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Chimpanzee Intelligence Largely Determined By Genetics

jimmydevice Re:but i thought we are all equal? (157 comments)

The funniest joke in history is hiding here, But I can't see it because of the N2O.

about 1 month ago

The Lovelace Test Is Better Than the Turing Test At Detecting AI

jimmydevice Re:Most humans couldn't pass that test (285 comments)

If it came up with the most efficient / fastest sort and search algorithms I might be impressed. It's still not intelligence.

about 2 months ago

By 2045 'The Top Species Will No Longer Be Humans,' and That Could Be a Problem

jimmydevice Re:del monte? (564 comments)

Came for the banana joke.

about 2 months ago

India Launches Five Foreign Satellites

jimmydevice They seem to be doing good, Ban H1B (85 comments)

Well, they seem to have a robust space program, Much better then the USA. Why are we importing foreign talent, since there is so much underutilized here? I forget, Oh, Greed...

about 2 months ago

Ask Slashdot: Correlation Between Text Editor and Programming Language?

jimmydevice Re:Uh, sure.. (359 comments)

You didn't work for my bosses.

Cheap bastards.

about 2 months ago

After 47 Years, Computerworld Ceases Print Publication

jimmydevice Re:CACM is older (105 comments)

Wow, Forget your meds?

about 2 months ago

Intel To Offer Custom Xeons With Embedded FPGAs For the Data Center

jimmydevice Re:what? (80 comments)

It's called rotate, and MOST CPU's can do it.

about 2 months ago

IRS Lost Emails of 6 More Employees Under Investigation

jimmydevice Re:Massive conspiracy (465 comments)

You must be a developer.

about 2 months ago

House Majority Leader Defeated In Primary

jimmydevice Re:hahaha! What about drugs? (932 comments)

Don't forget about the massive amount of drugs. Birth control, antidepressants and other crap passes through the system untouched and fully active.

about 3 months ago

Getting the Most Out of the Space Station (Before It's Too Late)

jimmydevice Re:Mother Russia... (155 comments)

The Russians have the resources and experience that a world power with interests in maintaining security accumulate over years of rocketry development.
This is not Ford and Tesla.

about 3 months ago

Why NASA's Budget "Victory" Is Anything But

jimmydevice Re:Donate? (267 comments)

The game is rigged. You are another sucker assuming there won't be another stock crash to redistribute your "earnings" to those who don't share your dream.

about 3 months ago

Why NASA's Budget "Victory" Is Anything But

jimmydevice Re:Government fails again (267 comments)

If only we could apply that idea to internet access.

about 3 months ago

Why NASA's Budget "Victory" Is Anything But

jimmydevice Re:Government fails again (267 comments)

Not anymore. The pirates have been running the ship since Nixon.

about 3 months ago

"Going Up" At 45 Mph: Hitachi To Deliver World's Fastest Elevator

jimmydevice Re:Express elevators (109 comments)

and you were the only occupant

about 4 months ago

Scientists/Actress Say They Were 'Tricked' Into Geocentric Universe Movie

jimmydevice Re:Ready the Lawyers (642 comments)

Oops, Wrong article. You were looking for :
The Amoeba That Eats Human Intestines, Cell By Cell
Or, Maybe Not.

about 5 months ago

Mt. Gox Knew It Was Selling Phantom Bitcoin 2 Weeks Before Collapse

jimmydevice Re:Bitcoin (263 comments)

Every US taxpayer / citizen was robbed indirectly.

about 6 months ago

Gesture Recognition Without Batteries

jimmydevice Re:Prior art (22 comments)

Don't move

about 6 months ago

Bletchley Park's Bitter Dispute Over Its Future

jimmydevice Leave it th fuck alone (99 comments)

Another example of the fucking suits disneyfying and monetizing a thing that is perfect as is.

fuck fuck fuck!

about 7 months ago


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