The Inevitable Death of the Internet Troll
The internet usage of the term 'troll' derives not from the mythical Scandinavian beast but from a fishing term - to 'troll' is to drag a baited line behind a slowly moving boat. A troll typically inserts an off-topic, extraneous or inflammatory message or comment into an online forum and sits back and watches the suckers bite. The 'trolls' making the news at the moment are more accurately described as 'wankers.'
Why China Is Worried About Japan's Plutonium Stocks
Back in those days, the Nazi's weren't as concerned with grammar.
I see what you did there =8^)
California Regulators Tell Ride-Shares No Airport Runs
As Michael Flanders once said, "It's actually been calculated it is safer to fly than it is to cross the road. Mind you, I gave that up years ago where I live, in Kensington near the air terminal. They have these airline buses whizzing about, you know. I think the drivers have instructions to keep the statistics favourable!"
Moon Swirls May Inspire Revolution In the Science of Deflector Shields
I cannae change the laws of physics! I've got to have thirty minutes!
America 'Has Become a War Zone'
Well, fuck, that explains it!
The other sheriff quoted in the article is Sheriff Cox. With names like those, they probably need heavy weaponry to suppress the local mockery.
Open Source Robot OS Finds Niches From Farms To Space
I for one welcome our robotic space-lettuce-farming overlords.
Thai Police: We'll Get You For Online Social Media Criticism
Don't think that Thailand is unique. It could happen in your country too if you don't take action to prevent it.
Ear Grown From Van Gogh DNA On Display
So as a follow-up to this success, what other missing body parts will they be growing? Jerry Garcia's middle finger? Heather Mills' leg? Rick Allen's left arm? George W Bush's brain?
Google To Close Its American Moto X Factory
Every American is entitled to own a house with three bathrooms and drive five cars.
Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:
a heated kidney-shaped pool,
a microwave oven (don't watch the food cook!),
a Dyna-Gym (I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home),
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoe tree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Mercury Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mack truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
China Looks To Linux As Windows Alternative
A tablet is the thing I need to take take every time I have to use Windows.
B-52 Gets First Full IT Upgrade Since 1961
Let's play Global Thermonuclear War.
Why I'm Sending Back Google Glass
I have a large collection of interesting shots of my life now.
Yeah, I love all the shots of traffic and your rabbit's bedding. Priceless memories there.
Now, if the rabbit had a pancake on its head...
Rubik's Cube: 40 Years Old and Never Meant To Be a Toy
No, it means "My hovercraft is full of eels"
Study: Earthlings Not Ready For Alien Encounters, Yet
The main reason we are not ready to meet aliens is that a large proportion of our population would shoot them, just to see how many points they got.
Actual Results of Crimean Secession Vote Leaked
Russian intelligence operatives along with Spetnaz Russian special forces out of uniform are occupying Ukrainian government offices. They are doing so with the assistance of several prominent Ukrainian oligarchs that backed and supported Yankovitch.
Weird Al is behind this? Now it's beginning to make sense.
Actual Results of Crimean Secession Vote Leaked
Indeed; they also know that the only way to ensure that Russia sells their oil to Europe would be to start a land war in Asia, and as we all should well know, you never want to be involved in a land war in Asia.
unless ... you're the Mongols
ISS Studies Show Bacteria From Earth Could Colonize Mars
we just should infect mars with life and watch life do it's thing , it would find a way to survive and may be even invent new ways and form a new type of creatures in millions of years ! you don't have to gain any thing just find a way to infect it with life
What could possibly go wrong?
SanDisk Announces 4TB SSD, Plans For 8TB Next Year
My friend has terabytes of it, no lie. He just has it downloading from file sharing software in the background 24/7. Doesn't even watch most of it. Just has it "just in case he gets horny and has no internet"
For those eventualities, I recommend he tries an alternative device called a "girlfriend".
Bill Gates & Twitter Founders Put "Meatless" Meat To the Test
At least Bill Gates is the man with the right track record here. For decades he's been selling something that looks just like real software and millions of consumers have bought it and not been able to tell the difference.
Mathematical Proof That the Cosmos Could Have Formed Spontaneously From Nothing
Whats in the empty space that our universe is expanding to? WHERE IS FLIGHT 370!>!>!>!>!
Never mind Flight MH370, where are my car keys?