Oil Means More Arsenic In Seawater
Fish don't vote.
Drill, baby! Drill!
Palin / Haliburton 2012!!
"Accidental" Download Sending 22-Year-Old Man To Prison
I bet that's what the guy downloaded, given the description of how the FBI just shows up and knows exactly what to look for.
If so, the good luck explaining your way out of that.
Windows 7 Share Grows At XP's Expense
Windows 7 Netbooks are selling pretty well, better than XP Netbooks did, and unscientific, anecdotal evidence indicates that a good percentage of PC users (Including laptop owners) are buying Netbooks to add to their "fleet".
It's hard to argue with a $200 price tag.
Creating a Quantum Superposition of Living Things
I read the title as "Creating a Quantum Suppository"
Local Privilege Escalation On All Linux Kernels
Seriously? Windows and Mac vulns get the tag, why not Linux?
Linux exploits are no laughing matter, maybe?
Artist Wins £20,000 Grant To Study Women's Butts
As in, you know, behinds.
Google Losing Up To $1.65M a Day On YouTube
Hmm, turns out it's really hard to monetize funny cat videos and people falling off of stuff.
Pirate Bay To Offer VPN For $7 a Month
Why don't they just give away free VPN access? Aren't they all about protecting "Freedom"
Their porno ads should make them enough money already.
China's New Military Space Stations Coming Soon
You do know that China invaded Vietnam right after the US pulled out, right?
$100 Linux Wall-Wart Now Available
Why do I keep reading that as Wall-Mart?
MacBook's "Unremovable" Battery Easy To Remove
20 minutes for 16 screws? Ah, I remember when I got my first screwdriver too.
The US economy is heading toward ...
Well, the Chinese government will won everything while we pretend that they don't.
My favorite electrical unit is ...
See, the voting system is wise an fair!
Scripting In Commodore BASIC For Windows & Linux
10 INPUT "WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"; A$
15 IF A$ = "JOE" THEN GOTO 50
20 PRINT "YOU ARE NOT AS COOL AS JOE, SORRY!"
30 FOR I = 1 TO 10000
35 NEXT I
40 GOTO 5
50 FOR I = 1 TO 20
55 PRINT "JOE IS COOL!"
60 NEXT I
70 FOR I = 1 TO 10000
80 NEXT I