Solar Plant Sets Birds On Fire As They Fly Overhead
~3 birds each day seems like a lot of KFC for a power plant....
And yet not a drop in the KFC bucket.
Skype Blocks Customers Using OS-X 10.5.x and Earlier
Skype's peer to peer - not server based.
NSA prefers to call it peer to peer via detour....
Software Upgrade At 655 Million Kilometers
" launched in 2004"
No wonder the link is so slow, just think of the number of patch Tuesdays that machine has missed.
It will spend a week sending back:
installing update x of 170
do not power off or unplug your machine
it will restart automatically when complete.
Microsoft Ships Surface Pro 2 Tablets With Wrong, Slower Processor
Meanwhile the 2 Linux desktops are still sitting on the shelf gathering dust.
But wasn't 1999 the year of the Linux desktop, they're too late!
College Grads Create Fake Tesla Commercial That Elon Musk Loves
Any real car company would have 5 minutes of disclaimers:
Car Cannot Fly.
Do not allow children to drive car.
No children were harmed in the making of this commercial.
Caution, do not look directly at the sun.
Google Android Studio Vs. Eclipse: Which Fits Your Needs?
" Eclipse, on the other hand, is the granddaddy of IDEs"
So Visual Studio must be the dinosaur of IDEs.
Solar-Powered Toilet Torches Waste For Public Health
The Australian government is turning our fiber plans to shit.
Bill G is using fiber to burn shit.
Harold Ramis Dies At 69
He must have forgotten about Garfield 2...
To be fair, we all try to forget about Garfield 2.
"Microsoft Killed My Pappy"
Shoot, i seem to have mixed up the Slashdot and Paul Thurotts Winsupersite tabs in my browser.
Microsoft Rumored To Integrate Android Apps
Then your holding it wrong.
What Are the Weirdest Places You've Spotted Linux?
My HP printer "just works" on the Linux devices. On Windows, the driver is bundled with a 150 MB download.
It's HP, they'll find a way to bundle a 150 MB download with anything.
GNU Hurd Gets Improvements: User-Space Driver Support and More
"Hurd developers also have working IDE support, X.Org / graphics support, an AHCI driver for Serial ATA, and a Xen PV DomU."
These guys are fast!
IDE AND AHCI. wow!
CES: Laser Headlights Edge Closer To Real-World Highways
I'll settle for the ability to blow out their tires.
Tesla Says Garage Fire Not Charger's Fault; Firemen Less Sure
Your garage is where you keep all the stuff you can't fit into the house.
You must be related to my neighbour, the one that blocks my garage entry with her car since her garage is loaded up to the ceiling with boxes of who knows what.....
GCHQ Created Spoofed LinkedIn and Slashdot Sites To Serve Malware
See, no fake Slashdot could ever match the quality of comments like that.
Patent Filing Reveals Samsung's Designs For Google Glass Competitor
Holding up a camera phone is pretty obvious, having your glasses on record isn't.
Unifying Undersea Wireless Communication Using TCP/IP
Finally, Spongebob gets dialup!
In Room With No Cell Service, Verizon Works On Future of Mobile
You should rent it to them for testing purposes.
Intel's Haswell Chips Pushing Windows RT Into Oblivion
Are you kidding??? Those massive multicolor buttons are all the rage these days, just look at Windows 8
Linux 3.11 Released
Still a long way to go to Linux 95.
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