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Republicans Block Latest Attempt At Curbing NSA Power

pitchpipe Re: So basically (424 comments)

The Republicans voted against it because the Democrats were for it.

That is the single best argument for not voting Republican that I've heard. My two year old thinks more critically than this.

2 days ago

Carmakers Promise Not To Abuse Drivers' Privacy

pitchpipe Re:My promise to automakers... (98 comments)

Automaker's promise to Bugler412: Rest assured, your data is safe* with us.

We promise to record all data in your car's on-board computer. We will then have that data automatically downloaded to our servers when you get your car serviced. No need to remove or shield the antenna, besides that would just void the warranty.

* For values of safe as defined in your Tire Pressure Monitor EULA section 18, part t, paragraph 63.

about a week ago

Scientists Discover a Virus That Changes the Brain To "Make Humans More Stupid"

pitchpipe Re:Virus Name (275 comments)

Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
To Ida Amin: I'm a idiot.
Dog, as a devil deified, lived as a god.
Solo gigolos

about two weeks ago

Pope Francis Declares Evolution and Big Bang Theory Are Right

pitchpipe Re:Haleluja ... (669 comments)

If the Pope is (according to the Catholic Church) the infallible representative of God on this earth, then logically now, how can two popes say two different things?

If you want to argue about papal infallibility it's probably wise that you understand papal infallibility and ex cathedra before uttering idiotic statements like what I quoted.

To paraphrase: If you want to argue about jibberish, it is probably wise that you understand the jibberish whereof you speak, otherwise you may sound like you are speaking jibberish.

about three weeks ago

Verizon Launches Tech News Site That Bans Stories On US Spying

pitchpipe Re:Net Neutrality Case-In-Point (145 comments)

You gotta admire the chutzpah. Even as they are saying to the FCC that they can be trusted with the authority to be the gatekeepers of the Internet, they put on a public display of their intent to inhibit public policy debate on the very issue of Net Neutrality itself.

It's not chutzpah, this just shows you just how solidly they have the political system locked up. They have the politicians and regulators so firmly bought and paid for that they are not worried about those stooges one tiny bit, D or R. Good hell, they're even going after Attorneys General with lobbyists to stifle lawsuits.

about three weeks ago

Shooting At Canadian Parliament

pitchpipe Re:OMG, if only... (529 comments)

The radicalized Brits returning home would be free radicals, right? Aren't free radicals good for your health or something?

Actually, your description is apropos. Free Radicals cause cancer, and I can't think of a more fitting metaphor for radical Islam than it is a cancer with its adherents causing it to spread.

about a month ago

China Bans "Human Flesh Searching"

pitchpipe Google: (109 comments)

Google: Fresh Humans!

Brains, brains! BRAAAAAIIINNNNSSSS!!!!

They're just trying to stop the zombie apocalypse.

about a month ago

FBI Says It Will Hire No One Who Lies About Illegal Downloading

pitchpipe Re:Polygraph (580 comments)

Right?! The FBI is essentially saying,"To determine if you are bullshitting us, we're going to send you to this bullshit artist who will then proceed to try to out-bullshit you."

Makes sense.

about a month ago

Fusion Reactor Concept Could Be Cheaper Than Coal

pitchpipe Re:Fusion isn't "expensive", it's lossy (315 comments)

It's that the energy output is less than the energy inputs.

They could fix this if they used Monster Cables.

about a month and a half ago

Fusion Reactor Concept Could Be Cheaper Than Coal

pitchpipe Re:I won't even read this because ... (315 comments)

Until they overcome the realities that containment fields break down so fast that the costs outweigh any benefit.

This is just details. /s

Fusion Reactor Concept Could Be Cheaper Than Coal

What does the headline mean "could be"? This concept is cheaper than a coal plant right now; it cost them almost nothing next to a real coal plant. Now constructing one ... that's a different story.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

about a month and a half ago

Building a Honeypot To Observe Shellshock Attacks In the Real World

pitchpipe Names (41 comments)

It seems like viruses and exploits are getting names like rock bands.

I went to VirusPalooza!!! The headliners were ShellSHOCK and Heartbleed. They were great. Also saw a bunch of others: Viruses from yesteryear like Wabbit and Creeper System, awesome viruses from the '80s CyberAIDS, Festering Hate Apple ProDOS, and Ghostball, modern stars like Stuxnet and CryptoLocker, and who could forget Y2K?!?

about a month and a half ago

Device Allows Paralyzed Rats To Walk, Human Trials Scheduled Next Summer

pitchpipe Re:the next logical step (85 comments)

However, the engineer in me can't help but think of how far they can take the cyborg theme.

