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Ebola Quarantine Center In Liberia Looted

mousse-man Re:Niggers. (359 comments)

Wasn't there enough information posted and published everywhere in the mass media in Liberia to inform even the dumbest people not to do that at all? I mean, after 1000 people die in a quite horrid way, a bunch of RFSP (Really F****** Stupid People) storms an Ebola Quarantine Center, lets the infected patients flee, steals the medical supplies and probably believes they just fulfilled the will of their ancestors.

Then, after these RFSP let the infected escape, possibly carrying the bodies oozing with Ebola infected fluids in their own arms home, put them on a bed, washing these infected fluids away, and then using the towels to wash and dry themselves, get infected in turn. And if they didn't get infected by just caring for their relative expiring from one of the most horrid diseases, they will get infected when they kiss the deceased or 'ritually' wash him, or when they cuddle up (or doing some more improper things) with the oozing cadaver full of filovirii looking for the next host to infect. And if that was not enough, they will 'celebrate' the death of their relative by eating some bush meat, containing yet another Ebola strain.

Lather, rinse, repeat, this time multiplied by 500, because the whole clan of course has to conglomerate around the putrid cadaver of a usually quite controllable disease. And of course, these relatives, in the two weeks that the virus takes to manifest itself, return home into their jungle villages in the four corners of Liberia and adjoining countries.

That's how you make an epidemic spread like wildfire.

Now, if the authorities in African countries are smart, the next time such crap happens, don't use rifles. Use flame throwers. Disinfects looters, kills the sick in a safe way and prevents more spread. As brutal as it may sound, this will probably save many more lives than just letting these people who just proved that the ancestors of homo sapiens which still live on trees are quite much smarter 'live their culture'.

And showing the burning looters screaming in agony (because they just got BBQed by desperate authorities trying to contain the outbreak) on national TV will make sure the next bunch of idiots reconsiders their idea of looting a health center trying to contain one of the deadliest viral diseases known to mankind.

about 2 months ago
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Not Just For ThinkPads Anymore: Lenovo Gets OK To Buy IBM Server Line

mousse-man Re:cant even get the keyboard right on their lapto (93 comments)

I actually consider the stubble a feature because my hands always get into the way of the trackpad and I have to switch it off.

about 2 months ago
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Not Just For ThinkPads Anymore: Lenovo Gets OK To Buy IBM Server Line

mousse-man Re:Case study (93 comments)

And in the end, you bought all outstanding shares using cheap ZIRP credit, pay out the CEO and sell the name to some Indian company which will also gladly take over all the H1Bs and maybe take them back to India.

about 2 months ago
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Facebook To Buy WhatsApp

mousse-man The good thing, at least... (199 comments)

will be that WHEN the bubble blows, only shareholders will be left to hold the bag, not taxpayers (except maybe through bad investment into their retirement funds).

about 8 months ago
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Major Find By Japanese Scientists May Threaten Chinese Rare Earth Hegemony

mousse-man Re:If it's Japanese (189 comments)

You forget Switzerland - they have a German-speaking majority. So German would have lived on.

about a year and a half ago
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The Science of Hugo Chavez's Long Term Embalming

mousse-man Brains.... (215 comments)

He'll probably crave for brains, never having had any in his life. I mean, he was damn inefficient at redistributing money - like all socialists.

about a year and a half ago
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Islamist Hackers Shut Down Egyptology Research Journal

mousse-man Re:Heh... Radical...Islamists...redundant... (564 comments)

The problem just is that more and more people (AKA 'islamists') start believing that implementing the 'holy' Quran literally is going to make this world better.

Let's hope some predator drone finds these twits and sends them a clear warning by dropping a 500kg block of concrete into their house, with a note attached that if they or anybody else ever impedes things like that again, the 500kg concrete is going to be swapped with a few Mk82 bombs with live fuses and real explosives.

Alas, debating with these people is nigh impossible, and the only language they understand is violence, or at least the clear and present danger of ending up having to schedule an appointment with 72 virgins.

And even the Quran knows to how work out problems with their own believers - if a majority of muslims was susceptible to jail sentences or fines for theft or other crimes, the Quran wouldn't mandate chopping off hands and other body parts.

about 2 years ago
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Facebook Co-Founder Saverin Gives Up U.S. Citizenship Before IPO

mousse-man Re:When they say they're only going to tax the ric (911 comments)

Wrong. The USA is not the USSR. In the USSR, you could not amass lots of wealth. And the "Exit Tax" should correctly be called "Reichsfluchtsteuer", or maybe "Dego-Abgabe".

more than 2 years ago
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US Government: There's Child Porn On the Megaupload Servers Judge!

mousse-man Re:Please! (375 comments)

I thought we were talking about chihuahuas. Makes it an even tighter spot for those who are really into it.

