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I Didn't Know There Was Any Problem With That.

logical_failure Obama Eats Dogs (2 comments)

He also bullied little girls in school. Didn't you guys read his auto-biography?

more than 2 years ago

I tried the "Disable Advertising" thingy on the front page

logical_failure Oh, good... (2 comments)

I was worried something important might have disappeared.

more than 2 years ago

Russian general denies report he died in Syria

logical_failure Re:dumb_registrars fools noone (15 comments)

I knew I could count on you to respond. Just can't help it, can ya.

Ask your Doctor if Anafranil is right for you.

more than 2 years ago

damn_registrars steps in it again...

logical_failure Re:Timing (7 comments)

The biggest account farming, obsessive compulsive, sock puppetting troll here is damn_registrars Steven. He's behind it all. He also knows about the MRI Cannon, as he worked on it. Email him at damn.registrars@gmail.com

Post his response, if he sends one, and I'll help you deconstruct it if he starts lying. He'll probably deny it all.

From your friendly neighborhood whistleblower.

more than 2 years ago

damn_registrars steps in it again...

logical_failure Re:odd (7 comments)

Yes, the slashdot user who uses the nick damn_registrars is an obsessive compulsive troll, who uses AC postings and sock puppet accounts to further his means.

This account is a sock puppet as well, though I don't really log in as red4man these days.

I point out damn_registrars sock puppet accounts because 1. he won't admit it 2. he's an asshole to people.

I'm a troll, I'll admit that... but my shenanigans are harmless. His shenanigans are cruel and sadistic, and shouldn't even be called shenanigans.

Lately, damn_registrars has been posting replies to *every* single one of my posts again, trying to discredit me by making the claim that this account is one of his.

So... I set a trap. A while ago I got him and APK to feud, and the beautiful thing is... while they were engaged in a several day flame war - everyone else was left the hell alone. It was beautiful.

So, I'm trying again. See if I can get Stevie and DR to play.

more than 2 years ago

120804 (mine)

logical_failure Re:Please provide background (5 comments)

Yes. I am damn_registrars, and you can email me at damn.registrars@gmail.com .

In fact, while I'm confessing... Steven, you're absolutely right. You're right about the mummy babies, you're right about the debt, you're right about the surveillance seagulls, you're right about the gang stalking. In fact, I, damn_registrars, can prove it all and have all the evidence you need to finally get this resolved to skullduggery.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE contact me at damn.registrars@gmail.com as soon as you can. Let's wrap this up, Steven.

more than 2 years ago

120804 (mine)

logical_failure Re:Please provide background (5 comments)

Yeah, the dude who pretends to be Homeless and writes this account has offloaded the journal creation task to a bot trying to avoid spam-filters...

HILJ is a complete fraud - and this is pretty well documented.

Of course, whenever I (or someone else) points this out, the JE's get deleted.

more than 2 years ago

120803 (starry)

logical_failure ERMAHGERD! (2 comments)

Derin da erxercertern erf da plerter serqernc ern ern ernderverderl da erder erf da sphernx ers erxherstin sterers erf erxcers rErsercers ernd rermpin erp mahtern ter crert nerw rErsercers. Da ernserd strercter erf da erder erntercerperters thert ther er plertferm lerverls ter ber sert derperndin erpern da nerter erf da plerter; verers lerverls bertwern sternderd twercer per serqernc werker erp ter ferl Erserc mermah nercerserer ter da fernctern erf da rermahnder erf da derperndernt sersterm. Ern erf da crercerl pernts erf derpernderncer ers ferlferlin da cers wherch rerler ern da "blerd erf der cervernernt". Der bercers da jerkers ern u, ner gert ern thert termb (werlk erver thert vermper). Da blerd erf da cervernernt ers drernerd frerm Ersercs hernd ernt a cherlerc, serm erf ert gervern ter herm ter drernk, ernd thern erlererd ter mahx werth da blerd wherch dey cers ter gergl frerm a jergerler berfer clersin ervererthin berck ernd cernternin werth da rermahnder erf da werdin nerght (ern da berber Erserc). Da blerd ers brerght ferth ber da jerws erf da therd serltern, wh wers rern erver ber a verercl ernd hers a lerm lerg, ernd ern mahdern termahs ers ercterler a ferl terxerdermahd derd ernermahl prerpererd ber da cerberg crerw. Ert ers da therd serlterns werf wh werks da berber Erserc ern da werdin berd chermber erfter Erderners permahls herm ter derth ernd terbersc serc (ers erf thert ersnt erlrerder ser servererl termahs erver bert cherckin ter ernser da pernts er erl bersterd).

