Next Big Startup Hub?

idioto Re:Downsides (190 comments)

because phoenix sucks. source: i live here and am from the bay area. move here when you are in your 70's or 80's, not to live.

about 7 months ago

Mystery MLB Team Moves To Supercomputing For Their Moneyball Analysis

idioto Re:The Million Dollar Question (56 comments)

I understand it, and that is what makes it boring. Most of the people who watch it do not understand baseball. I used to love baseball, but the more years pass, the less I like it. Like most people in the stadium can see whether a pitch is a ball or a strike, or a curveball or a fastball, you can't see it unless you have perfect seats. I will beat 9/10 baseball fans in baseball trivia, I will beat 9/10 baseball fans in a baseball video game, i will beat 9/10 of baseball fans in whiffleball (because 9/10 of baseball fans can't even track a baseball in mid-air). it's barely even a team sport, since using statistics to pick players seems to be all the rage rather than actually coaching. that's why they're called managers.

the only thing that baseball has going for it is that you never run out of time, you run out of outs. a high school team could beat a college team could beat a pro team cause for the most part baseball could be simulated with dice. that's all baseball is. dungeons and dragons

about 8 months ago

Typo Keyboard For iPhone Faces Sales Ban

idioto One small victory in the war on Ryan Seacrest (205 comments)

this isn't about patents or saving blackberry, it's about stopping ryan seacrest. he's the one behind the kardasshians for heaven's sake. set aside your petty libertarian and socialist differences and unite against tyranny of another more diabolical sort!

about 9 months ago

Should Newsweek Have Outed Satoshi Nakamoto's Personal Details?

idioto Re:JD Salinger (276 comments)

I'm not sure what you are talking about aside from JD Salinger was a miser who was a lucky one trick pony. If you want to look to literature, try perusing the Picture of Dorian Grey. He did pick that as his new name. What happens in year 38, what age is the pseudonymous Satoshi? It's a set-up, they're all a bunch of phonies man.

about 9 months ago

How Ya Gonna Get 'Em Down On the UNIX Farm?

idioto Bring back BBS's (606 comments)

I'm building a site right now (actually the site's finished, on the surface) that if you enter the Konami code on the main page it loads up a Synchronet BBS in a flash or html terminal (I don't want people logging in right now or checking the site, so I'm keeping it quiet.) I think it will be pretty popular compared to the BBS's that are still out there because BBS's that have been up since the 80's/90's are like abandoned palaces waiting for their kings and queens to come back rather than try to find new royalty. Anyhow, if anyone wants to work on a BBS for fun, i've got work to do!

about a year ago

Oppo's CyanogenMod Phone Gets Blessed To Run Google Apps

idioto That phone looks nifty in some ways (47 comments)

Never heard of it, and the article doesn't mention much about it, but upon researching it's got some cool gizmos. The one that stuck out to me was that you could control it from the backside. And you all know that's what we want with any device.

about a year ago

Bitcoin Exchange Value Halves After Chinese Ban

idioto Re:history, itself, repeat, etc. (475 comments)

If you're a bitcoin investor, which you may be, you might have trouble reading the news. Two separate things. The first was a warning, which hinted at the action. People who actually can listen to stuff outside of the bitcoin bubble reacted to the warning. And then the action took place. So now there's a reaction to that. And then there's people who, evidently, can not read the news, buying "cheap" bitcoins and slowing the fall.

Anyhow, if you need to get rid of your bitcoins, I will trade you some baseball cards. They're awesome, and they're not making any more of them, so they can only go up!

about a year ago

Ask Slashdot: Can Digital Music Replace Most Instrumental Musicians?

idioto Digital vs. Analog all comes down to the task (328 comments)

I can play a few instruments and make my own music, as well as having played in a few bands, but over the years I've learned to accept that computers can help me out a bunch. I used to try to play everything and record it too, which was a lot of work and it made things a bear to change. These days, I just try to focus in on a thing at a time, rather than be engineer, instrumentalist, songwriter, etc. I hardly have been playing instruments much on recordings because I don't have the time to do it all and come up with the sounds I like. I will enter my chord progressions into band in a box, and find a style that I kind of like. Then I'll tweek the instruments. It's just a million times easier. So I take sequencing shortcuts as well. But it's just a matter of ease, I mean if I could find a real steel drum player and could mike them up and it wouldn't take a few hours more than clicking a button, I'd do that, but only if I really had a vision or it was going out commercially and I could justify the cost.

1 year,2 hours

Bitcoin Inventor Satoshi Nakamoto Could Actually Be Group From Europe

idioto Re:Even more likely (186 comments)

I know you're being funny, but aside from the porn and the alien part, but I'm curious about the time traveler aspect.

  I've been wondering this wouldn't the most likely thing to be travel back in time be information itself, since we already can send bits at near light speed already? There must be someone on slashdot who can answer this.

1 year,1 day

Game Preview: Hearthstone

idioto Re:Preview ? (131 comments)

I don't play this game, but it is available as my brother plays it all the time recently. You need an invite.

