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Customer : LCD panel cracked. Left third of screen inop. Needs replacement. [An agent will be with you shortly.] [You are now chatting with Sean Niel.] Sean Niel : Welcome to HP Total Care for Notebook support. My name is Sean. Please give me a few moments while I review your issue description.
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Sean Niel : Hi, Customer Sean Niel : How are you doing today? Customer : decent I spose....you? Sean Niel : I am doing great. thank you Customer : good to hear Customer : as you can probably guess...my laptop took a tumble off a table.... Sean Niel : I would require few details about your product. Customer : model DV4T-1400....sn |||removed||| Sean Niel : Thank you very much. Sean Niel : Please provide the product number as well Customer : I'm usually not quite so clumsy....some dillweed ran into me at starbucks.... Product nuber |||removed||| Customer : *product number Sean Niel : Thank you. Sean Niel : May I know which operating system is currently installed on the computer? Is it Microsoft XP or VISTA? Customer : Vista 64 Customer : it really is just the physical screen though. Machine itself operates correctly. Sean Niel : As I understand the issue, the LCD panel of the notebook is cracked and you want to replace it. Am I correct? Customer : yes please Sean Niel : Customer, please note that if it a customer induce damage then there will be a repairing cost associated even if the unit is covered under the warranty. Customer : Yes. I understand. It stinks. While I wish it would cover it, I do understand that it is virtually impossible to crack an lcd without some sort of physical trauma. Customer : ---- Is computer repair expert for military. On assignment now, actually. Sean Niel : Yes HP have some provision for military persons to get their notebook repaired. Customer : If I were at home, I'd be able to replace the unit myself....but I don't think I can here. I don't have my home tool bench. I cannot ethicly use the military tools to fix a personal laptop. Sean Niel : Alright, what you can do is that please ship your notebook to the nearest HP store then we will ship your notebook for bench. Sean Niel : repair. Customer : Well....I am in Knoxville Tennesee right now.... Sean Niel : Or they will be able to guide you through the process. Sean Niel : Or you can directly send this notebook to your US address. Customer : Well...I need to know where to send it and how much money to send along. Customer : I'm sure you can understand googling HP and tennesee doesn't really do much good. Sean Niel : You can send this notebook anywhere in North America then we will ship your notebook from the address that you have provided. Sean Niel : HP service center will notify you what best can they do to solve the issue this might include the free of repairing of the notebook. Customer : Sean....I don't know if you have my 'history' in front of you..... Customer : but the reason I HAVE this laptop is because those fine service techs that work for HP lost my laptop for several weeks and could not find it. Customer : They could not fix it because they could not find it. Customer : So you can understand my hesitation to just randomly pick someplace with HP in the name and mail it in. Customer : I don't give a crap where it goes. Just as long as once it is signed for, it is not lost again and comes back within 7 days. Customer : I'm away from home, and this is my only civilian computer for enjoyment purposes. Customer : I don't have a month and a half to dork around with service techs and customer support guys. Sean Niel : Customer, could you please give me the country name you are currently residing? Customer : Knoxville, Tennessee --- USA Sean Niel : Okay, could you please give me the ZIP Code? Customer : 37777 Sean Niel : Thank you for the information. Customer : yw Sean Niel : Thank you for being online. I appreciate your patience. Sean Niel : Here is the link where you can find the nearest HP service center in your city. Customer : and I appreciate you actually listening.:) Sean Niel : Thank you. Sean Niel : Please click on the link below to view the document. Sean Niel : http://h20465.www2.hp.com/GPL/search.aspx?language_code=en&country_code=us&SearchType=SSP Sean Niel : This should help you to solve the issue. Customer : well....that certainly is a disappointing handoff. Customer : I'm out to 1500 miles so far. Customer : I don't suppose you could just tell me one. Customer : or better yet, take my address and mail me a box. Customer : nothign within 2200 miles Customer :... Customer :... Customer : or is it just HP's new policy to make it difficult to fix things Sean Niel : I understand how trying the situation is and I would like to assure you that your satisfaction is our primary goal. Customer : Well Sean....I have now used that search funtion you listed out to 5000 miles. That is pretty much around the damned world. Customer : *function Customer : Either you need to do better at taht whole satisfaction thing, or pass me to someone who can actually DO something Sean Niel : Customer, as I said above, we can ship your notebook from North America. Customer : If I weren't willing to pay $$ to fix this damn thing, I would not have admitted to having let it hit the floor. Great impacts are obviously not covered under warranty. I need to know where to send it and how much it will cost. Customer : Well that certainly is nice to know, as I am frickin IN north america.