more than 2 years ago
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New Car Anti-Theft Device Profiles Your Rear End

mousse-man Direct biogas impingement system (126 comments)

Or even better. Have a rod rammed up your colon to scan it. If it's the right colon to start the car, do so and get all the biogas to power the car from the same source.

more than 2 years ago
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New IMF Head Says US Must Raise Debt Limit, or Face 'Nasty Consequences'

mousse-man Several Inconvenient Truths About The Debt Ceiling (932 comments)

- Not one penny of US debt has been repaid for 51 years: the last time US government funded debt actually decresed on a year-over-year basis was 1960
97% of today's funded debt has been accumulated since August 1971 - the end of the Bretton Woods era by Nixon, and the terminal delinking of all fiat currencies from any and all hard assets, ushered in the era of modern-day hyper-debt insolvency
- Obama projects 2.5% Fed Funds rate in budget calculations through 2020. Average Fed Funds rate since 1980: 5.7%; Since 2008: 0.00%, If average 5.7% rate was used, projected US deficit would increase by another $4.9 trillion by 2020
- Obama projects 4.2% growth rate over next 3 years. If a normal growth rate of 2.5% is used, deficits would increase by another $4 trillion by 2020
- The US government borrows 40-50 cents for every dollar it spends. A balanced budget would mean cutting government spending in half.
- Implementing a balanced budget would not reduce current debt outstanding. It would merely stop it from growing.
- Over the past three fiscal years US debt grew by over $1.5 trillion per year: this is more than three times the record annual debt increase in any previous year in US history
- Last night deficit reduction targets were cut from $4 trillion to $2 trillion over the next decade, in exchange for a $2.4 trillion debt ceiling hike, which will last the Treasury until the next presidential election. Said otherwise, the Treasury needs to fund a $2.4 trillion hold over the next 15 months. Over a decade this come to $20 trillion: ten times more than the proposed deficit reduction.

In other words, cut the US budget in half to stop the situation from getting worse. Then start working on your debt mountains.

more than 3 years ago
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A New Approach To Reducing Spam: Go After Credit Processors

mousse-man Re:Problem (173 comments)

Their damn problem if they get cut off. By staging examples and publicizing them, other companies will stop working for spammers.

A similar method is used against drug dealers in some countries - deal 15g of hard stuff, get an appointment with the hangman. And drug dealing is harder to catch than spam-based credit card processing.

more than 3 years ago
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Porn Reportedly Found At Bin Laden Compound

mousse-man Re:he had the women in the house (537 comments)

All in all, there was a talk about six wives. However, I don't know how many he simultaneously had at the end. If it was just 4, it was halal. If not, Osama is going to roast in hell, together with 72 old hags.

more than 3 years ago
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Porn Reportedly Found At Bin Laden Compound

mousse-man he had the women in the house (537 comments)

I doubt Osama needed to have wank movies in his house - after all, he hed enough women who wanted to be together with a terror czar. And if one remembers where most traffic came from (until blocked) - it was arab and muslim countries.

more than 3 years ago
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Speed Tickets Challenged Based On Timestamped Photos

mousse-man Re:The Shark Fin Solution (566 comments)

That wouln't work here too often as lots of cameras take a picture of you dead ahead in order to enforce the motorway toll sticker usage as well.

more than 3 years ago
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US Navy Close To On-Ship Laser Cannons

mousse-man Re:Just sail over the horizon _then_ fire your gun (309 comments)

And what if a potential attack consists of a missile that will seperate itself into multiple warheads before attacking the target? The overloading tactic would presumably also work against RAMs (Rolling Airframe Missiles) and conventional Phalanx guns.

more than 3 years ago
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The Luck of the Irish Runs Out

mousse-man Re:Defaulting is worse! (809 comments)

Companies will also flee towards Switzerland as it's the only other semi tax haven in Europe, and since the Swiss did not outspend their tax receipts, they're in a financially pretty good shape and thus taxes will most likely stay low.

more than 3 years ago
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How the Global Seed Vault Aims To Fight Future Famine

mousse-man Re:Not always working (115 comments)

No, one would have to weed out socialism for this. And not to store it underground to make it reappear hundreds of years later.

more than 3 years ago
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Possible Treatment For Ebola

mousse-man Re:Bioterrorism (157 comments)

A antibiotics-resistant version of Yersinia pestis would be optimal - high killing rate, high infection rate, and the disease spread can only be stopped with drastic measures.

If I were a terrorist, I'd forego using Ebola since this disease kills it's host rather fast. Too fast for a successful spread of the disease.

more than 4 years ago
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GPS Tracking Without a Warrant Declared Legal

mousse-man Re:Sauce for the goose (926 comments)

Depends. There are certainly some high-ranking officials going visiting prostitutes. Attach the device to their car, and the county/state has the sex&crime scandal it needs.

more than 4 years ago

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