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Seven Habits of Highly Effective Unix Admins

kybred Re:Tmux (136 comments)

Or do you even use monitors on your Linux?

I'm doing just fine with my ASR-33, thank you!

about a week ago
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Apple Fixes Dangerous SSL Authentication Flaw In iOS

kybred Re:goto fail (101 comments)

The lines of code immediately after the second 'goto fail;' up to the 'fail' label are unreachable. There is no label or closing brace after the second goto fail, so how would it get executed?

about 2 months ago
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Senator Bernie Sanders Asks NSA If Agency Is Spying On Congress

kybred Should have phrased it differently (363 comments)

He should have asked:

"Have you stopped spying on Congress?"

about 3 months ago
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Red Hat Releases Ceylon Language 1.0.0

kybred Re:harmful constructs (159 comments)

For some reason, I always hate it when people choose an explicit

if (boolean == true)

rather than just

if (boolean)

I'm glad those people have to hunt for extra bugs ;)

Absolutely! If you give the boolean variable a good name it makes the code read logically:

if (thing_is_valid)
{
        do_stuff();
}

about 5 months ago
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First Arab Supercar Costs $3.4 Million, Has Diamond-Encrusted Headlights

kybred NOT Supercar (241 comments)

If doesn't fly and go underwater, it's not Supercar!

about 5 months ago
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Ask Slashdot: Development Requirements Change But Deadlines Do Not?

kybred Re:Agile? (221 comments)

We use the Lava Flow methodology.

about 9 months ago
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HP Discontinue OpenVMS

kybred VMS VERSION 4.1: (An official DEC memo) (238 comments)

VMS VERSION 4.1: (An official DEC memo)

Please stop submitting SPR's. This is our system. We designed it,
we build it, and we use it more than you do. If there are some
features you think might be missing, if the system isn't as
effective as you think it could be, TOUGH. Give it back, we don't
need you. See figure 1.

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                                                        Figure 1.

Forget about your silly problems, let's take a look at some of the
features of the VMS operating system.

1) Options. We've got lots of them. So many in fact, that you need
      two strong people to carry the documentation around. So many
      that it will be a cold day in hell before half of them are used.
      So many that you are probably not going to do your work right
      anyway. However, the number of options isn't all that important,
      because we picked some interesting values for the options and
      called them...

2) Defaults. We put a lot of thought into our defaults. We like
      them. If we didn't, we would have made something else be the
      default. So keep your cotten-picking hands off our defaults.
      Don't touch. Consider them mandatory. "Mandatory defaults" has
      a nice ring to it. Change them and your system crashes, tough.
      See figure 1.

3) Language Processors. They work just fine. They take in source,
      and often produce object files as a reward for your efforts. You
      don't like the code? Too bad! You can even try to call
      operating system services from them. For any that you can't, use
      the assembler like we do. We spoke to the language processor
      developers about this, they think a lot like we do. They said
      "See figure 1.".

4) Debuggers. We've got debuggers, one we support and one we use.
      You shouldn't make mistakes anyway, it is a waste of time. We
      don't want to hear anything about debuggers, we're not
      interested. See figure 1.

5) Error logging. Ignore it. Why give yourself an ulcer? You don't
      want to give us the machine to get the problem fixed and we probably
      can't do it anyway. Oh, and if something breaks between 17:00 and
      18:00 or 9:30 and 10:30 or 11:30 and 13:30 or 14:30 and 15:30 don't
      waste your time calling us, we're out. See figure 1.

6) Command Language. We designed it ourselves, it's perfect. We
      like it so much we put our name on it, DCL - Digital's Command
      Language. In fact we're so happy with it, we designed it once
      for each of our operating systems. We even try to keep it the
      same from release to release, sometimes we blow it though. See
      figure 1.

7) Real Time Performance. We got it. Who else could have done such
      a good job? So the system seems sluggish with all those priority
      18 processes, no problem, just make them priority one. Anyway,
      realtime isn't important anymore like it used to be. We changed
      our groups name to get rid of the word realtime, we told all our
      realtime users to see figure 1 a long time ago.

In conclusion, stuff your SPR. Love VMS or leave it, but DON'T complain.

--
R.I.P. Malcolm

about 10 months ago
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Solowheel is for People Who Think a Segway is Boring (Video)

kybred Re:Millions of Years In The Making (94 comments)

I still haven't perfected the skill of omniscience. (This is of course, impossible). ;)

How do you know?

about a year ago
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Ask Slashdot: Anti-Theft Devices For Luggage?

kybred Trakdot (293 comments)

I haven't used the Trakdot, but it looks interesting. Not so much an anti-theft device, more like a LoJack for your luggage. Just announced at CES. Has a subscription fee, so it might not be worth it for a one-time thing.

about a year ago
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Dad Hires In-Game 'Assassins' To Get His Son To Stop Gaming

kybred Re:Just kick him out. (338 comments)

Isn't Portland where young people go to retire?

about a year ago
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US Firms Race Fiscal Cliff To Install Wind Turbines

kybred Re:The biggest enemy to our economy (98 comments)

has become the US Congress. Never have I seen so many get paid so much to do so little. They better wake up soon, otherwise a torch bearing mob may did it for them.

