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Oil Means More Arsenic In Seawater

joetheappleguy So what? (168 comments)

Fish don't vote.

Drill, baby! Drill!

Palin / Haliburton 2012!!

more than 4 years ago
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"Accidental" Download Sending 22-Year-Old Man To Prison

joetheappleguy FBI bait? (1127 comments)

I bet that's what the guy downloaded, given the description of how the FBI just shows up and knows exactly what to look for.

If so, the good luck explaining your way out of that.

more than 4 years ago
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Windows 7 Share Grows At XP's Expense

joetheappleguy The answer is "Netbooks" (412 comments)

Windows 7 Netbooks are selling pretty well, better than XP Netbooks did, and unscientific, anecdotal evidence indicates that a good percentage of PC users (Including laptop owners) are buying Netbooks to add to their "fleet".

It's hard to argue with a $200 price tag.

more than 4 years ago
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Creating a Quantum Superposition of Living Things

joetheappleguy For a second there... (321 comments)

I read the title as "Creating a Quantum Suppository"

about 5 years ago
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Local Privilege Escalation On All Linux Kernels

joetheappleguy No "Haha" tag? (595 comments)

Seriously? Windows and Mac vulns get the tag, why not Linux?

Linux exploits are no laughing matter, maybe?

more than 5 years ago
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Google Losing Up To $1.65M a Day On YouTube

joetheappleguy Funny cat business model (290 comments)

Hmm, turns out it's really hard to monetize funny cat videos and people falling off of stuff.

Who knew?

more than 5 years ago
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Pirate Bay To Offer VPN For $7 a Month

joetheappleguy So now they are charging for stolen content? (461 comments)

Why don't they just give away free VPN access? Aren't they all about protecting "Freedom"

Their porno ads should make them enough money already.

more than 5 years ago
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China's New Military Space Stations Coming Soon

joetheappleguy Re:You know whats ironic? (345 comments)

You do know that China invaded Vietnam right after the US pulled out, right?

more than 5 years ago
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$100 Linux Wall-Wart Now Available

joetheappleguy Wall-Mart? (464 comments)

Why do I keep reading that as Wall-Mart?

more than 5 years ago
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MacBook's "Unremovable" Battery Easy To Remove

joetheappleguy Re:WOW (476 comments)

20 minutes for 16 screws? Ah, I remember when I got my first screwdriver too.

more than 5 years ago
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The US economy is heading toward ...

joetheappleguy Government ownership (873 comments)

Well, the Chinese government will won everything while we pretend that they don't.

more than 5 years ago
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Scripting In Commodore BASIC For Windows & Linux

joetheappleguy Ah, good times! (213 comments)

5 CLS
10 INPUT "WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"; A$
15 IF A$ = "JOE" THEN GOTO 50
20 PRINT "YOU ARE NOT AS COOL AS JOE, SORRY!"
30 FOR I = 1 TO 10000
35 NEXT I
40 GOTO 5
50 FOR I = 1 TO 20
55 PRINT "JOE IS COOL!"
60 NEXT I
70 FOR I = 1 TO 10000
80 NEXT I


>RUN

more than 5 years ago

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