IBM Files Patent For Bullet-Dodging Bionic Armor
I thought, that's how breakdance was invented?
Avoiding Wasted Time With Prince of Persia
In Monkey Island, you could never die either. But it was still a lot of fun to play!
Court Order Against German T-Mobile iPhone Sales
The court in Hamburg is well known for its strange decisions. A guy is even logging lots of trials from that single judge that is resonsible: http://www.buskeismus.de/ (German only, sorry)