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Oracle Claims Google 'Directly Copied' Our Java Code

ozphx Re:Here we go again (SCO) (675 comments)

So things like Environment.PathSeperatorCharacter are just added for the lulz?

MonoDevelop, on *nix, with QT bindings or whatever the hell you want to use is completely seperated from Windows. Not to mention that OP was referring to C# the ECMA and ISO platform agnostic language, which runs on top of the equally platform agnostic CLI.

Yeah, Microsoft also provides some Windows specific runtime libraries. Just like they do for their C++ compiler (MFC). Does this make GCCs C++ any less viable for cross platform development? Of course not, you stupid, trolling, bearded, hippy git.

more than 4 years ago

Claimed Proof That P != NP

ozphx Re:Well, duh (457 comments)

I found most of the link fairly easy to understand. There was some complex blather about N and P - but the bits about whether I saw a rabbit or a duck, and counting triangles I found quite easy.

Also I almost won an iPad.

more than 4 years ago

Google To Add Pay To Cover a Tax For Gays

ozphx Re:Why so discriminating? (1036 comments)

But not knock the importance of what the Founders started just because they didn't go all the way.

Started? They didnt start a movement deliberately, they just wanted the British to fuck off so they could keep all the plantations and slaves and shit.

more than 4 years ago

36-Hour Lemmings Port Gets Sony Cease and Desist

ozphx Re:May I be the first to say: (268 comments)

Sony isn't preventing anyone from publishing "Stupid Badgers" which is identical to lemmings in all aspects except for a white stripe on their ass.

Some pretty seriously odd logic goes into claiming that you need a right to republish someone elses ideas, because you can't come up with your own. Stagnating? Recreating someone elses shit over and over is stagnating. Go come up with something new.

Shit, next you'll be arguing that people should have a right to rape other peoples ideas with shitty fandom scripts.... Harry Potter and The Fourteen Inch Furry - now coming to a cinema near you to enrich our culture with the drivel of some entitled bastard who can't come up with his own characters.

And false pretences? Go fuck yourself. They paid good money for Psygnosis. They bought the entire damn thing in a private business deal, which did not consider your butthurt fanboy emotions.

more than 4 years ago

Chase Bank May Drop Support of Chrome, Opera

ozphx Re:People still bank at Chase? (398 comments)

Yeah but are you seriously likely to change banks over a bloody browser?

My bank handles a couple of mortgages, physical assets in boxes, and a bunch of accounts and credit cards. Its going to be a lot easier to shove IE6 in a VM than to move all of that shit to a different bank. (Plus any break costs and stamp duties with changing the more serious shit around).

Maybe for people with no money and a passion for web standards (which I think describes most artists).

more than 4 years ago

Best Phone For a Wi-Fi-Only Location?

ozphx Businessy Crap tends to = WinMo (289 comments)

If you can stand WinMo the built in Internet Calling works fairly* well.

Its meant to be deployed as a whole-of-enterprisey customization, but you can do it with a bit of DIY (works on my HTC Diamond). You set up the config file with your SIP provider details and then flick on "Use Internet Calling: When Available". This works pretty much transparently, you dial using the normal phone shit and it goes out over SIP if in range.

If you want to receive calls you'll have to configure your phone to be connected to WiFi on standby, which will kill your battery. You may also want to install a better (or stock) wifi management utility if your branded one is a bit shit.

Not sure on complex dial plans, mine was just "everything via voip if available".

more than 4 years ago

Firefox 4.0 Beta Candidate Available

ozphx Re:more importantly (366 comments)

saying "flash sucks" because it makes your browser crash

Is absolutely correct. Flash is supposed to provide a sandbox to insulate me from content written by morons.

When (not if) flash sucks and makes your browser crash, your OS will not crash. This is because your OS doesn't suck.

The JavaScript interpreter in my browser does a similar job, but it doesn't suck. Bad JS doesn't crash my browser, and if it starts whoring CPU then I get a little box saying "This shit has been suspended for whoring CPU, but you can let it continue if you really want".

Flash sucks. If you want flashy sandboxed apps all up in your browser go with Silverlight/Moonlight.

more than 4 years ago

Adobe Finally Fixes Remote Launch 0-Day

ozphx Re:I Uninstalled Adobe Reader (82 comments)

I did this. I also uninstalled Java after getting pwned by that crap that breaks out the sandbox and manages to set your proxy to loopback before crapping on about all the "viruses" you are infected with.