Are you kidding me? Imagine having one that you could just strap on for an hour, get on a treadmill, and then read a book or surf the net while your legs did their thing. I'd exercise everyday.

Sign me up!

about 2 months ago

DuckDuckGo Now Blocked In China

pitchpipe Re:Well now (82 comments)

I thought the Chinese loved duck.

They also love Go. The name should have been foolproof.

about 2 months ago

Nvidia Sinks Moon Landing Hoax Using Virtual Light

pitchpipe Re:You can't sink a conspiracy (275 comments)

People such as moon landing hoaxers, 9/11 truthers etc. are so far gone that you could methodically tear down each and every one of their assertions, employing evidence, science, logic to beat it to a pulp and they'd still start right up with the first one again.

Sounds like a substitute for religion.

about 2 months ago

US Revamping Its Nuclear Arsenal

pitchpipe Re:What is there to renew? (342 comments)

Fissle material, explosives, lubes, seals, etc all need to be refreshed from time to time ...

Funny. That's the same thing your mom said to me.

about 2 months ago

New MRI Studies Show SSRIs Bring Rapid Changes to Brain Function

pitchpipe Re:Now all they need to do... (138 comments)

Is figure out why so many who are on SSRI's or had recently stopped taking them, become suicidal or go on shooting rampages, or both.

Seriously, what the fuck? What an idiotic, close minded, asshole of a comment...

Whoa, whoa, whoa! ...

Let's not go on a rampage here.


Sorry, I had to. For the record I agree with you.

about a month ago

Why a Chinese Company Is the Biggest IPO Ever In the US

pitchpipe Re:more direct connection to producers (191 comments)

I sure wouldn't be wanting to hang onto Amazon or Ebay stock right now (assuming either have stock, sorry I don't keep track of things like that).

If I were you, I wouldn't even take my own advice on stocks.

about 2 months ago

Google's Doubleclick Ad Servers Exposed Millions of Computers To Malware

pitchpipe Re:And they wonder why I block ads... (226 comments)

As a side note, who the fuck thought that "AdMob" would be a good name for an advertising site? "We're going to MOB you with ADS!"

Fuck Off, AdMob.

about 2 months ago



How the Internet Is Taking Away America's Religion

pitchpipe pitchpipe writes  |  about 8 months ago

pitchpipe (708843) writes "

Using the Internet can destroy your faith. That’s the conclusion of a study showing that the dramatic drop in religious affiliation in the U.S. since 1990 is closely mirrored by the increase in Internet use.

I attribute my becoming an atheist to the internet, so what the study is saying supports my anecdote. If I hadn't been exposed to all of the different arguments about religion, etc., via the internet I would probably just be another person who identifies as religious but doesn't attend services. What does Slashdot think? Have you become more religious, less religious, or about the same since being on the internet? What if you've always had it?"
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Company Deleting Facebook Page; 80% of Ad Clicks from Bots

pitchpipe pitchpipe writes  |  more than 2 years ago

pitchpipe (708843) writes "Hey everyone, we're going to be deleting our Facebook page in the next couple of weeks, but we wanted to explain why before we do ... We built our own analytic software. Here's what we found: on about 80% of the clicks Facebook was charging us for, JavaScript wasn't on ... The 80% of clicks we were paying for were from bots. That's correct. Bots were loading pages and driving up our advertising costs."
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Antarctica Experiment Discovers Puzzling Space Ray

pitchpipe pitchpipe writes  |  more than 4 years ago

pitchpipe (708843) writes "A puzzling pattern in the cosmic rays bombarding Earth from space has been discovered by an experiment buried deep under the ice of Antarctica.

[...]it turns out these particles are not arriving uniformly from all directions. The new study detected an overabundance of cosmic rays coming from one part of the sky, and a lack of cosmic rays coming from another."

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Book says White House ordered forgery

pitchpipe pitchpipe writes  |  more than 6 years ago

pitchpipe (708843) writes "Pulitzer Prize winning reporter, Ron Suskind, claims that the White House ordered the CIA to forge a back-dated, handwritten letter from the head of Iraqi intelligence to Saddam Hussein. Suskind writes in "The Way of the World," to be published Tuesday, that the alleged forgery was designed to portray a false link between Hussein's regime and al Qaeda as a justification for the Iraq war.

Remember the news then, that "Mohammad Atta had actually trained for his mission in Iraq.""

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Parents Pick Prayer Over Docs; Girl Dies

pitchpipe pitchpipe writes  |  more than 6 years ago

pitchpipe (708843) writes "From the article

WESTON, Wis. (AP) — Police are investigating an 11-year-old girl's death from an undiagnosed, treatable form of diabetes after her parents chose to pray for her rather than take her to a doctor.
Sometimes I think we are regressing."

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