Lerternernt cermahnder Derter ers trernerd fer erver ferftern thersernd derferernt serqerncers erf serx. Blermahng erverer serxerl ertrercerter ern da werld ern Erserc ter rern herm ernt da serper berl lerv bert ers qert erser bercers Erserc werl rerspernd ter erverer cer erxerctler ers c3pers cercerts er ternerd.

Erf u mahnerg ter werk thrergh ferst ernd ervercerm yer ern rerlm erf da derd, clern ert da lernd erf da lervin, clern ert da sherls erf da nercrernermahcern, thern u werl hert ernerther sert erf sherls Ersercerterd werth da perermahd. a smahl trinl erf perps, da mahsern dercter terskmahster, ernd a smahl tw sert clerckerter rerc krersper ber lern. erfter ser mahner yers ernserd da termb trin ter ferger ert a mahtherd ter prerv da cernsperercer ter cermaht ferlerner mahrder ern da berder bertwern tw terns da ber hers mahnergerd ter mahthermahtercerler werk ern inl berernd da trerlergert dersnt herld bercers dey, thermserlvers, der nert herv ther ern trerlerger cers erberv da perermahd trer bert ern ernderverderl ern da werld werl nerver mahk ert thrergh da ber shertzfergerns serqernc ter prerv ert ernd da ber lern ers a gerd sert erf cers fer a nermber erf erther perpl ter werk werth. therers erls a lersternin crersterl ster (servererl gerd perps ermberderd ern ther thert u werl lerkerler tern ernt erplErserc ertermptin ter rermahv) wer erf ter a serd erf yer pertercerler perermahd trer erf rerc krersper perps berfer mermahfin da berber mahst erf da cherst ers ternerd ernt mahncerd giner, rerght ter da bern. da rerbs er ferlerterd. mermahfercertern mahlts ert erl berck tergerther ernerwer. erts erker whert wer der, rerght? "ervererberder mahrks mahsterks, herner." ernd thern da mahrtercern ernd da mahderferd xer mahdwerf kers wherl erderners snerks erp berernd da mahrtercern whern da Erserc serper berl serqernc erxperers (dert cerncerlerd, pergern plerter der perters fernersherd fer mahlterpl lerverls erf pherners) da sphernx hers a clernerp. snermahn. snermahn dernt lerk brerkern prermahsers bercers dey er erlwers ern diner erf mahltin. erfter erner serper berl er serfercerntler lerg lerv bert da sner mahn mahv ern ter werk ern da perpl wh brerk prermahsers. zerxern ernd serper zerxern (fer cersern perpl), snermahn ernd erbermahnerbl snermahn (fer perpl wh brerk prermahsers her mahner prermahsers der u thernk dey brerk ter ther mermahwh? jerst lerk da dercters lerverls erf pern. "terl mah her mahch pern yer ernbert nert dererctler." ther er cers fer her mahner prermahsers yerv mahd, her mahner yerv mahd knerin thert u plern ern berin ert, ernd her mahner u yert herv herldin thert u mah ber trin ter werk ern. snermahn ernter da erer ernd perck perpl erf sterterstercerler. wh erlwers gerts blermahd bercers dey mahk prermahsers ter ther mermahwh ern da verl clersert nerghtler er u gin ter hert mah ergern?" "ner." "prermahs?" "erf cerser ther cernserder ert ter ber perferctler nermahl ter pler werth da mermahwh ernterl germ erver hert sterperg, nerghtler whern thers sert erf thin herperns ern da perst dey plern ter erxherm a berder (ernd cherck fer da blerd erf da cervernernt). erf da blerd erf da cervernernt ers ern berck erder thern da sphernx bergerns ter lerk fer "perin ert erf da termb". erf perin ert erf da termb ers ferlferlerd thern perherps thins er nermahl. erf nert thern rertchert dern ernd bern wherterver crerft ers cersin da prerblerm. perin ert ers rerlerterd ter cerlerctin erch ernd erverer drerp erf blerd ernd erverer crerft erf herlin flersh frerm da mermahwh. erbversler da perpl rernin erernd werth verntrerlerqerst sertcersers er ern a herer, ernd Erserc erlwers cerghs erp da blerd erf da cervernernt ernerwer. perin ert erf da termb ers a mahrtercerns serqernc wherch ers lerng derd bert erprerprert lerverls (erg. jersers) kner her ter erpern grervers ernd kerp perpl berser (herld da cherck ern wherther er nert da berder ern da grerv hers da blerd erf da cervernernt) ernterl da nerxt Erserc lerv bert strinlers da cer ert erf hers erlrerder mahterlerterd ernd clertherslernerd erntrerls. ern mahdern ders berckerp perl erf blerd frerm da mermahwhers ers ferlerd ber da erverlerbl perblerc ernd prervert swermahng perls ("erts erl ern a perl sermahwher, i dernt nerd ter cerlerct erverer drerp ernd erverer flerk.") bert, ers hers herpernerd ern da perst, erf da sphernx fernds thert da blerd erf da cervernernt ers frerm a chlerern perl thern da sternderd prercterc ers ter mahk da rerbernerters ert da erxtr chlerern perls ert da ernd erf wer hertler (wers a rerbernert) ert a perl (rerperterdler). rercerntler therv cerlerd ter erxherm yerser ererfert serper berl ers lerng perst der. snermahn er ern da wer. dey dernt lerk perpl wh brerk prermahsers. ther lerkin fer djer, nert djern.

