Romney Campaign Accidentally Launches Transition Web Site
This sounds like an Onion-perpetrated prank to continue their "Romney not giving up just because he lost the election" schtick.
Telehack Re-Creates the Internet of 25 Years Ago
$ finger slashdot@firstname.lastname@example.org
Baby's First TSA Patdown
Ballmer Says 90% of Chinese Users Pirate Software
I visited MS campus about 15 years ago and at the time they were fond of claiming that the Chinese government was actively pirating MS software for distribution and resale. They even went so far as to say that they owned the equipment necessary to duplicate their holographic license stickers to produce physical pirated copies for resale outside the country.
The Finns Who Invented the Graphical Browser
Maybe they'd have the record for the second one, though.
Lots of Pure Water Ice At Mars North Pole
Surely they could do better than just 95% pure!
Jerry Seinfeld Will Plug Vista
Listen Jerry. Bania's voice is the voice of a new generation. My generation.
Look, I live Seinfeld's standup and the series, but he's not exactly cutting edge anymore and not a great way to combat the Get a Mac ads.