Residents Report Bright Streak Over Bay Area Friday Evening
If the aliens manage to hit both the pope and Palin with one stone, Dawkins et al. have some serious rethinking to do..
For Your Inspection: Source Code For Photoshop 1.0
I'm pretty sure they were making a joke.
After using the Gimp, it's difficult to dispute this.
Heavy Metal and Emergent Behavior
Consider a spherical heavy metal fan..
Only if he's in a vacuum.
Vote To Name Two Newly Discovered Moons of Pluto
Tits and ass out past Uranus has a nice ring to it too.
NZ Copyright Tribunal Fines First File-Sharer
Yup. Shit one being a completist Zappa fan.
What Alfred Russel Wallace Really Thought About Darwin
No. No digital representation of a date can represent values before 1900, nor is it even mathematically possible.
Really? Are you sure about that? Not mathmatically possible? I guess negative numbers don't exist in your realm.
<david_attenborough_voice>A spectacular example of a Whoosh in the wild! Let's be careful not to disturb it</david_attenborough_voice>
WindowsAndroid Lets You Run Android 4.0 Natively On Your PC
The current simulator is a bit slow.
What kind of filter are you using that is able to remove all traces of swearing from your post? It's very effective!
Researchers Achieve Storage Density of 2.2 Petabytes Per Gram of DNA
Sorry to hear that. You would have killed it.
Kim Dotcom's 'Mega' Storage Site Arrives
Before you pat yourself on the back, have a quick look at how many times that particular gem has cropped up before...
Canadian Court Rejects US Demand For Full Access To Megaupload Servers
However, Kim already successfully fought off extradition to the U.S.
When exactly did this happen?
The hearing hasn't even taken place yet.
Bee Venom Has "Botox-Like Effect," Is Worth 7 Times As Much As Gold
They die after stinging human flesh.
When a honey bee stings a person, it cannot pull the barbed stinger back out. It leaves behind not only the stinger, but also part of its abdomen and digestive tract, plus muscles and nerves. This massive abdominal rupture is what kills the honey bee. Honey bees are the only species of bees to die after stinging.
Unless they use Joan Rivers to collect the venom, I'm sure they've figured out how to not kill the bees during the process.
The SEO Spammers Behind Online Infographics
I think it would have helped more if you had explained yourself with the help of a diagram.
"Jedi" Religion Most Popular Alternative Faith In England
An atheist is someone what hates christmas.
Ask Slashdot: Server Room Toolbox?
I prefer Lenno over Leatherman myself. The chin seems to be able to handle anything I throw at it.