top Man Booted From Southwest Flight and Threatened With Arrest After Critical Tweet
And the company is totally within their right to enforce that policy and deny the free "upgrade".
Getting the family off the plane and illegally threatening them, on the other hand...
top Complete Microsoft EMET Bypass Developed
So... EMET is SHEKER?
top "Microsoft Killed My Pappy"
My android phone crashes way more often than my Windows VMs (which almost NEVER crash, or reboot without warning, giving credibility to the theories that blame faulty hardware and drivers for Windows problems). This also happens at inconvenient times. Maybe you stopped using Windows 15 years ago (I wouldn't blame you)
top Apple Announces iPad Air
Just the same as Mavericks, only you have to enter your CREDIT CARD INFORMATION to create an Apple ID.
top Ask Slashdot: Hands-On Activity For IT Career Fair
Nope, you've just described my average Friday.
top Bolivian President's Plane 'Rerouted Over Snowden Suspicions'
I want to snort a mountain of coke and fuck my wife's sister!!!
Yeah, well, you won't be getting any more coke until you apologize to the President of Bolivia. You should have thought that through.
top Subversion 1.8 Released But Will You Still Use Git?
I don't know about you, but I usually try to keep "less technical users" away from software development.
top Ask Slashdot: Moving From Contract Developers To Hiring One In-House?
Remove the quotes around "free" and put them around "empathy".
top Oslo Needs Your Garbage
We'll send you a container with our best politicians.
They should burn well, as they are all full of shit.
top Google Reportedly Making a Smartwatch, Too
...But Google will probably kill it next spring, so why bother?
top We Didn't Need Google's Schmidt To Tell Us Android and Chrome Wouldn't Merge
Of course they won't MERGE. 3 years from now, tops, Chrome OS will be more dead than Google Reader.
top How Much Beef Is In Your Burger?
But a beefburger rarely contains 100% beef.
Bullshit. Come to Argentina, and even the cheapest* beef burgers are really 100% beef (and lots of industrial junk of course, but no other meats)
*: about GBP 0.50 each
about a year and a half ago
top Monkeys Made Smarter With Prosthetic Device
Am I the only one that finds it disturbing that a scientific study gives a dangerous drug to primates in 2012?
top Older Means Wiser To Computer Security
Wouldn't it be terrible if 18-25 year olds behaved the same way in other aspects of their life? Like sex, studies, personal security...
top Ask Slashdot: How Long Should Devs Support Software Written For Clients?
You have to support it for whatever it says in the contract.
You DO have a contract, right?
top Windows 8 Won't Play DVDs Unless You Pay For the Media Center Pack
top Magician Suing For Copyright Over Magic Trick
...how would Slashdot have reacted to this if Teller wasn't the one suing. Or even better, if he was the one being sued.
top Scientists Work Towards Naturally Caffeine-Free Coffee
I wonder what other abominations they'll come up with next...
Sugar-free candy? Fat-free milk?
top Why Making Facebook Private Won't Protect You
How about saying NO?
What would you do if a potential employer wants to see you naked?
What if he wants the keys to your house?
Well, same principle.
top Ask Slashdot: Using Company Laptop For Personal Use
Sure............ All companies giving notebooks to their employees get a modified BIOS just for spying on them.
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