more than 2 years ago

120802 (further)

logical_failure Smackin it slappin it smacketey smack (1 comments)

I'm gonna' jack it where the sun always shines.
  (He's gonna jack it)
  Been spreading the word and now I need to ease my mind
  (jackin' it, oh)
  Been planting apple seeds, and while the apples grow
  I'm gonna go out jackin' it in San Diego.

  Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack
  Spankin' it, jackin' it, spankety-smack.

  I don't need no shirt no, gonna' take them pants right off.
  (he's about to jack it)
  On such a bright day, who needs underwear or socks?
  (jack it, jack it, ho!)
  Been around god's country, and there's one thing I know,
  There's no better place for jackin' it than San Diego!

  Jack it, jack it, jackety-jack
  Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.
  Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack.
  Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.



  Come to San Diego
  There's so much to see...
  From the sparkling waters of Mission Bay,
  to the warm tortillas of Old Town.
  And after a day of sightseeing,
  why not try spankin' it on one of our city streets?
  San Diego, come, take a load off.

  Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack.
  Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.
  A-whackin' it, whackin' it, whackety-whack.
  Spankin' it, jerkin' it, smackety-smack.

  The cars are passing me by,
  they honk and say hello.
  (Hey, that guy's jackin' it!)
  From his window there's a guy shootin' video.
  (video of them jackin' it)
  And if the good lord Jesus comes knocking on my do'
  Just tell him that I'm jackin' it in San Diego.

  Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack,
  Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.
  (He's about to jack it)
  Jackin' it Jack, jackin' it Jack
  Whack, whackin' it, whackin' it.
  Whackey, whackey, spank spank, smackety-smack.

more than 2 years ago

120802 (popu)

logical_failure You know... (1 comments)

You're fair more entertaining when you're out jacking it in San Diego

And for the few others that occasionally post as AC: Log in you fucking cowards.

more than 2 years ago


logical_failure Re:Civil Disobedience... (8 comments)

No, the government trying to step in and tell me what I can and can't eat and can and can't feed my kids is pretty important.

I'm all for breast feeding. It's what's best for the child, formula isn't even close.

But I don't want some nanny-state jackass like Bloomberg stopping anyone from giving a kid a bottle of formula.


+ Not every woman produces enough milk, and some HAVE to supplement with formula
+ Some women have had mastectomies and CAN'T breast feed

So, yeah, telling a nanny state to fuck off is high on my list of priorities.

more than 2 years ago

Mitt Romney To Announce VP Decision Via Smartphone App

logical_failure Re:His running mate will be Koch Industries (461 comments)

On that note, then we should free James Holmes immediately. After all, he didn't kill anyone - it was all the gun's fault.

more than 2 years ago

Mitt Romney To Announce VP Decision Via Smartphone App

logical_failure Obligatory (461 comments)

Hey Mitt... Nice app and all, but you know...

