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TV Programmers Seek the Elusive Dog Market

nozzo Not a joke? (199 comments)

I checked, it's not April 1st.

I don't know what to say about dog TV.

about a year ago

Russian Federal Guard Service "Upgrades" To Electric Typewriters

nozzo Re:How much safer (163 comments)

^ Feck

about a year ago

Upside-Down Sensors Caused Proton-M Rocket Crash

nozzo uber-doh (323 comments)

The loud sound of palms slapping foreheads after that was discovered caused a cow to give birth.

about a year ago

Apple Files Trademark For "iWatch" In Japan

nozzo Re:Will suck. (82 comments)

multipoke or multislap

about a year ago

The Plight of Star Wars Droids

nozzo Re:Characters are created to suffer (245 comments)

yeah you tell AC. I'm a few years over 40 and still build Lego Star Wars, watch the films and play SWtOR.... so nurrrr.

about a year ago

How Did You Learn How To Program?

nozzo Sinclair Basic (623 comments)

on the ZX81 in 1982, my first program?

20 GOTO 10

Yay for British computing!

about a year ago

Interpreting Global Flight Maps

nozzo Re:Eurocentric (93 comments)

years back I installed a program on a secretary's Windows 3.1 system. The new icon shifted the Microsoft Word icon to the left one place. Half hour later I get the director calling me saying the secretary was in tears because she had deadlines and I had 'deleted' Word from her system.

When I ran around and pointed at the icon she was ok again - all good to go. I even dragged it back to it's original place so I wouldn't be bothered again.

The ease in which some people get in to a confused state cannot be overstated.

So let's not mess with maps too much - North is at the top by convention.

about a year ago

Ruby On Rails Exploit Used To Build IRC Botnet

nozzo transmogification (91 comments)

Ruby on Wax

-- I'm feeling silly today --

about a year ago

HTC Does What Google Wouldn't: Sell an LTE Phone That Sidesteps AT&T

nozzo Re:News at elleven (290 comments)

They have salty liquorice in the Nederlands - salty coffee too for all i know!

about a year and a half ago

How NASA Brought the F-1 Rocket Engine Back To Life

nozzo Re:Mentioned this last week (221 comments)

"Soon there will be no living human who has set foot on another world."

This. A call to arms for the next gen space explorers.

about a year and a half ago

British ISP Bombards Users With Deleted Emails

nozzo Re:I'd be pretty pissed (134 comments)

Well they must have tested this thoroughly beforehand - and they would have known this would happen. It would have been courteous to fess-up and warn folks beforehand. Just good customer service.

about a year and a half ago

Disney Closes LucasArts

nozzo Re:Swtor (299 comments)

First thing I thought of too! Followed by 'how will I fill those 15 hours a week experiencing SwTOR?'

about a year and a half ago

FAA Pushed To Review Ban On Electronics

nozzo on the other hand (369 comments)

I was on a flight just coming in to land and the guy next to me answered his ringing phone - I almost grabbed it off him and stamped on it but as I'm British I would rather the plane went out of control and die in a fireball than to make a fuss. Other people tutted at him.
However nothing happened and here I am typing this today!

about a year and a half ago



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