\ Customer : This isn't a third world country. Customer : your 'tool' doesn't list anything within 5000 miles. Sean Niel : The repairing cost would be approx $398+tx. Sean Niel : Tax* Customer : bullshit Customer : I can buy a new one for that Customer : that plastic and aluminum screen, in materials and labor costs, is about 45 dollars. Customer : You generally have a 45-60 percent markup. Customer : I'm a dell certified technician also. I can't believe your costs are SOOO much higher than theirs. If they were, then you couldn't sell a laptop for less than about $1800. Sean Niel : I am sorry to say this is what the above $398+tax cost is associated with repair. Customer : Sean, I am willing to pay. And I want to, but I"m not letting you take me like I'm some sort of sucker Customer : what is your supervisor's phone number? Customer : or do I need to pull out the level 2 guy's number again for something this silly? I think his name was Zebulon. Customer : 400 bucks for a screen is criminal and you know it. Sean Niel : HP Total Care phone support in the US call 1-800-474-6836. Business hours are 24 hours a day, 7 days a week for the additional information. Customer : what a cop out Customer : So....you can't get me a supervisor? Customer : somebody with some integrity? Customer : You have definitely insulted my intelligence and made me very angry by now Sean Niel : Customer, I have already provided you all the possible ways to get your notebook repaired. Customer : I've been chatting with you for over 35 minutes...and the best information you can give me is that you want to charge $400 for a $60 part, and that there is and HP 800 number. You can't even give me an address within 5000 miles to mail it to. Customer : you haven't provided me anything Customer : I copy and pasted the entire text so far into a word document that I fully intend to put on a few message boards. Sean Niel : I am really sorry Customer. Customer : You really, honestly, are incapable of hollering down the hall, or standing up, and asking for your supervisor.....and you are also totally incapable of telling me an address to mail it to....and also incapable of issueing me a case number or RMA #..... Customer : wow Customer : and you told me you were having a good day Sean Niel : Please use this activity ID: |||removed||| as a reference. Customer : thank you Sean Niel : Once you close the chat you would get an option to save or exit. At that time you could click on the save option and save the entire chat transcript. Customer : however, as an 'activity ID'....I don't think that means much. I'm not new to this process, I do it professionaly (with 'gold support') all the time. Customer : you should be embarrassed Sean Niel : Customer, using this activity id you can contact us again if you need further assitance. Sean Niel : Are you with me? Please tell me if you are able to view my messages? Customer : yes Sean Niel : I sincerely appreciate your willingness and patience to work with me on this issue. Sean Niel : Thank you for your valuable time and patience. Customer : I am just totally blown away by your lack of abilities. Customer : Usually I go on the chat....list a serial number and other id..... Customer : say what is wrong with it Customer : tell them whether or not I have time to take care of it myself or whether they should send an on-site tech over..... Customer : and wait for a bill for the thigns that are out of warranty Customer : It is a 10 minute process Customer : And I don't usually get quoted outrageous prices Sean Niel : This is the HP policy. Customer : must be new Customer : I didn't know HP policy was to hide addresses and waste people and employee time Customer : you want to forward me a copy of that policy memo? Sean Niel : We apologize for the inconvenience. Customer : I'm not sure you'd pass the Touring test.:) Customer : excuse me....Turing test Sean Niel : Customer, is there anything else I can help you with? Customer : I don't know...is there? You haven't helped me at all yet. Sean Niel : I am just following the HP policies. Sean Niel : Thank you for contacting HP Total Care Real-Time chat support. If you need further assistance, please contact us again at: http://www.hp.com/support/chat Chat support is available 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week. For information on keeping your HP and Compaq products up and running, please visit our Web site at: http://www.hp.com/go/totalcare
Sean Niel : I will now close our Chat session. Please contact us if you have any additional questions or if you require further clarification.