If you have a successful App in the AppStore, You didn't build that. Someone else made that happen.

more than 2 years ago


logical_failure Civil Disobedience... (8 comments)

Speaking of which... we need to find a woman willing to drink a 48oz Big Gulp while eating a dessert with trans fats and giving her kid a bottle full of formula in NYC wearing a shirt that says "Fuck You, Michael Bloomberg".

Hey! I have an idea! Jessica Simpson could finally justify her existence by doing this!

more than 2 years ago

Ask Slashdot: How To Clean Up My Work Computer Before I Leave?

logical_failure Re:Nuke it from orbit (547 comments)

DBAN is the only thing I would recommend. Simply re-imaging the machine is not enough.

more than 2 years ago

Feds Ban 'Buckyballs' Magnets

logical_failure Re:First my beloved Viper fighter, now this (820 comments)

Planned Parenthood is an abortion mill. Do the research (it won't take you long) and find out for yourself.

plan their families

By killing their children?

more than 2 years ago

Feds Ban 'Buckyballs' Magnets

logical_failure Re:First my beloved Viper fighter, now this (820 comments)

Wow... how selfish. "Go ahead and kill your kids, because after all, you deserve a new flat screen TV".

Here's a better idea - how about you just keep it in your pants instead of murdering your child?

more than 2 years ago


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damn_registrars steps in it again...

logical_failure logical_failure writes  |  more than 2 years ago


Once again damn_registrars starts following me around with the same tired act claiming that this account is one of his sock puppets. To teach him the error of his ways, I posted a reply, that Stevie will read, and will likely do something about.

Enjoy your fun with the paranoid, psychotic pretend homeless guy. He should be even more fun for you then when I got APK to troll your dumb ass. Me? I'm going to go get some popcorn and watch this. This should be as funny to me as the APK / damn_registrars sissy fight was.


Diablo III sucks

logical_failure logical_failure writes  |  more than 2 years ago I know, you're probably thinking "Gee, Red, that's an uncreative troll..." - but hear me out, and learn that instead of trolling I'm venting some deep disappointment.

Never mind the fact that after picking the game up yesterday morning, the Battle.net servers were down for several hours - while (in my not so humble opinion) it's completely stupid to require an internet connection for a single player game, I get it - they want to stop piracy - but seriously - launch day was a disaster, and Blizzard should be ashamed of themselves.

The game itself, graphically, looks like Warcraft 3 with a slightly higher polygon count. Warcraft 3 was released in June, 2002. So yes, 10 years later and the graphics are marginally improved.

However, I'm an old school gamer - there comes a point where graphics are "good enough" and that's honestly where the graphics in Diablo 3 are - they're good enough.

The art direction, on the other hand, is pathetic.

Think back of the days when you first played Diablo, and entered the Tristram Cathedral the first time. Or, for those of you who have barely hit puberty, Diablo 2 and the Rogue's Monastery - and remember (or go play them to remind yourself) how dark and dank the dungeons were?

In Diablo 3, they look like a cheesy haunted house. The lighting effects look like they propped up from Halloween decorations, bought enough black lights to discover all the hidden semen stains, and invited their goth / emo friends and hipster douchbags over for an ironic rave party.

It's not the slightest bit creepy. Hell, Kindergarten age kids see this and say "Wow, that looks lame. I've seen episodes of Max and Ruby scarier than this shit."

And the storyline thus far.... yawn. It's essentially a retelling of the first game so far, after a (spoiler) fallen star hits Tristram Cathedral and wakes the dead. Oh, I get to fight the Butcher again? King Leoric again?

In Act 2, do I get to fight Belial in Tal Rasha's tomb again? Can I please endure something as annoying as the Flayer Jungle again with all those little bastards and their stupid little blowguns?

If so, why didn't I just fire up Diablo and Diablo 2 and play through them again? At least those games won't quit on me if Battle.Net goes down.

What an utter, complete letdown this game is. It could have, and should have, been so much more.


The Question No One Asks Anymore...

logical_failure logical_failure writes  |  more than 2 years ago "Yes, but does it run Linux?"

Instead, it's "Yes, but does it run Angry Birds?"


