Lawyer Demands Jury Stops Googling
"Listen here, you jurors, this is a courtroom, and I'm not going to tolerate you googling all the time! I DEMAND you stop googling this instant!"
Steve Ballmer Directing "House Party 7"
Oh I agree. I think that going to parties to install operating systems is totally lame. Surely no one on Slashdot would ever do something that nerdy.
Emergency Government Control of the Internet?
Maybe you've never heard of BitTorrent? If you start now, by tomorrow afternoon you should have enough porn to last you 2 lifetimes. That should be a good enough backup, no?
Team Aims To Create Pure Evil AI
It kinda looks like Sam Fisher.
Dead Space Wants To Scare You
I can tell you're totally serial.(Cereal?)