My account was un-frozen immediately after my last journal entry. Over the last Month, I've gotten to moderate at least 3 times. Isn't that a little bit much? Could my 'karma' possibly have dipped so low? I still say my lockout was bullhonkey - and I did indeed have several extremely valuable things to say at the time. Too bad that specialized knowledge was just flushed down the net-toilet. Oh well. Apparently my karma is excellent now...which it has always been...but now I am more than excellent...I am regular moderator. Silly me. I think I'm getting paid back for my time off with more slashdot work.
I'm still waiting for my post restriction to be up. Seriously, I have 3 flaimbait moderated posts...in the last 6 months...and I am banned from posting.
Two posts were related, and only clarifying a position...and definitely did NOT meat any of the 'flamebait' moderation reasons from the help files (which I did recently read for the first time in several years).
One post was definitely flameworthy, as I was complaining about how stupid it was that a campus newspaper article about stupid college pranks got onto slashdot. Really, we all did wonderful pranks with nebulous legality in college, none of them is national/world news.
Due to excessive bad posting from this IP or Subnet, comment posting has temporarily been disabled. If it's you, consider this a chance to sit in the timeout corner . If it's someone else, this is a chance to hunt them down. If you think this is unfair, please email firstname.lastname@example.org with your MD5'd IPID and SubnetID, which are "c0915c1a5bf954b3bebd2b00cf5e00fb" and "e71076a98558bb13ec3e4dfd7f7385a6" and (optionally, but preferably) your IP number "126.96.36.199" and your username "skogs".
skogs writes | more than 10 years ago
Oh my gosh. this must be the strangest thing I can imagine. Sure, there have got to be lots of people in microsoft that read slashdot...so they know the general feeling about them in here. Are they trying to dull the blade of the sword that will kill them?
Honestly, Microsoft...the end is coming for you. Linux and MAC will both remove you from your throne. Stolen copies of longhorn in india? I think that will be the biggest market deployment you will have for longhorn. Honestly...in two years from now when you want to release longhorn...remember what happened when windows 95 came out? Made everything from 1993 look pretty lame. In two years, Linux will make windows look pretty lame.
"The government debt remained at 102 percent of gross domestic product (GDP) at the end of the first half, much higher than both the OECD average of 76% and the European Union average of 72%" -Israel
Good business? Heres the USA's Debt Clock and some graphs that show the USA's debt was only around 60%(look at the one on the bottom)...which is better than those other astronomical numbers. Makes me glad I am not constantly at war.
Yippee! I finally got a submission accepted to slashdot!
skogs writes | more than 10 years ago
Red Hat Linux 9 Unleashed is a great book, and I reviewed it. Learned a lot. Am playing quite a bit...and now it is going on slashdot. I am excited. Get down. I am geeky.
skogs writes | more than 10 years ago
I am super excited to start puting together a new system. I want dual monitors, a sweet video card, and a big fat box that glows and pulsates.
That might be too much to ask though. The wife might vote all that down in commitee and just stick me with a new game. I think I want MOO3.:)
skogs writes | more than 11 years ago
There has been a lot of posting about Linux on the XBox, but I am much less adventerous and way too cheap to buy a brand spanky new xbox. But Simcountry has an incredibly in depth and hopelessly nerd centric game that I can play with the glories of Opera/IE/Netscape. They simulate an entire world right down to each country's roadmap and social security payments...and they do it on linux. It takes almost 12 full hours of processing to make each world go thru one month of activity. I wonder where they fell on this list of favorite linux games.
All servers are dual processor units running everybody's favorite free operating system:linux. You can see how it all works. And see me.
skogs writes | more than 11 years ago
> Simcountry has now been officially notified that I would like to post on slashdot about their incredibly in depth and hopelessly nerd centric game.
I messaged the webmaster and asked if he thought that they could handle the onslaught of a/.ing. They run 4 servers that simply turn numbers and actually run the game(one for each 'world')...and 2 servers for admin/user validations and page formations. All servers are dual processor units running everybody's favorite free operating system:linux. You can see how it all works.