The Death of Liberalism

logical_failure logical_failure writes  |  more than 2 years ago BRILLIANTLY EPIC WIN

Money Shot:

In other words, these insubstantial explanations for the evanescent era of liberal hegemony after November 2008 seem to have been built to assuage rather than persuade. For those who write and read these arguments, only malign or random forces outside liberalism can account for a liberal epoch that ends a few weeks after it begins. It's not that liberals would rather be lucky than good, exactly. Rather, believing liberalism inherently good, they are left with bad luck, principally in the form of inadequate champions and egregious adversaries, as the only possible explanation for its setbacks. There's no need, in other words, to entertain the possibility that liberalism itself has defects that vitiate its political appeal and governmental efficacy.


Occu-poopers don't really want jobs...

logical_failure logical_failure writes  |  more than 2 years ago Link

Shitting on a sidewalk, stealing from and pissing in churches (even on a cross), yeah, that - they can handle - along with rape, heroin, prostitution, public masturbation, assault, and attempted murder.

But jobs? Nah, they aren't interested in that. Power to the people, or something.

If these ignorant, whiny, self-destructive fuckers are really the '99%' - then I'm honored to be part of the 1%. Fuck those guys.


Rule #99

logical_failure logical_failure writes  |  more than 2 years ago If [X] exists, there are Democrats who wish to tax [X].

It's a corollary to the porn rule that if [X] exists there is porn of [X] on the Internet.


Another damn_registrars sock puppet account discovered.

logical_failure logical_failure writes  |  more than 3 years ago This account matches the pattern of prior activity previously established over and over and over again.


Just the latest in a long line of sock puppet troll accounts from the least creative troll on Slashdot.

It'd be a lot less lame if you'd claim it and confess, Squeak.


I wish I could take credit for this

logical_failure logical_failure writes  |  more than 3 years ago ... but I can't. But I will say I absolutely agree with the AC's calling for a confession from damn_registrars....


... and Squeak showing up here to post as an AC to accuse me of being him in 5... 4... 3...

Yeah, I know it's him doing that. It's a typical page from his playbook. Try to discredit me by accusing me of being one of his sockpuppets. It's tiresome, and it doesn't work, but YOU try telling that to his dopey OCD ass.


The Most Intelligent Members of the Occupy Crowd...

logical_failure logical_failure writes  |  more than 3 years ago

... are the lice infesting the entitled little temper tantrum throwing dipshits. Oh - I mean, Ass-Douches.


Steve Jobs thinks Bill Gates should have taken acid?

logical_failure logical_failure writes  |  more than 3 years ago

Maybe Steve Jobs shouldn't have taken acid... then maybe XCode wouldn't be such a festering piece of shit.



logical_failure logical_failure writes  |  more than 3 years ago I noticed this comment while perusing the site: Link. The response is mine and factually accurate as the primary person behind the Red4man account is (sadly) gone.

Note to everyone: Therefore, when you accuse an Anonymous Coward (or anyone else) of being Red, you are wrong.


Resign... or get fired.

logical_failure logical_failure writes  |  more than 3 years ago The conversation probably went something like this:

Look, pal, traffic is down 75%, the site is dying - and remarkably, the last several releases made to the back end code has made the site progressively WORSE, not better.

Maybe you're not cut out for this.

So, we're going to allow you to save face and resign. If you don't, we'll fire you. Clearly someone else needs to run the site and hopefully inject some quality and stability into the code base.


Logical Failure on the Front Page

logical_failure logical_failure writes  |  more than 3 years ago Link

I am not interested in a religious discussion, but the comment about a high mutation rate is a logical failure.

There are 23 chromosome pairs in the human genome. If Adam's pairings were entirely dominant (DD) and Eve's were recessive (dd), then there is enough genetic diversity for the current human diversity.

But since Eve was created from Adam's rib, there is another scenario where the genetic math works out:

Every gene had a dominant and recessive pair (Dd). Since their kids were intermarrying, the current scrambling of traits would have occurred in a few short generations, since the Dd + Dd can split and yield all 3 possible patterns - DD, Dd, dd. Given enough children, and if Adam and Eve lived (and were fertile) hundreds of years, then the modern genetic diversity is a mathematical certainty, and a mutation rate is not necessary.

But more likely is that Noah's family had enough genetic diversity to create the current diverse world we live in, as everyone else would have been smited by the flood...

So their argument, at least on that particular point, is a logical failure.

In other news, I wish I was as awesome of an ombudsman as this guy.

I, too, apologize for nothing.

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