1 year,5 days

Ask Slashdot: Easy Wi-Fi-Enabled Tablet For My Dad?

idioto Why Buy an Apple? if only for the support (370 comments)

I've been reading this thread, and didn't want to get lost in the iPad debate, so I'm just posting fresh. As someone who's used both products, I'd say that I'm pretty over Apple stuff after over 25 years. But after making the switch from an iPhone 4 to a Galaxy S4, I'll tell you this, I lost something. And I found this out after my phone broke, but it applies to anything Apple really makes. They have Apple stores, and AppleCare etc, things that are designed to help make their products easier to use and are supported. An 18 year old clerk at the Apple store has more power than high level tech support people at most of these other companies making Android tablets. For me I notice the difference when something breaks, that I don't really have a place to go, and I'm not sure if I'm going to have to pay out of pocket and wait a long time to get my device back leaving me frustrated. For a senior, usually it's not something that's broken, but something they need to learn. Apple has classes at their stores for free and stuff. I'm not suggesting it from a purely device perspective, as I wouldn't want one under my Xmas tree, but I think from a support standpoint it's great for people who are making that first time plunge into technology.

1 year,9 days

Why Reactive Programming For Databases Is Awesome

idioto I for one would love to see DBs be more like Excel (165 comments)

I think excel is one of the greatest programs ever and reactive programming sounds great. This article isn't very specific as to how to get started though. Is it a concept, a product or something I have to implement myself?

1 year,11 days

Andy Rubin Is Heading a Secret Robotics Project At Google

idioto Where are you JC? Skylink is getting bigger! (162 comments)

It's unfortunate that this is being done by google, as a company that specializes in information will no doubt hasten the process of the terminators becoming self-aware.

1 year,13 days

Is GWU Econ Prof. Nick Szabo Satoshi Nakamoto?

idioto Re:If I had to guess who the founder of bitcoin wa (120 comments)

Yeah, I had my comment moderated as funny, which it is, but I'm serious about this guy if I had to pick someone I've met in my life it would be him (and I know a guy who has the Nobel Prize in Economics). But there are a few street people who are maybe so smart they get hay-wired.

This guy used to stand in alley with his eyes rolled up, between the bookstore and the music shop chanting "Help me gus! Save us gus!" I used to think he was saying God, not gus, but I asked him about it. I actually didn't know he could talk at all, but I worked at the music store, and he came in, and I thought I was going to have to call the police. Then he talked normally and spoke well, and I asked him about what he was doing. He clarified his chant, sort of, at least as far as what he was saying. He wanted to buy something for his recording studio, which was a tape 4 track and other stuff that was in his shopping cart, which he showed me. I was in high school then, and I dealt with him a few times, and I think he told me about his education because I complimented his intelligence (I don't normally do that, but relative to homeless people I knew, he was smart, just crazy) and maybe I just probed people better then. Anyhow, he told me about his thesis, which me talking about is almost like the tenacious D song where it's a tribute to the greatest song in the world. I didn't really have the capacity to understand it all then (I was in H.S. talking to a mad partial PHD) so I can't spit it out verbatim, but he had me convinced at the conclusion, even perhaps the state of his condition, by virtue of his passion and reasoning despite the general premise behind his hypothesis seemed flawed to me then, and it had driven him in to exile, and he chose to go to Palo Alto for whatever reason. I don't know if he knows how to program. Maybe he learned on the mean streets.

1 year,14 days

Is GWU Econ Prof. Nick Szabo Satoshi Nakamoto?

idioto If I had to guess who the founder of bitcoin was.. (120 comments)

When I hear about bitcoin's founder I am reminded of a homeless man I met in Palo Alto in the 1990's, in his 30's or 40's. He used to stand on the street chanting weird things and you would think he was insane, which he was. But if you talked to him, you'd realize he was pretty smart too. Anyhow, he told me about how he was getting his P.H.D. in Economics from Yale, but they rejected his thesis which was basically about private currency, as his professors equated it with counterfeiting and he subsequently went semi-mad according to him. This guy was a smart homeless guy but also a little crazy, his shopping cart had various gadgets powered by car battery, and I think there was a reason he was hanging out in the valley at that time. Find him, and you will find the creator of bitcoin.

1 year,14 days

Apple Unveils iPhone 5C, iPhone 5S

idioto Re:Need some more tinfoil for that hat? (773 comments)

Just playing devil's advocate, but a company like Apple, which introduced and marketed "Find my iPhone" as a way to find your lost phone, could augment the criminal catching capability of such an app by recording fingerprints of would be thieves.

about a year ago

The Golden Gate Barrage: New Ideas To Counter Sea Level Rise

idioto Re:Or... from the article, it's inevitable (341 comments)

it's not really a band aid solution, but a practical one, verbatim:

After weighing the potential benefits and costs, the commission came down pretty squarely against the idea. “Given the enormous cost, limited effectiveness, questionable feasibility, and probable significant adverse economic and ecological impacts of such a project, it does not seem prudent to seriously further consider such a proposal,” the report concluded.

But that was before the UN’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change warned that a three-foot rise in sea levels is almost CERTAIN by 2100.

about a year ago


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