top "Infrared Curtain" Brings Touchscreen Technology To Cheap Cars
I love Electric Light Orchestra. One of my favorite bands.
top Does Being First Still Matter In America?
Obviously cruising for women.
top NSA Director Says Agency Shares Most, But Not All, Bugs It Finds
Roll the ugliness
http://youtu.be/1bGVT4-1DBU about a month and a half ago
top Researchers Working On Crystallizing Light
I read that as Excursion Funerals. Twice. It really sounds like a good idea though. I have to update my will now.
top Facebook Tests "Satire" Tag To Avoid Confusion On News Feed
It's got be satire. Right? Reads like an April Fools' Day article.
top Yahoo To Add PGP Encryption For Email
Any proposal in which users hand over their private keys to a third party (such as a webmail provider) should be assumed to be done with the blessing of, or at the request of, law enforcement or intelligence agencies
Where did it say in there that users would hand over private keys to a third party?
top University of Michigan Solar Car Wins Fifth Straight National Title
That's close to Detroit, right?
top Hierarchical Membrane For Cleaning Up Oil Spills
Now all we have to do is cover the sea floor with this carpet and lift it up whenever there's a need. Perfect!
top HP Gives Printers Email Addresses
For years I've been looking for a viable replacement for my aging fax machine. Fax... that's short for facsimile for you youngsters.
I know the rest of you have all been looking for an better way than plain e-mail to exchange physical copies of documents. There's just nothing like holding the document in your hand. Am I right?
So I'll let *you* decide what I need to have printed. Send me your stuff: firstname.lastname@example.org
top NSA Develops USB Storage Device Detector
Well obviously you wouldn't fill the mouse and keyboard usb ports with epoxy.
top How To Avoid a Botnet Infection?
You didn't feel the breeze? Your hair sure got messed up when that whooshed by you.
I've found something even more effective than blocking port 80 and 443 on browser equipped machines. Unplugging and placing the computer in its original packaging and using it as a chair or an end table is nearly fool proof. Issue pencils and paper to all workers. Computer security problem solved.
top How Do You Volunteer Professional Services?
Find the nearest church. The leaders there will be able to help you find a cause.
top Windows 7 Has Lots of "God Modes"
Show the Credits
Feed Them Guys
top Microsoft COFEE Leaked
At first I thought these two stories were related.
http://gizmodo.com/5399583/famous-paintings-reproduced-in-coffee I was about to download the MS tool so I could create my own spectacular tasting, eye-opening, knock-off classic art.
top Microsoft COFEE Leaked
Of course it doesn't... it's missing the necessary double F.
Boring story so far.
top Metadata In Arizona Public Records Can't Be Withheld
To the computer forensics division. Or something.
top Dutch City Fears Loss of Pornography Archive
Why on earth would you only have ONE copy of something that important...
Maybe it just wasn't very good...