We need to push them off the physical cliff!

about a year ago
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ITU To Choose Emergency Line For Mobiles: 911, or 112?

kybred GSM allows 5 emergency call codes (354 comments)

Per the 3GPP specs for GSM, the SIM has an item for Emergency Call Codes (EFecc) that can contain up to 5 call codes, each up to 3 digits. If any of these codes is dialed the phone will put the call through as an emergency call. This is to allow for localization of the emergency numbers. Since in a mobile, you enter the entire number to be called then hit SEND (or the equivalent), the switch doesn't have to decide how to route your call as you are dialing it, like is done for landlines.

I think the mobile phones are the easy part, the hard part will be the 'other devices' which presumably will include landlines.

about a year ago
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What "Earth-Shaking" Discovery Has Curiosity Made on Mars?

kybred Re:I really hope... (544 comments)

That's nothing, I could tell you what the Milky Way is made of.

Here's the list of ingredients.

about a year ago
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Recent Apple Java Update Doesn't Fix Critical Java Flaw Claims Researcher

kybred Re:Huh? (102 comments)

Not sure what you mean by "kicked to the curb", but OS X Java is still maintained by Apple.

Not completely. Apple maintains Java for Mac OS X through version 6. Oracle took over starting with version 7. It's not clear how long Apple will continue to provide updates for version 6, though.

Apple stopped including it as a default install with Lion (Mac OS X 10.7), I believe.

about a year and a half ago
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Amazon Debuts Kindle Paperwhite, Kindle Fire HD In 2 Sizes

kybred Re:Like the multi-user features (307 comments)

But instead of getting each of two kids an iPad, a single Kindle Fire for both is viable...

I'm guessing that you don't have two (or more) kids. Share is typically not in their vocabulary.

about a year and a half ago
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Google Employees Find 60 Security Holes In Adobe Reader

kybred Re:Is there a tool that does *all* reader function (164 comments)

Also, I forgot about Reader until something asked me to update it. I promptly deleted it, but where did the updater spawn from?

I fired up Reader yesterday and it popped up that there was an update, so I told it to go ahead. Then a dialog came that that it needed to restart to finish the update. I clicked 'Restart' thinking that Reader was going to restart. No, it restarted my fscking PC! Reader needs to DIAF! And it's updater!

about a year and a half ago
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New Coating Technology Promises Self-Cleaning Cars

kybred Dimple cars (88 comments)

I'm wondering why no one makes a 'dimpled' car, a la Mythbusters. Seem like a good idea for a fiberglass 'kit car' manufacturer.

about a year and a half ago
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To get me to switch jobs, it'd take ...

kybred Bad day (374 comments)

Today's not been a good day at work, so I said a penny. It wouldn't even have to be shiny.

about 2 years ago
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Transplant Surgeon Called Dibs On Steve Jobs' Home

kybred Re:Why Tennessee (291 comments)

Thanks for the link.

about 2 years ago
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Facebook Co-Founder Saverin Gives Up U.S. Citizenship Before IPO

kybred Re:Exponential growth (911 comments)

It it increases by the same factor of 7.57 over three years then in under 21 years you will all have renounced your US citizenship. Of course that is exceeding unlikely to happen but this is why you need to be concerned about large factor increases even when the numbers are small because they can grow very fast - although I don't see any reason to suspect that such a huge growth factor will be maintained.

Oblig XKCD

about 2 years ago

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Least-cost routing threatens rural phone call completion

kybred kybred writes  |  about a year ago

kybred (795293) writes "Rural landline users are increasingly having problems with incoming calls not completing or being dropped. The culprit may be the bargain long distance carriers penchant for 'least cost routing' combined with the conversion of the Universal Service Fund to the Connect America Fund.
From the Fine Article:

"Rural phone companies are the victim here,” Steve Head says. “They charge a higher rate to terminate calls as it costs more for them. Shoreham Tel gets beat up because everyone calls them and says something is wrong with your system, but it’s not. We’ve been through all of their lines and equipment and there is nothing wrong with it; it’s the least-cost routing carriers."

"

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FCC approves broadcasts that may jam GPS

kybred kybred writes  |  more than 3 years ago

kybred (795293) writes "GPS World reports that on January 26, the FCC waived its own rules and granted permission for Lightsquared to broadcast in the GPS L1 Band from powerful terrestrial transmitters. Prior to the decision, representatives of the U.S. GPS Industry Council and prominent GPS manufacturers presented a report showing consumer GPS device began to be jammed at a power level representing a distance of 3.6 miles (5.8 kilometers) from the simulated LightSquared
transmitter."

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Continuing Problems with Dallas Emergency Dispatch

kybred kybred writes  |  more than 4 years ago

kybred (795293) writes "The new emergency dispatch system in Dallas, Texas has not been getting very good reviews.

From downtime due to operator error

Friday's problems began about 7:30 a.m. when the dispatch system went down. While the system was offline, 911 operators wrote information on cards. Runners took those cards to police and fire dispatchers, who then sent out emergency workers. The system came back online shortly after 10 a.m.

To today's problems with a virus that has been found in the system.

The latest update says that it is still down."

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