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Electric Shock Study Suggests We'd Rather Hurt Ourselves Than Others

ketomax Re:This study is... (123 comments)

Is there a genre for these videos or are all of them cactus jumps?

about two weeks ago
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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9?

ketomax Re:Not just 9 (399 comments)

Even Microsoft acknowledges the fact that every other version is good. They know the next one is gonna suck. So, they had to change the name to 10. Actually, Windows 9 will come after 10 when they finally get it right.

about 2 months ago
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Elon Musk: We Must Put a Million People On Mars To Safeguard Humanity

ketomax Just Reproduce (549 comments)

Just have sex like crazy and reproduce.

about 2 months ago
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33 Months In Prison For Recording a Movie In a Theater

ketomax Re:The real crime here (465 comments)

Make each of the female characters from the movie cane him 40 times and see how effective the punishment becomes.

about 3 months ago
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DARPA Wants To Kill the Password

ketomax Re:Biometrics are great until... (383 comments)

Are you okay with your barber charging you for the time spent in fighting your spam.

about 4 months ago
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Dutch Court Says Government Can Receive Bulk Data from NSA

ketomax Name change (109 comments)

About time we start calling it the ISA.

about 4 months ago
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The Daily Harassment of Women In the Game Industry

ketomax Re:Pft (962 comments)

I play DCUO and one of my league mates who is among the top players talks a lot of trash to players who don't play so well. His style of trash talking does not involve racism. Sometimes, we are on the receiving end as well. If anything, it is a bit funny and people who know him, don't really mind it. He did get a 3 days ban for calling another player "a retard" recently. But, he still goes on about it like nothing has happened.

about 4 months ago
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Deaf Advocacy Groups To Verizon: Don't Kill Net Neutrality On Our Behalf

ketomax Re:Can you hear me now? (76 comments)

What will they say next? That it benefits the dead?

about 4 months ago
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Sony Forgets To Pay For Domain, Hilarity Ensues

ketomax Re:Black hole? (277 comments)

I bought mine for 10 no problems.

about 4 months ago
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Goldman Sachs Demands Google Unsend One of Its E-mails

ketomax Re:Reputational Damage (346 comments)

Don't worry it will be automatically deleted after 30 days.

about 5 months ago
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Study Finds Porn Exposure Associated With Smaller Brain Region

ketomax Just relocation (211 comments)

The shrinking is temporary, just like the sw***ing and is merely a relocation of mass.

about 6 months ago
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How MIT and Caltech's Coding Breakthrough Could Accelerate Mobile Network Speeds

ketomax More research needed (129 comments)

How MIT and Caltech's Coding Breakthrough Could Accelerate Mobile Network Speeds

I wish they also made some breakthrough to increase the data caps we are stuck with.

about 6 months ago
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Google Overtakes Apple As the World's Most Valuable Brand

ketomax Brand Value? (84 comments)

I can buy an iPhone, iPad, Windows OS, Microsoft Office (or it's subscription). What exactly does Google sell apart from Ads (and our data)? Google Fiber is not available worldwide. Gmail is awesome even when free. Google glass does not seem like it will be usable because of the backlash. How does Google's brand value serve them when compared to the likes of Apple & Microsoft?

about 6 months ago
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Cisco Complains To Obama About NSA Adding Spyware To Routers

ketomax Just buy it (297 comments)

Considering that this is shopping season, NSA should just buy Cisco and stop all this complaining.

about 6 months ago
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Cellular Compound May Increase Lifespan Without the Need For Strict Dieting

ketomax Great News (66 comments)

A team of researchers has found that this molecule boosts the lifespan of worms by more than 50%

That is great news for the leeches of our society.

about 6 months ago
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Did the Ignition Key Just Die?

ketomax Re:Help! Help! (865 comments)

Nope, you are not the only person who gets turned off by this turn off mechanism.

about 7 months ago
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Elderly Mice Perk Up With Transfused Blood

ketomax Re:Vampirism (178 comments)

Here I diffed it for you.

*** current.scenario 2014-05-05 14:16:07.554773500 +0530
--- dystopian.scenario 2024-02-30 14:16:31.182773500 +0530
***************
*** 1 ****
! Young people selling blood to old folks to pay the interest on student debt, mortgage debt, credit card debt... the old generation sucking the blood of the new generation.
--- 1 ----
! Young people selling blood to old folks to pay the interest on student debt, mortgage debt, credit card debt, internet (neutrality) debt... the old generation literally sucking the blood of the new generation.

Although, won't we be in the ruling class by then?

about 7 months ago

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