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Man Uses Drake Equation To Explain Girlfriend Woes

schnits0r Big Bang Theory (538 comments)

Wasn't this done on the big bang theory?

more than 4 years ago
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Stars Could Shine In Many Universes

schnits0r time cube? (309 comments)

NO God mentality can Know my 4 Day Cube. No Bible Word equals my TimeCubed Earth. How Stupid - Pay to worship Queer as a God. Mom and Dad created you as a Trinity, the Mirror of opposite brain meld into "We" Ego. Your body is of their Creation, honor "We".

more than 6 years ago

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schnits0r schnits0r writes  |  more than 9 years ago

I'll say this, and you can quote on me on it, that Crystal obviously doesn't have the brains the gods gave a gnat. It she doesn't see that her "boyfriend" is going to leave her at the nearest opportunity, then she clearly doesn't deserve to pass on her genetic material. She should put the kid up for adoption pronto, in the hopes it can lead other than one of grinding poverty.

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schnits0r schnits0r writes  |  more than 9 years ago

~Nathan~ http://tinyurl.com/54nha
Heather says:
*giggles*
~Nathan~ http://tinyurl.com/54nha --buy my album, 10$ USD (incl S&H) says:
I nered you to help me with the story
Heather says:
sounds good as it is. XD
~Nathan~ http://tinyurl.com/54nha --buy my album, 10$ USD (incl S&H) says:
hmmm....one sec I'll tinhk of something
~Nathan~ http://tinyurl.com/54nha --buy my album, 10$ USD (incl S&H) says:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/pixiedancer/173829.html?view=353541#t353541
~Nathan~ http://tinyurl.com/54nha --buy my album, 10$ USD (incl S&H) says:
opinion?
Heather says:
LMAO
~Nathan~ http://tinyurl.com/54nha --buy my album, 10$ USD (incl S&H) says:
is it that good?
Heather says:
Yes
~Nathan~ http://tinyurl.com/54nha --buy my album, 10$ USD (incl S&H) says:
offensive as hell to cat lovers?
Heather says:
*giggles* yes.
Heather says:
Well, I gtg now
Heather says:
See ya. ^^
~Nathan~ http://tinyurl.com/54nha --buy my album, 10$ USD (incl S&H) says:
bye
~Nathan~ http://tinyurl.com/54nha --buy my album, 10$ USD (incl S&H) says:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/agnieszka/251923.html?view=1114899#t1114899 one more

~Nathan~ http://tinyurl.com/54nha --buy my album, 10$ USD (incl S&H) says:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/32_oz_copper/42424.html?view=9656#t9656 --like this
Heather says:

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schnits0r schnits0r writes  |  more than 9 years ago

my god, you reminded me the "cookie" game when i was a kid... ever played it? it went like this: there was a cookie and we would masturbate and cum on the cookie. the last one had to eat it. i never lost because i am gay so looking at five boys masturbating always turned me on. incidentally, i own a mac today. i am that gay. interesting story, isn't it?

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schnits0r schnits0r writes  |  more than 9 years ago

spE4Ce pREtZEL01: how do I end up being a therapist for all my old gfs
OMGIMJ4KE: comes with the territory
OMGIMJ4KE: same thing happened with mine
spE4Ce pREtZEL01: not that I mind, I love 'em all
spE4Ce pREtZEL01: collect 'em, trade 'em, show 'em to your friends
OMGIMJ4KE: gotta catch em all
spE4Ce pREtZEL01: Wendymon, I choose you! Bipolar attack!
OMGIMJ4KE: "Im happy! Now im sad!"
OMGIMJ4KE: Monster is confused!

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schnits0r schnits0r writes  |  more than 9 years ago It doesn't take much more then a bored college student, and an ounce of pot to spawn a new warez network.

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schnits0r schnits0r writes  |  more than 9 years ago

A: "Debian is all old!"
B: "Yes, but it's stable and it rulez in professional environments where you can't crash"
C: "Um, but Red Hat has pro support, if you're a pro"
B: "You can buy support from vendors"
D: "Don't people realize stable means stable, and testing means testing and it's wonderful that there are so many options?"
E: "My Gentoo system rox!"
A,C,D: link to sites like funroll-loops.org
F: Hypes up debian-based Knoppix.
G: Hypes up debian-based Ubuntu.
A: "Debian testing is still old, I need new"
B: 'You could try gentoo, you unfaithful kid".
yadda yadda yadda.

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schnits0r schnits0r writes  |  more than 9 years ago "It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion." It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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schnits0r schnits0r writes  |  more than 9 years ago Emacs reminds me of Street Fighter II, you have to hit all kinds of buttons just to do the most trivial things.

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schnits0r schnits0r writes  |  more than 10 years ago Brocks Law: /prov./ [MSN] "As a MSN debate or argument grows longer, the probability of a reference to an event that has not happened, or has nothing to do with the discussion at hand approaches one."

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schnits0r schnits0r writes  |  more than 10 years ago

"What is good anime to watch on a date?"
-actual question asked at a love advice forum.
hex files
I suggested the cool devices series.
trust me, hex files
3 witches seduce men and fuck their brains out
cool devices is much more raunchy. Orgies, incest, rape, drugs, rock music, and satan deamon tenticle scat urine rape. the only weird shit they are missing is beastiality
yeah but see I wouldn't do that on a first date deal
ahah
I'd go with hex files or japanese sailor moon porn
start light then judge her reactions then go heavy
lol
I'm so submitting this to bash.org
by all meansd
its just like when you finger a chick
you start with 1 finger, then go to 2, then 3, then the whole hand/fist
then eventually you move into a football

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schnits0r schnits0r writes  |  more than 10 years ago "hey you stupid goths! get out here so I can beat you until your blood forms depressing poetry on the pavement"

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