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Social Media As a Weapon In Egypt

iwannasexwithyourmom and that's the bottom line (103 comments)

basically, I want you to fuck-all and go to hell

more than 3 years ago
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Ford Building Cars That Talk To Other Cars

iwannasexwithyourmom Re:Getting the info to the driver (239 comments)

Simple, all the deer with be RFID chipped from birth.

Oh my god what the FUCK! You fucking DICKWEED! Proofread your FUCKING POSTS before you FUCKING POST THEM. GOD DAMNIT SHIT!

more than 3 years ago
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OnLive To Be Built Into Vizio Devices

iwannasexwithyourmom Re:The main point of onlive (73 comments)

It's not late at night everywhere in the world, dicksmoker.

more than 3 years ago
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OnLive To Be Built Into Vizio Devices

iwannasexwithyourmom The main point of onlive (73 comments)

Maybe it's just me guys, but I *thought* the main point of onlive was to allow users (read: me) to get close enough to your mother to penetrate her vagina with my penis. Am I wrong in that?

more than 3 years ago
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World's Plant Life Far Less Diverse Than Thought

iwannasexwithyourmom Re:nothing new here (338 comments)

wah wah wah shut the fuck up and go somewhere else then you fucking moron.

more than 3 years ago
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Facebook Buys a Private File Sharing Service

iwannasexwithyourmom Re:One question (87 comments)

Switch to a newer linux-based OS. They have basically unlimited storage capacity for that kind of content. In fact, the file system was specifically designed to store mostly pictures/videos of throbbing male penis.

about 4 years ago
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Qualcomm Makes Open-Source 3D Snapdragon Driver

iwannasexwithyourmom I just wanna say, this is good news (84 comments)

It's really good news, in fact, and the first step towards what could be (not trying to be a prophet here or anything like that) me shoving my penis up your moms asshole. Fucking linux faggots!

more than 4 years ago
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Miscreants Exploit Google-Outed Windows XP Zero-Day

iwannasexwithyourmom holy shit (497 comments)

you love the cock!

more than 4 years ago
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Australian Gov't Seeks To Record Citizens' Web Histories

iwannasexwithyourmom aussies are all gay anyway (354 comments)

burn in hell you aussie fags!

more than 4 years ago
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Google Slams Apple Over iPhone Ad Ban

iwannasexwithyourmom wow, you're gay (562 comments)

REALLY!

more than 4 years ago
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Olympus Digital Camera Ships With a Worm

iwannasexwithyourmom Re:Linux (249 comments)

fuck you, you dick-licking cock smoker! I bet you bathe in elephant jizz every day and drink your father's urine.

more than 4 years ago
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Olympus Digital Camera Ships With a Worm

iwannasexwithyourmom Re:Windows 7! (249 comments)

but linux doesn't support my hardware.

more than 4 years ago
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My laptop's battery's good for roughly ...

iwannasexwithyourmom your mom is easy (454 comments)

nuff said.

more than 4 years ago
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University Networks Block Student Project

iwannasexwithyourmom Re:what has the university to do with it? (167 comments)

You're an idiot. One guy who clearly doesn't hold English as a mother tongue and likely misunderstood the orignal post said:

what has the university to do with the students privat project? is this an american thing? Here in europe, the university has nothing to do with their students privat projects. I would have thought its in america the same thing, as long as its not hosted on uni-servers, its none of their business?

In response to his post are about 50 people who came in and corrected him. And then there's you. From Germany. Next time something comes up about censorship in any country except Germany I'm going to start yelling *datenschutz* and see how many people think whatever idiotic form of censorship is being discussed came out of your country. You guys don't exactly have the most brilliant government in the world either. This is not a general misunderstanding where everyone thought it was the U.S. It was one guy who probably just didn't properly read the summary.

more than 4 years ago
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Traffic-Flow Algorithm Can Reduce Fuel Consumption

iwannasexwithyourmom Re:Go Tulane! (328 comments)

tl/dr

more than 4 years ago
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Guess My Speed and Give Me a Ticket, In Ohio

iwannasexwithyourmom Re:Cops are good at estimating speed (636 comments)

Bullshit. Take a science course.

The cool thing is- when reading your comment, I have no idea what your pathetic little burst of *fuck the man* is actually referring to. Try using quotations next time so I can belittle you more directly.

more than 4 years ago
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Guess My Speed and Give Me a Ticket, In Ohio

iwannasexwithyourmom Re:Cops are good at estimating speed (636 comments)

Are you serious? You think that speeding does not equal higher accident rates?
You think you can react just as fast to road hazards when your vehicle is traveling faster?
How about the damage caused by a collision, will that also be the same?
Would you rather get into an accident with a car going 60 or 80?

more than 4 years ago
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Guess My Speed and Give Me a Ticket, In Ohio

iwannasexwithyourmom Re:Almost no-one CAN estimate speed. (636 comments)

I'm not sure that estimating the speed of a tiny falling object in the second it takes to go from your shoulder to the floor is comparable to a estimating the speed of a two-ton mass flying around other two-ton masses over an extended period.
I've been stopped on many occasions for driving too fast when I wasn't being radar'd, sometimes even with the cop traveling in the opposite direction. They're pretty good at this.

more than 4 years ago

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