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Danger, Will Robinson! Scary stories within...

mcneely.mike Help! (2 comments)

I just Soyled myself! :)

about 5 months ago
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Community-sourced news site, soylentnews.org, goes live

mcneely.mike Re:It's alive (18 comments)

Last post!

Rolls the Dice, comes up with craps...

Now I'm gone. Buh bye.

about 5 months ago
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Satya Nadella Named Microsoft CEO

mcneely.mike Re:Your tinfoil hat is on too tight (293 comments)

So the easiest solution is to not use the service at all.

The only way to win is not to play. :)

about 6 months ago
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Half of US Nuclear Missile Wing Implicated In Cheating

mcneely.mike Re: What are the questions? (313 comments)

Microsoft is looking for a new CEO!

about 6 months ago
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23-Year-Old Chess Grandmaster Whips Bill Gates In 71 Seconds

mcneely.mike Re:microwave (449 comments)

And are girls involved? 2 girls? :[

about 5 months ago
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Open Source AMD Driver Now Supports OpenGL 3.3 — and It's Getting Faster

mcneely.mike Re:Non-free Nvidia driver already at 4.4 (100 comments)

The real embarrassment is that Windows is already up to 8.1, while the Linux kernel is only at 3.1

If my math is correct that's a whole 5 metric torvalds* better.

Get your shit together Linux!

*I think MS still use imperial ballmers, but I'm not sure.

We measure in 'Courics', not torvalds... yes we have our shit together. :)

about 6 months ago
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Microsoft Reports Record Revenue

mcneely.mike Re:Wow. (289 comments)

From what I've heard, Microsoft has Bing as the default search on Explorer (I use Linux, but my dad said he went to use his computer one day and the search had switched from Google to Bing after an update) and they can still claim only an 18% share of teh market?

I don't call that success especially after the years and money invested .... :(

about 6 months ago
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Canadian Health Scientists Resort To Sneaker Net After Funding Slashed

mcneely.mike Re:Not only in the US... (168 comments)

Makes me think of "Two by two, hands of blue."

Harper and Evil Government.... two by two, hands of Tory Blue

about 6 months ago
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Mystery Rock 'Appears' In Front of Mars Rover

mcneely.mike Re:I know what this is!!!! (112 comments)

"It's a jelly!"

Ahhh, the memories. Good old Bob and Doug MacKenzie.......... :)

about 6 months ago
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Controversial Execution In Ohio Uses New Lethal Drug Combination

mcneely.mike Re:If that wasn't crueal and unreasonable... (1038 comments)

Thirded... he tortured her (rape) without any concern for her well being or her baby's well being.

He killed her without any concern for her life or her baby's life.

I have no problem with torturing him without any concern for his well being, and killing him without any concern for his well being.

Don't do the crime if you can't take the consequences... just go to the movies and masturbate like your Paul Reubens.

Mod me down and I will come back stronger.

about 6 months ago
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BitTorrent's Bram Cohen Unveils New Steganography Tool DissidentX

mcneely.mike Re:Who the hell needs this? (124 comments)

Yes, but other than that ... and a run-away / out of control government, the USA is not so bad!

Not so bad!?! They bribed Celine Dion away from us Canadians... the trigger happy Americans are wonderful! (There is a nudge nudge, wink wink somewhere in there...) :)

about 6 months ago
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FBI Edits Mission Statement: Removes Law Enforcement As 'Primary' Purpose

mcneely.mike Re:Put a fork in it, it's done. (539 comments)

We are a police state.

And this isn't to say that the right was any better but Bush & Company was a lot more honest about what they were up to.

You are correct on the first point... on the second????? Wha'????

"They have WMD" comes to mind among other things....

about 7 months ago
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Cheerios To Go GMO-Free

mcneely.mike Re:GMOs feed over a billion people (419 comments)

Hey, good old 'Quatro-triticale' was a "Wussian" inwention: if it's good enough for tribbles....

about 7 months ago
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Dogs Defecate In Alignment With Earth's Magnetic Field

mcneely.mike Re:Most Appropriate Journal (222 comments)

Should have been published in "Annals in Zoology" instead

Shouldn't that be "Anals in Zoology"? :)

about 7 months ago
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Searching the Internet For Evidence of Time Travelers

mcneely.mike Re: But seriously speaking ... (465 comments)

So is New Madrid.

Sure, it is NOW - thanks to those technologically advanced, time-traveling pranksters.

Or at least it used to be, thanks to those technologically advanced, time-traveling kids... and their dog.

about 7 months ago
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A Year With Google Glass

mcneely.mike Re:True quote (292 comments)

Looking at your date, you have access to her/(his?) measurements, past partners, needs and desires.....

Hmmmm!!! Might come in handy! :)

about 7 months ago

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