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Comcast Takes 2014 Prize For Worst Company In America

mrmeval They need a radioactive lead (195 comments)

trophy.

One marginally withing NRC limits. ;)

about two weeks ago
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How Many People Does It Take To Colonize Another Star System?

mrmeval Zero (392 comments)

You send the information needed to make them and robots to teach them.

If you've read the James P. Hogan novel about this at +1 to your geek cred.

If you can name it without googling +2

about two weeks ago
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NSA Confirms It Has Been Searching US Citizens' Data Without a Warrant

mrmeval Re:"Terrorist" is the new "witch." (274 comments)

Most of them were buried, burned or otherwise rendered non-corporeal by Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao Zedong, Ho Chi Minh, etc, etc, etc

about three weeks ago
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An Engineer's Eureka Moment With a GM Flaw

mrmeval Re:Obligatory s Club (357 comments)

There's several companies that manufacture all sorts of fishing tackle and accessories. They'll be deliriously happy if you go watch their youtube videos. :)

about three weeks ago
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Is Analog the Fix For Cyber Terrorism?

mrmeval Challenge accepted (245 comments)

Digial, analog, trinary, HIKE! You won't safe them without MIKE!

In other words children it's all the humans who're messing up your security chain.

You need better, faster, stronger, smarter people who have a driving need to make your security better from the floor sweep to the ablative meat.

Without it you're just asking for an ass raping.

about a month ago
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Study: Happiness Improves Developers' Problem Solving Skills

mrmeval Re:or, alternatively (91 comments)

People who get regular sex are happier and more productive.

It's a health care issue and should be mandated the employer pays for whores.

about a month ago
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The Tangled Tale of Mt. Gox's Missing Millions

mrmeval Tulips are the next big thing (191 comments)

Buy all you can. :)

The only thing that cannot be fudged is that we cannot make. Gold keeps it's spending power over long stretches of time.

about a month and a half ago
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Asia's Richest Man Is Betting Big On Silicon Valley's Fake Eggs

mrmeval Re: Why? (269 comments)

"I'd go on a Vegan diet but the delivery time from Vega is too long."
--brownkitty aka Morgen Kirby

about 2 months ago
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Psychologists: Internet Trolls Are Narcissistic, Psychopathic, and Sadistic

mrmeval Authenticate commentors with some physical media. (293 comments)

Like a letter and a phone call. They send you a self addressed stamped envelope. You send one half of the code via mail and call them with the other half.
Accounts deactivate at a regular interval and need a reactivation code gets mailed. I'm sure someone can game this but it slows them down.

about 2 months ago
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Good Engineering Managers Just "Don't Exist"

mrmeval Those who can't do the job will rule the job. (312 comments)

Pournelle's Iron Law
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Pournelle#Iron_Law_of_Bureaucracy

I'm fairly sure that is a facet of that law. You have a less than stellar engineer who goes into management to cover his sins with real engineers flesh. They do tend to keep an organization alive. It would be helpful if there were a clandestine organization that assasinated upper level beurocrats in both government and quazi government entities but that's never going to happen.

about 2 months ago
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The Death Cap Mushroom Is Spreading Across the US

mrmeval Thank you noble 'shroom eater for taking (274 comments)

The Darwin Challenge.

Our current contestant is at Stage 1 and has gorged herself on 1 pound of prime poisonous 'shrooms.

Odds in Vegas are running 3 to 1 against her surviving 48hrs.

Care to play?

Click the link.

about 2 months ago
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Do Hypersonic Missiles Make Defense Systems Obsolete?

mrmeval POINT FUCKING DEFENSE BITCHES!!! (365 comments)

There is NO magic panacea you have to meet EVERY credible threat. If you're thinking that you can sit in your bunker and throw missiles and drones out you're a fool.

about 2 months ago
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The Scent Rhythm Watch Tells Time By Releasing Fragrances

mrmeval Fart Watch (79 comments)

I'd fill mine with cadaverine and mercaptan then put it near the desk of the woman that bathes and gargles in Emerude, cause she cooks up the bacon and brings it home like a man.

about 3 months ago
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Bitcoin Exchange CEO Charlie Shrem Arrested On Money Laundering Charge

mrmeval You need to make a country. (330 comments)

If you want freedom you need to make a country. I'd suggest one in orbit. Then those countries that don't want to be smoking craters will leave you the hell alone. Then colonize the moon.

about 3 months ago
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Yep, People Are Still Using '123456' and 'Password' As Passwords In 2014

mrmeval Re:On the contrary: (276 comments)

If you do that with every website then gmail123, amazon123 etc is your password.

This

dd if=/dev/random bs=10 count=1 | hexdump

and a good encrypted wallet are your bestest friends.

My bank sucks since it will not allow all of that output, just 8 characters.

about 3 months ago
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200 Dolphins Await Slaughter In Japan's Taiji Cove

mrmeval Re:That doesn't seem right. (628 comments)

The Nazis bred better Jews. Get over it.

about 3 months ago
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Ask Slashdot: How Do You Convince an ISP To Bury Cable In Your Neighborhood?

mrmeval Re:The basics... (324 comments)

Yep
Option 1) Use your vast political machine to convince congress to once again smash the HOA's in the mouth and allow it.
Option 2) You kill enough people in your community they vote to allow it
      a)or vote to pay for the underground wires
      b) or the remaining bleaters all leave and you ARE the
              HOA and you can do what you want.
Option 3) You destroy the local telecom and plunder all of it's accounts of cold hard cash, launder it and use that to take over their infrastructure.
Option 4) Move.

All of them are expensive, some are more expensive than others. If you pick the most expensive and cruel congratulations Bezos has job for you.

about 2 months ago
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In Greece, 10 Months In Prison For "Blasphemous" Facebook Page

mrmeval Re:Not neccesairly (324 comments)

You use the same constitutional provision the Nazi's used to stifle free speech. You've not stopped being evil.

about 3 months ago

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Slashdot is beginning to suck, this is the end

mrmeval mrmeval writes  |  about a year ago

Fuck you. Reviling people who complain is exceptionally execrable, posting private emails as a means of chuckles means you do not deserve the protections of civilized discourse. Feed off the shit eating cretins who think that what I have is theres if they can convince a more powerful force to take it from me.
 

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