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What Will It Take To Run a 2-Hour Marathon?

outsider007 Re:A really fast guy (254 comments)

Just not that blade runner guy.

about two weeks ago
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GlaxoSmithKline Released 45 Liters of Live Polio Virus

outsider007 Take that! (209 comments)

Said a GlaxoSmithKline represntative to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.

about three weeks ago
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Elementary OS "Freya" Beta Released

outsider007 Grub-free uEFI booting (209 comments)

Well Thor might appreciate that, but I doubt Loki will.

about 2 months ago
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UAE Clerics' Fatwa Forbids Muslims From Traveling To Mars

outsider007 Re:Suicide bad (363 comments)

...and not a fetus.

about 8 months ago
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China's Jade Rabbit Lunar Rover Officially Declared Lost

outsider007 Re:The saying is true. (131 comments)

The racism is your own for assuming he's not a native engrish speaker

about 8 months ago
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China's PandaX Project Looks For Dark Matter In the Heart of a Marble Mountain

outsider007 Looking in the wrong place (62 comments)

Everyone knows the best place to find dark matter is on Uranus

about 9 months ago
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We Don't Need More Highways

outsider007 Re:Government roads (244 comments)

Americans need their own car because each one of them is manifesting their own destiny. If humanity needs to pick up the bill in terms of carbon emissions, so be it. We all know that true progress only ever happens on American time. USA, USA,

about 2 years ago
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We Don't Need More Highways

outsider007 Americans are great. (244 comments)

We love you, America, You make great movies, wonderful music videos. I hope America cures cancer so we can fill the world with more of the most carbon emitting lifeforms on the planet. Seriously, America, let's keep you guys around until we all choke to death. We really do care about you because you're the best.
Sincerely,
The rest of the world.

about 2 years ago
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For Obama, Jobs, and Zuckerberg, Boring Is Productive

outsider007 Its not about mental energy (398 comments)

He can have an aid pick his breakfast/ties if he wants, but he doesn't do that because he likes his cereal and diet cokes. He's an old man now and he's comfortable with routines. There's nothing wrong with that, it happens when you get old. Before you know it you're yelling at the secret service to wipe their feet before they enter the White House. But so what? At least he can spontaneously decide to switch his diet coke for coffee if he wanted to without risking the wrath of an interplanetary time traveling deity.

about 2 years ago
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For Obama, Jobs, and Zuckerberg, Boring Is Productive

outsider007 Re:Diet soda? (398 comments)

Maybe he wants the caffeine? Who the fuck cares if he drinks diet soda anyway?

about 2 years ago
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Intel CPU Prices Stagnate As AMD Sales Decline

outsider007 Re:Well, DUH. (252 comments)

Horseshit. If 2x cpu doesn't amount to an extra $500 of productivity for you then you're more like my grandmother than the average slashdot poster. Upgrading your hardware every 2 years is a no-brainer for anybody who actually makes a living from being productive on a computer.

about 2 years ago
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Air Force Sets First Post In Ambitious Space Fence Project

outsider007 Also... (65 comments)

It will keep out the Space Mexicans.

about 2 years ago
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Robot Snakes To Fight Cancer Via Natural Orifice Surgery

outsider007 Re:Mel Brooks Comes to Mind (73 comments)

You messed up the joke.
Doctor: At first you're going to feel a little prick.
Patient: Okay but how about buying a guy a drink first.
Doctor: No problem, but I did I also mention the robot snakes crawling through all of your orifices?

about 2 years ago
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Chattanooga's Municipal Network Doubles Down On Fiber Speeds

outsider007 Re:What do you do with this speed? (165 comments)

I've been unfortunate enough to visit Chattanooga and my guess would be streaming cock fights and incest porn.

more than 2 years ago
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Nestle's GPS Tracking Candy Campaign

outsider007 Every once in a while someone points a study by.. (172 comments)

One of these assholes saying chocolate is good for your heart. What kind of wishful thinking would lead a sane person to believe in that level of horseshit? If I knew the answer to that I could rule the world.

more than 2 years ago
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Dutch Court Rules Hyperlinks Can Constitute Infringement

outsider007 Ah, the Dutch... (203 comments)

And farting in bed can constitute an oven.

more than 2 years ago
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California's Unspoken Health Problem: Brain Parasites

outsider007 Re:Latte sucking sushi snarfing (313 comments)

According to you it's been flash frozen. You and... The Japanese!

more than 2 years ago

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