Seriously only going to use addins that run in-process now - at least I slightly trust the CreateRestrictedToken API that IE8/Chrome use for tab processes.

more than 4 years ago

UK's FSA Finds No Health Benefits To Organic Food

ozphx Re:from TFA (921 comments)

One acre of land could produce 25 tons of tomatoes, 20 tons of potatoes, 15 tons of carrots...

Or a hundred tons of caged chickens.


more than 5 years ago

Researcher Trolls MMO, Surprised When Players Hate Him

ozphx Re:If it's within the rules, it's within the rules (895 comments)

Yes you can. There were bunches of CS mods which, if you 'camped' an area, would do anything from shining a bright light on you / make you emit a beeping noise, to physically launching you through the air.

Team Fortress 2 is an excellent example of coding the douchyness out of a game. Makes it less fun to be douchebag though :(

more than 5 years ago

Bike Projector Makes Lane For Rider

ozphx Re:Here's a thought... (856 comments)

Last time I checked people were getting sued $200000 for taking a $1 song, and then uploading it to 200000 of their mates.

more than 4 years ago

MS Releases Open Source Alternative To BigTable

ozphx Re:It's not an alternative to BigTable (163 comments)

Google doesn't sell/license BigTable in any way. It's used internally. I fail to see how it's possible to release an alternative to something which can't be acquired in any form.

I don't sell or licence my dick to other men in any way. It's also used internally.

However if you are looking for an alternative to my dick, you could consider buying a dildo.

Then you could put my surrogate dick in your mouth and shut the hell up. Seriously... think before you post?

more than 5 years ago

Old-School Coding Techniques You May Not Miss

ozphx Re:Some, not all... (731 comments)

Not at all. Its like a builder not understanding the chemical composition of concrete.

You are incredibly naieve if you think that by being able to implement your own hashtable or parser that you should even consider implementing it yourself. It is appropriate to understand roughly how a structure/algorithm works, and the rough complexity of various interactions.

If you really expect that you will nail a hashtable from scratch by pulling out some simple btree-and-buckets implementation, then you need a reality check. Give it a go, and then compare your nubbish attempt against the berkelydb or sqlite index implementation. Then put a naive xml parser up against a "real" one with heuristics and all that jazz.

You'll quickly find out that memorising simple implementations of trivial algorithms is a waste of your brain-space.

more than 4 years ago

Miro Asks Users To "Adopt" Lines of Source

ozphx Re:Smart FOSS Marketing! (178 comments)

Four bucks a month for a piece of software that if closed source would probably retail for around $20?

Nice try...

more than 5 years ago

The Woman Who Established Fair Use

ozphx Re:Now I know who to blame (226 comments)

Oh shit, those nasty all-caps corporations man! Perhaps we really should limit investment and economies of scale to one man's personal wealth.

While I am here, I would also like to formally opt out of replying to any hippy tripe you follow up with.

more than 5 years ago

Copyright Decision In Australia Vindicates 3d-Party EPG Provider

ozphx Re:suddenbreakoutofcommonsense Justified (66 comments)

So anyone could take your phonebook and use it as a source for his own database of a phone book.

Not strictly correct. Anyone could take the same data set and use that as a source for his own phone book. However, they generally can't take your phonebook and use it as the data source, as they would be likely copying your 'collation' of the data.

This is why, for example, map products or baseballs stats have deliberate minor inaccuracies. These are enough to prove that someone copied the data rather than collating it themselves, by aerial photos, or watching shitloads of baseball replays :P

more than 5 years ago

Human Ear Could Be Next Biometric System

ozphx Re:FFS. (154 comments)

SMS goes over the GSM control channel as plaintext. Hence the "everyone" has part.

more than 5 years ago

Are Human Beings Organisms Or Living Ecosystems?

ozphx Re:Point of view (397 comments)

To understand the torus topology, take a look at the proof presented at http://goatse.cx/ :D

more than 5 years ago



Sth Australia Bans Anonymous Election Comment

ozphx ozphx writes  |  more than 4 years ago

ozphx (1061292) writes "South Australia has become one of the few states in the world to restrict the internet under laws created by conservative Attorney-General Michael Atkinson. The law requires internet bloggers, and anyone making a comment on next month's state election, to publish their real name and postcode when commenting on the poll, or face penalties of $5000 AUD. Atkinson is also responsible for Australia banning all video games unsuitable for 15 year olds, and requiring any videos rated for those 18+ to be displayed in "title only" cases."
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