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Google's Megan Smith Would Be First US CTO Worthy of the Title

oldhack Fuck you theodp/soulskill (117 comments)

CxO is a whore.

about three weeks ago

Brian Stevens Resigns As Red Hat CTO

oldhack Yo (39 comments)

How about you give me a reason to bite your click bait.

about three weeks ago

The Grumpy Programmer has Advice for Young Computer Workers (Video)

oldhack Speaking as a grumpy (120 comments)

I'm one of these grumpies. Some of what I had to say may be useful to the wet-behind-the-year dopes. Not likely, though, because, back when I was at their age, I didn't listen to the old geezers, and that both helped me as well as screwed me.

So, given the rapid speed of change in the landscape of IT industry, I have to wonder how relevant our experiences and lessons would be to the young'uns.

about three weeks ago

Apple's App Store Needs a Radical Revamp; How Would You Go About It?

oldhack Nerval's Lobster (249 comments)

Nerval's Lobster needs to die. How would you go about killing this fuck?

about a month ago

Wiring Programmers To Prevent Buggy Code

oldhack Low-hanging fruit (116 comments)

Taze him when perl interpreter starts.

about a month ago

Brookings Study Calls Solar, Wind Power the Most Expensive Fossil Alternatives

oldhack Funny money (409 comments)

"$400,000 worth of carbon emissions", it says. What, monopoly money?

about a month ago

Judge Rejects $324.5 Million Settlement For Tech Workers, Argues For More

oldhack Re:as one of the effected people (268 comments)

Lying prick. You can help by returning your portion of money back.

about a month and a half ago

AMD Launches New Higher-End Kaveri APUs A10-7800 and A6-7400K

oldhack Re:Naming Conventions (117 comments)

And throw the loads of marketing drones out of work? Actually, sounds pretty good.

about a month and a half ago

CIA Director Brennan Admits He Was Lying: CIA Really Did Spy On Congress

oldhack Re:Did he lie? (266 comments)

Timothy is the lying douchebag. But, for his credit, he is a slashdot "editor" - a nobody whose lies don't mean much.

about a month and a half ago

Russian Government Edits Wikipedia On Flight MH17

oldhack Water is wet (667 comments)

Putin is a murderous goon. He and his cronies will get what's coming to them.

about a month ago

UK Government Faces Lawsuit Over Emergency Surveillance Bill

oldhack Slashdot Editors are Morons (44 comments)

See subjects. What, am I wrong? Lamer, being a noon, used to do better, and recently...

about 2 months ago

Pseudonyms Now Allowed On Google+

oldhack Yeah (238 comments)

That'll fix'em.

about 2 months ago

The Billionaire Mathematician

oldhack Dice Slashdot Whores (96 comments)

You "editors" are lower than TMZ fuckwits.

about 2 months ago

How Often Do Economists Commit Misconduct?

oldhack What does it matter? (305 comments)

12.765% of astrologists make shit up, so what.

about 3 months ago

What Happens If You Have a Heart Attack In Space?

oldhack Re:Duh. (83 comments)

What are you, a patent writer?

about 3 months ago

What Happens If You Have a Heart Attack In Space?

oldhack Duh. (83 comments)

You die.

about 3 months ago

Evidence of a Correction To the Speed of Light

oldhack Consider the source (347 comments)

It's a Medium piece. Rest assured it's a bullshit click bait.

about 3 months ago

San Francisco Bans Parking Spot Auctioning App

oldhack Can't make this stuff up (404 comments)

City parking authority claims the moral high ground?

about 3 months ago


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