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Postal III, Source Engine Still Coming To Linux

love2putmypenisthere This is the main problem with Linux games... (90 comments)

They get a huge hype and a lot of people in the community (including myself) get really excited. But then someone at the office responsible for the release just blows their load prematurely and we never see a push to production. God I fucking hate linux, I'm gonna go fuck a penguin now.

more than 3 years ago
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London Stock Exchange Was 'Under Major Cyberattack' During Linux Switch

love2putmypenisthere Linux Fags (98 comments)

yea let's hear you penguin-fucking linux fags brag about how secure your shit is now. BITCHES!

more than 3 years ago
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Photo Kiosks Infecting Customers' USB Devices

love2putmypenisthere Re:Windows autorun viruses are like vuvuzelas. (288 comments)

I, nor anyone else except your Torvalds' dick sucking fanboi mods, give two shits (or fucks) that you use linux and watch NFL. The fact that you're not modded off-topic for this ridiculous, ignorant, fucking post is extremely fucking sad to me. In conclusion, I'd like to say...
1. FUCK YOU
2. You are worthless
and
3. I hope that every computer you ever use from now on instantly has a catastrophic hard drive failure. That way, I will never, EVER, have to read another post generated by your worthless, idiotic mind.
Regards,
Your mom.

more than 4 years ago
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Consumer Guide To Stem Cell Clinics

love2putmypenisthere First fucking post bitches (40 comments)

hahahahah I just owned all you motherfuckers!

more than 4 years ago
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Qualcomm Makes Open-Source 3D Snapdragon Driver

love2putmypenisthere Wow, good to finally see this in open source. (84 comments)

I've personally been waiting for a pretty long time for a driver like this to hit the scene. The stuff I can do with this, when I slap your mom in the face with my cock is pretty astounding. Linux is for homos!

more than 4 years ago
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UK Video Game Tax Relief Cancelled

love2putmypenisthere Re:that's an interesting trend (106 comments)

yea, I've also noticed this, although thought it was an issue restricted to Apple iPhone users. How strange.

more than 4 years ago
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Miscreants Exploit Google-Outed Windows XP Zero-Day

love2putmypenisthere Re:Dear Microsoft (497 comments)

goddamn. you sir, are a total doosh.

more than 4 years ago
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Australian Gov't Seeks To Record Citizens' Web Histories

love2putmypenisthere yeeee haawwww! (354 comments)

lets start stuffing our penises in kangaroos! wooo ohooo!

more than 4 years ago
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Does the Internet Make Humanity Smarter Or Dumber?

love2putmypenisthere Re:No. It's not the Internet. These are the causes (282 comments)

Let's see... blah blah blah blah love to hear myself talk

My standards for literacy are clearly higher than yours. The fact that you (and perhaps 89 or so other people who graduated next to you) don't understand this, or consider it an issue to correct... that was kind of my point.

I'm on the internet- not writing an essay.
Using slang and improper punctuation on a social news site doesn't make me illiterate. When you walk around and interact with people outside of academia (you know, in the real world) do you also form completely proper sentences and never use slang? I guess you probably do.
You're probably one of those whiny guys that walks around correcting everyone who says "Me and my friends" instead of "My friends and I." God, that's so annoying.
You should thank your lucky stars for being in the country you're claiming is falling apart. You wouldn't survive a day outside of the protective bubble they provide for you. Time to wake up buddy, there's a real world out there and you're missing out on it. Bigtime.

more than 4 years ago
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Does the Internet Make Humanity Smarter Or Dumber?

love2putmypenisthere Re:No. It's not the Internet. These are the causes (282 comments)

Wow homie, where do you live in the US that you went through 90 people that can't read, write and do basic math? I call BS. Based on your story you experienced a nearly 1% literacy rate. It's not even that bad in developing countries.

more than 4 years ago
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My laptop's battery's good for roughly ...

love2putmypenisthere Re:7 hours easy, 8 should even be possible (454 comments)

if i put an object in your mouth at the rate of 5 meters per second, the real question becomes... do you enjoy it more when said object is my penis?

more than 4 years ago
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Mobile Game Trojan Calls the South Pole

love2putmypenisthere Re:yikes (195 comments)

you most certainly love the cock.

more than 4 years ago
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Second Inquiry Exonerates Climatic Research Unit

love2putmypenisthere Re:Doesn't matter. (764 comments)

you say stolen, I say leaked. up yours you homo, they found your shitty emails and this research is a fraud.

more than 4 years ago
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One Year Later, USPS Looks Into Gamefly Complaint

love2putmypenisthere I have a complaint... (183 comments)

my penis to wayyyy to big for your mouth!

more than 4 years ago

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