One-Way Ticket to Mars?
I would be willing to volunteer for a one-way trip to the Red Planet. Crazy? Probably. Suicide? Who knows. Incredible opportunity? Darn right. Give me 5 or more years of notice, a hefty paycheck for those years ($1 million-ish, to toss out a figure) and I would be willing to board the ship on a one-way trip there.
Andy, you got yourself a crewmate! I only require a copy of the Google cache and updates by radio. And I can leave as soon as Thursday evening.
Hell, anything to get off a planet in which John Walsh has a talk show...