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Researchers Working On Crystallizing Light

jep77 Re:Hard Light Bridges (129 comments)

I read that as Excursion Funerals. Twice. It really sounds like a good idea though. I have to update my will now.

about a month and a half ago
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Facebook Tests "Satire" Tag To Avoid Confusion On News Feed

jep77 Re:You forgot (131 comments)

It's got be satire. Right? Reads like an April Fools' Day article.

about 2 months ago
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Yahoo To Add PGP Encryption For Email

jep77 Re:It's a TRAP! (175 comments)

Any proposal in which users hand over their private keys to a third party (such as a webmail provider) should be assumed to be done with the blessing of, or at the request of, law enforcement or intelligence agencies

Where did it say in there that users would hand over private keys to a third party?

about 3 months ago
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University of Michigan Solar Car Wins Fifth Straight National Title

jep77 Michigan (25 comments)

That's close to Detroit, right?

about 3 months ago
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Hierarchical Membrane For Cleaning Up Oil Spills

jep77 carpet... (32 comments)

Now all we have to do is cover the sea floor with this carpet and lift it up whenever there's a need. Perfect!

about 4 months ago
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HP Gives Printers Email Addresses

jep77 Finally I can toss out my fax machine! (325 comments)

For years I've been looking for a viable replacement for my aging fax machine. Fax... that's short for facsimile for you youngsters.

I know the rest of you have all been looking for an better way than plain e-mail to exchange physical copies of documents. There's just nothing like holding the document in your hand. Am I right?

So I'll let *you* decide what I need to have printed. Send me your stuff: tonerlow@anothersillymarketingideanobodyneeds.com

more than 4 years ago
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NSA Develops USB Storage Device Detector

jep77 Re:Arms race anyone? (233 comments)

Well obviously you wouldn't fill the mouse and keyboard usb ports with epoxy.

more than 4 years ago
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How To Avoid a Botnet Infection?

jep77 Re:I hope Taco doesn't work in IT (396 comments)

You didn't feel the breeze? Your hair sure got messed up when that whooshed by you.

I've found something even more effective than blocking port 80 and 443 on browser equipped machines. Unplugging and placing the computer in its original packaging and using it as a chair or an end table is nearly fool proof. Issue pencils and paper to all workers. Computer security problem solved.

more than 4 years ago
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How Do You Volunteer Professional Services?

jep77 Church (366 comments)

Find the nearest church. The leaders there will be able to help you find a cause.

more than 4 years ago
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Microsoft COFEE Leaked

jep77 Re:Useless? (171 comments)

Of course it doesn't... it's missing the necessary double F.

Boring story so far.

more than 4 years ago
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Metadata In Arizona Public Records Can't Be Withheld

jep77 Re:Smart police officer (103 comments)

To the computer forensics division. Or something.

more than 4 years ago
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Dutch City Fears Loss of Pornography Archive

jep77 Re:Only one? (61 comments)

Ew

more than 5 years ago
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Dutch City Fears Loss of Pornography Archive

jep77 Only one? (61 comments)

Why on earth would you only have ONE copy of something that important...
Maybe it just wasn't very good...

more than 5 years ago
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Intel Develops Micro-Refrigerator To Cool Chips

jep77 Re:Intel is also planning... (94 comments)

I'm all for the micro-kegger but I want to keep my chips warm. When's the last time you went to a Mexican restaurant and were happy the chips were cool to the touch when they arrived.
Keep the refrigerated technology for the beer... I like my chips warm!

more than 5 years ago
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Lots of Pure Water Ice At Mars North Pole

jep77 Re:We had pure water once... (176 comments)

Right, but now we know where to get a refill...

more than 5 years ago
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Intel Testing Solar Power For Data Centers

jep77 Baby Steps... (66 comments)

The cost is still too high and the output is still too low but at some point the technology is going to catch up. I just hope groups with deep pockets continue to invest cash in alternative power projects like this.

more than 5 years ago
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Sniping Could Be the Next Killer iPod App

jep77 Which one is the accessory? (461 comments)

Is the iPod an accessory for the rifle or is it the other way around?

Wish I could read TFA... short of being able to see what the point is this is just stupid.

more than 5 years ago

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