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'YouCut' Targets National Science Foundation Budget

ifeelswine violation of the first amendment (760 comments)

i agree that quantum computing research should be cut and submitted a response to youcut: i believe that quantum computing and anything involving advanced physics violates the 1st amendment, the so called separation of church and state. if the government funds research that ultimately discovers a "god particle" then people will begin to worship it and the government will essentially have endorsed a religion. God-particle bless sarah palin and glenn beck.

more than 3 years ago

Bloomberg Reports Facebook Building Android Smartphones

ifeelswine meh... (63 comments)

they're just setting up for a sequel to The Social Network movie

more than 3 years ago

Pope's Astronomer Would Love To Baptize an Alien

ifeelswine but would the vatican (308 comments)

turn a blind eye... when one alien species tried to wipe another one out? when priests started fondling their tentacles?

more than 3 years ago

Kids Video Game Party

ifeelswine when i was 8 (1 comments)

i played Stroker a lot on my commodore 64. good times!

about 4 years ago

US Couple Arrested For Transmitting Nuclear Secrets In Sting Operation

ifeelswine nuclear family? (372 comments)

but but the religious right has said the nuclear family doesn't exist anymore. i'm confused

about 4 years ago

Why Twitter Should Stay Out of the App Business

ifeelswine they should host apps .. (76 comments)

that are 160 characters or below. it would be cool: main(l ,a,n,d)char**a;{ for(d=atoi(a[1])/10*80- atoi(a[2])/5-596;n="@NKA\ CLCCGZAAQBEAADAFaISADJABBA^\ SNLGAQABDAXIMBAACTBATAHDBAN\ ZcEMMCCCCAAhEIJFAEAAABAfHJE\ TBdFLDAANEfDNBPHdBcBBBEA_AL\ H E L L O, W O R L D! " [l++-3];)for(;n-->64;) putchar(!d+++33^ l&1);}

about 4 years ago

The Real 'Stuff White People Like'

ifeelswine barack obama and (286 comments)

mayonnaise white people are whack.

about 4 years ago

The Joke Known As 3D TV

ifeelswine i for one (594 comments)

welcome the trolls that will send us 3-d shock websites. imagine typical macintosh user with smellovision?

about 4 years ago

Craigslist Removes Its Controversial Adult Section

ifeelswine prostitution (522 comments)

a lot cheaper than marriage. what's the big deal?

about 4 years ago

Software (and Appropriate Input Device) For a Toddler?

ifeelswine create a livecd (417 comments)

booting ubuntu with firefox's homepage set to goatse

about 4 years ago

Forget University — Use the Web For Education, Says Gates

ifeelswine listen to the dropout (393 comments)

my major will be trolling !@#!!! my thesis will be on goatse. and i will do an independent study on 2 girls 1 cup

more than 4 years ago

Chernobyl Area Survey Finds Lasting Problems For Wildlife

ifeelswine motorcycles (201 comments)

i hear wildlife keeps getting runover by a motorcycle driven by a hawt chick

more than 4 years ago

The Amiga Turns 25

ifeelswine this means just 5 more years (289 comments)

until the guru returns to punish the disbelievers and all amiga users vanish and enter a paradise consisting of nekkid kiki stockhammers and endless mod tunes and party demos.

more than 4 years ago

Education Official Says Bad Teachers Can Be Good For Students

ifeelswine in other news... (279 comments)

Good teachers can be bad for students

more than 4 years ago

The Hobby of Energy Secretary Steven Chu

ifeelswine bill richardsons hobby (177 comments)

was doing fred flintstone impersonations

more than 4 years ago

Has Any Creative Work Failed Because of Piracy?

ifeelswine commodore amiga (1115 comments)

the commodore amiga, the computer for the creative mind, failed due to piracy.

more than 4 years ago

Chinese Company Seeks US Workers With 125 IQ

ifeelswine hm (553 comments)

i'm retarded. can i has?

more than 4 years ago




bi-troller disorder

ifeelswine ifeelswine writes  |  more than 5 years ago i have been diagnosed as having bi-troller disorder. this means approximately half of my posts will be modded to troll, the other half will be modded to insightful. i can not control this behavior, please be patient with me. thank you.

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