Ginkgo Doesn't Improve Memory Or Cognitive Skills
Seriously though, I had a suspicion 10 years ago when I took it, I couldn't see any difference either.
So it affected your vision?
Each American Consumed 34 Gigabytes Per Day In '08
The only complaint I have with Fox is the whole "Fair and Balanced" line. They aren't balanced, and that's okay - they should own up to it.
So, you agree that they're unbalanced?
Comcast to Buy 51% of NBC, GE Goes After 49%
All mainstream media outlets are giant dinosaurs too stupid to realize they're already dead. There's virtually nothing good on television anyway; ad revenues are plummeting as consumers have no more money to spend, and anybody savvy just uses BitTorrent anyway.
So, where will the stuff on BitTorrent come from once the dinosaurs realize they're dead because the ad revenues are gone and stop producing content?
Cell Phones Don't Increase Chances of Brain Cancer
Yeah, but what about second-hand cell phone usage? If the person in the room with you or in the car with you is using a cell phone, does it increase your chance of brain tumors?
OK, OK, I'm not totally serious with this (it's more a riff on the whole second-hand smoke issue), but still...
Should You Be Paid For Being On Call?
Since he's an independant webmaster, he should have a contract or support agreement with his clients and all of that should be spelled out so that everyone knows what to expect - if the contract says he's available 40 hours a week within specific hours, then that's when he should be available. If his clients want more support than that, then the contract or agreement should specify what that additional support costs.
Support requirements really aren't given the priority they need... When my boss came to me to get my opinion on trying to commercialize some of the apps I had developed for internal use, my first question was "How are we going to provide support?" She didn't have an answer and the apps weren't commercialized.
Programmable Quantum Computer Created
Were any cats harmed in the running of the programs?
Inside England and Wales' DNA Regime
I spit at their attempt to get my DNA! Oh, wait...
Mark Cuban's Plan To Kill Google
I thought that googling Google would crash the Internet...
Yahoo Offered Lap Dances At Hack Event
Pictures or it didn't happ... Oh, wait...
Do You Provide Tech Support To Friends and Family?
I try to encourage them to at least look at the help files and/or research a bit before asking me, but they won't - I guess they find it easier to call me. I've even explained to them that by finding the answer themselves, they'll have a better understanding and maybe even learn something else useful, but to no avail.
My aunt even called me a few weeks ago to ask me a question about Solitaire...
The LHC, the Higgs Boson, and Fate
Depending on how you reconcile the two, you may not get an actual black hole. (You will get something that behaves quite similarly, but not exactly the same.)
A really, really dark brown hole?
Hmmm... Maybe I need to change my sig for this post!
Blogger Loses Unemployment Check Because of Ads
Now there's something you could sell tickets to!
The Fresca Rebellion
Hmmm... Sort of a "value removed tax" instead of a "value added tax." I like it!
At What Temperature (F) Do You Prefer Your Nerd Cave?
0 Fahrenheit is based on colder than crap, 100 being hotter than crap.
That's a bit arbitrary - I find that the temperture of crap varies quite a bit based on the ambient temperture and the length of time since it's been crapped.
Burglar Logs Into Facebook On Victim's Computer
I'll bet his password is "Duh!".
Gravitational Currents Could Slash Fuel Needed To
What's the TPL (thrust per lawsuit) against a given gravitational current
DPL (Disgust Per Lawsuit) is even more powerful!