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The Surprising Statistics Behind Flash and Apple

jewishbaconzombies Oh thank god (630 comments)

Because Firefox users have no need for flash or Ad blockers do they.

more than 3 years ago
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LHC Spies Hints of Infant Universe

jewishbaconzombies Re:Mmmmmm (311 comments)

So how does it taste?

more than 3 years ago
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Orion Spacecraft On the Path To Future Flight

jewishbaconzombies Re:I'm s(t)imulating too (135 comments)

In my pants. And the byproduct is far more real than anything NASA can come up with these days for a Space Shuttle replacement. Cheaper too.

more than 3 years ago
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Orion Spacecraft On the Path To Future Flight

jewishbaconzombies I'm s(t)imulating too (135 comments)

In my pants. And the byproduct is far more real than anything NASA can come up with these days for a Space Shuttle replacement.

more than 3 years ago
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LHC Spies Hints of Infant Universe

jewishbaconzombies Mmmmmm (311 comments)

How does it taste?

more than 3 years ago
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Steve Wiebe is the King of Kong Again

jewishbaconzombies Billy Lee Roth (127 comments)

I'll take David Lee Roth over Mr. Rogers any day. Douche? Probably. Entertaining? Hell yes!

more than 3 years ago
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Mega Man Designer Explains Japan's Waning Video Game Influence

jewishbaconzombies Re:The nail that sticks out gets hammered down (315 comments)

So is that why they beat the shit out of the horses called Mario and Zelda? They were sticking out too far?

On the other hand, I'd nail Peach any day. You could even say, "I'd hit that".

more than 3 years ago
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Mega Man Designer Explains Japan's Waning Video Game Influence

jewishbaconzombies Re:not just japan (315 comments)

French. I don't know how depressing that is, but it sure isn't the Sunnyvale culture that "didn't repeat games" and looked down their noses at the marketing people that foisted Asteroids Deluxe on the engineers on the rare occasion they did recycle content.

more than 3 years ago
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Online Shopping May Actually Increase Pollution

jewishbaconzombies Re:ultimate low impact (410 comments)

Well, I do have enough responses to this to qualify for a minor suicide cult - is there any good money in that?

I mean how much did Jim Jones make - before he invested in Kool Aid?

more than 3 years ago
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Online Shopping May Actually Increase Pollution

jewishbaconzombies ultimate low impact (410 comments)

The moral of the story? Save the planet. Kill yourself.

more than 3 years ago
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Airbus Planning Transparent Planes

jewishbaconzombies Awesome (488 comments)

Now we can scare the bejeezus out of people who are suffering from both Aviatophobia (fear of flying), AND Acrophobia (fear of heights). Give the passengers some double strength espresso and now you've got a show! Woo-ga!

more than 3 years ago
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New Legislation Would Crack Down On Online Piracy

jewishbaconzombies Re:Governmental Takeover? (350 comments)

Just plant child porn. He'll be sharing a cell quicker than you can say "club fed".

more than 3 years ago
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'Throttling' Broadband Provider Sued In Australia

jewishbaconzombies Big deal (130 comments)

Comcast has throttled any P2P traffic - regardless of your plan - into the ground. The FCC has told them numerous times to stop, they told the FCC to fuck off. Numerous times.

But hey - things can play out different in Oz right? Whatever keeps those delusion flags flying is fine by me.

more than 3 years ago
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Boeing Teams To Offer Spaceflight Trips

jewishbaconzombies no space station no point (59 comments)

Great - you can look at the control panels or get farted on by the mission commander while attempting to look out a window smaller than a laptop screen. Unless you're going somewhere or have a view - forget it.

about 4 years ago
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Study Shows Testosterone is Bad For High-Stakes Decisions

jewishbaconzombies Re:Easily solved (213 comments)

Then only married men would get MBAs.

And the funny thing is you know I'm right.

about 4 years ago
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Study Shows Testosterone is Bad For High-Stakes Decisions

jewishbaconzombies Re:RTFA. SRSLY. (213 comments)

And that's why women are paid more than men.

The end.

about 4 years ago
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IBM Patents Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Movies

jewishbaconzombies Re:Dragons Lair (187 comments)

Remember them, hell I've got 2 of those (Dragon's Lair and Time Traveler) in my living room right now.

I guess IBM is going to sue me to the cleaners now.

Check out http://dragons-lair-project.com/ for more laser history and info

about 4 years ago
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Steve Jobs Tries To Sneak Shurikens On a Plane

jewishbaconzombies Re:Already denied (661 comments)

Yeah - this is believable because billionares often will travel on private planes and subject themselves to the riff-raff. Little people stories are so CUTE!

I bet you pay all your taxes too - instead of forming an offshore company.

about 4 years ago

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