Facebook Tests "Satire" Tag To Avoid Confusion On News Feed
It's got be satire. Right? Reads like an April Fools' Day article.
Yahoo To Add PGP Encryption For Email
Any proposal in which users hand over their private keys to a third party (such as a webmail provider) should be assumed to be done with the blessing of, or at the request of, law enforcement or intelligence agencies
Where did it say in there that users would hand over private keys to a third party?
University of Michigan Solar Car Wins Fifth Straight National Title
That's close to Detroit, right?
Hierarchical Membrane For Cleaning Up Oil Spills
Now all we have to do is cover the sea floor with this carpet and lift it up whenever there's a need. Perfect!
HP Gives Printers Email Addresses
For years I've been looking for a viable replacement for my aging fax machine. Fax... that's short for facsimile for you youngsters.
I know the rest of you have all been looking for an better way than plain e-mail to exchange physical copies of documents. There's just nothing like holding the document in your hand. Am I right?
So I'll let *you* decide what I need to have printed. Send me your stuff: firstname.lastname@example.org
NSA Develops USB Storage Device Detector
Well obviously you wouldn't fill the mouse and keyboard usb ports with epoxy.
How To Avoid a Botnet Infection?
You didn't feel the breeze? Your hair sure got messed up when that whooshed by you.
I've found something even more effective than blocking port 80 and 443 on browser equipped machines. Unplugging and placing the computer in its original packaging and using it as a chair or an end table is nearly fool proof. Issue pencils and paper to all workers. Computer security problem solved.
How Do You Volunteer Professional Services?
Find the nearest church. The leaders there will be able to help you find a cause.
Windows 7 Has Lots of "God Modes"
Show the Credits
Feed Them Guys
Microsoft COFEE Leaked
At first I thought these two stories were related.
I was about to download the MS tool so I could create my own spectacular tasting, eye-opening, knock-off classic art.
Microsoft COFEE Leaked
Of course it doesn't... it's missing the necessary double F.
Boring story so far.
Metadata In Arizona Public Records Can't Be Withheld
To the computer forensics division. Or something.
Dutch City Fears Loss of Pornography Archive
Why on earth would you only have ONE copy of something that important...
Maybe it just wasn't very good...
Intel Develops Micro-Refrigerator To Cool Chips
I'm all for the micro-kegger but I want to keep my chips warm. When's the last time you went to a Mexican restaurant and were happy the chips were cool to the touch when they arrived.
Keep the refrigerated technology for the beer... I like my chips warm!
Lots of Pure Water Ice At Mars North Pole
Right, but now we know where to get a refill...
Intel Testing Solar Power For Data Centers
The cost is still too high and the output is still too low but at some point the technology is going to catch up. I just hope groups with deep pockets continue to invest cash in alternative power projects like this.
Sniping Could Be the Next Killer iPod App
Is the iPod an accessory for the rifle or is it the other way around?
Wish I could read TFA... short of being able to see what the point is this is just stupid.
RIAA Hearing Next Week Will Be Televised
Your sig makes me laugh, considering the thread.