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Bash To Require Further Patching, As More Shellshock Holes Found

sl3xd Re:Quick check string (322 comments)

Does it have to be soda, and does it have to be in the head?

What about a nice, hot cup of McDonalds Coffee in the crotch?

OK, fine... But I'm going to pick a soda with the stickiest ingredients available.


Forest Service Wants To Require Permits For Photography

sl3xd Re:Yet another out-of-control govt agency (299 comments)

Dogs have been eugenically engineered by humans for tens of thousands of years, and are therefore an artificial life form. They usually eat food that comes from a factory, and is artificial. Since you have an artificial life form eating artificial food, it's excreting artificial poop. Its urine is water that has been polluted by artificial processes. Hence the impact study.

By some definitions, anything created by a human is artificial, so all of our bodily wastes are artificial.

4 days ago

Euclideon Teases Photorealistic Voxel-Based Game Engine

sl3xd Re:Where's my dinosaur? (131 comments)

The museum of natural history?

If Skyrim has skeleton archers and beserkers, why not skeleton dinosaurs?

4 days ago

Users Report Warping of Apple's iPhone 6 Plus

sl3xd good luck with that (421 comments)

Remember the 2008 Apple that overheated constantly because Steve Jobs didn't like fans?

Actually, no...

Which model is that? The Macbook Air came out around that time, but it has fans.

about a week ago

Users Report Warping of Apple's iPhone 6 Plus

sl3xd Not just iPhone (421 comments)

I'm convinced the 'SapphireGlass' display 'leaks' were iPhone-6 sized prototypes for the tempered glass screen protectors sold by a variety of manufacturers, for pretty much every model of smartphone.

Zagg, for instance boasts theirs has a hardness of 9H, which is in the same range as Sapphire.

about a week ago

ISIS Bans Math and Social Studies For Children

sl3xd Re:they will defeat themselves (973 comments)

Also known as the global strategy of how to handle North Korea.

North Korea is resource poor, bankrupt, and starving - it took decades to build up nuclear capabilities, but they did it.

ISIL has oil, and lots of it. Sure, you could make selling their oil 'illegal' like blood diamonds, but the strategy didn't stop DeBeers from trading blood diamonds, and it won't stop the oil companies.

ISIL may not be able to obtain nukes, but they are well funded enough to do other terrible things to nations who would just as soon ignore them.

about two weeks ago

UCLA, CIsco & More Launch Consortium To Replace TCP/IP

sl3xd Re:Great idea at the concept stage. (254 comments)

I'm really not sure about the "not replacing IPv4"...

Most Comcast customers have IPv6 now, and it's been silently working for quite some time.

I've taken the time to instrument my connection, and a lot of my traffic is IPv6. (The lion's share of bandwidth is IPv6, but that's easy to pin on Netflix.)

about three weeks ago

Cause of Global Warming 'Hiatus' Found Deep In the Atlantic

sl3xd Re:Well, at last (465 comments)

...the vulcanism under the oceans..

There's a religious sect that lives under our oceans that practices the philosophy of logic and supression of emotions!?!

Sweet. Maybe we can get them to get our government to do something logical for a change.

about a month ago

The People Who Are Still Addicted To the Rubik's Cube

sl3xd I still like cubing... (100 comments)

I never really stopped liking the Rubik's cube. The remarkable thing I've found is the explosion of nxn cubes made by companies other than Rubik's - each with a very different feel (and much better performance).

In my opinion, the Rubik's brand are the worst available - overpriced, and literally painful to use for more than a few twists. Even a cheap $3 knockoff is a vastly superior mechanical design.

Modern speedcubes (non-Rubik's) are a lot more fun: your hands aren't hurting because the cube is painfully stiff or constantly locking up because of a tiny misalignment. The stickers don't peel up from a few minute's use... And they still cost less than the Rubik's brand.

about 5 months ago

Mozilla CEO Firestorm Likely Violated California Law

sl3xd What good is free speech... (1116 comments)

What good is freedom of speech if you can't speak your mind without being vilified by everyone?

de Tocquerville even warned that freedom of speech is useless unless the speaker is allowed to voice their view without being persecuted for it.

He even closed "Democracy in America" with: "Tyranny in democratic republics does not proceed in the same way, however. It ignores the body and goes straight for the soul. The master no longer says: You will think as I do or die. He says: You are free not to think as I do. You may keep your life, your property, and everything else. But from this day forth you shall be as a stranger among us. You will retain your civic privileges, but they will be of no use to you. For if you seek the votes of your fellow citizens, they will withhold them, and if you seek only their esteem, they will feign to refuse even that. You will remain among men, but you will forfeit your rights to humanity. When you approach your fellow creatures, they will shun you as one who is impure. And even those who believe in your innocence will abandon you, lest they, too, be shunned in turn. Go in peace, I will not take your life, but the life I leave you with is worse than death.”

Freedom of speech is useless without the tolerance to allow a person's views to be heard, without persecution. Unless you can voice your view without persecution, "You will retain your civic privileges, but they will be of no use to you" is literally true - you can voice your view, but you will suffer for it, what good is it?

It's perversion of the spirit of the first amendment to say "You have freedom of speech, but not freedom from its consequence."

I may not like what I consider ignorant drek spouted by Neo-Nazis, KKK, certain Westboro Baptist Church members, etc. I may think they are personally the worst filth humanity has to offer. But I am willing to fight to give them the right to spew their bile and to protect them from those who seek to silence them by whatever means necessary. Anything less amounts to tyranny by the majority.

And that's precisely what is being done here - Eich voiced a view - years ago, and now that what was then the minority is now the majority, he is being punished for it.

The very cornerstone of freedom of speech is being willing to protect those whose views we hate, and the ability to exercise their right without fear of backlash or persecution.

I'm not saying Eich is left starving... far from it. The point is that nobody should feel a threat to their person, livelihood, or property because their views -- however unpopular, ignorant, or wrong -- are expressed.

about 6 months ago

Five-Year-Old Uncovers Xbox One Login Flaw

sl3xd They were busy (196 comments)

I'm sure the reason the reward was so paltry was because the rest of the reward went to cleaning the development team's underwear.

about 6 months ago

Facebook To Begin Deploying Btrfs

sl3xd There may be, but... (115 comments)

There may be such a button, but since the code will be stored on btrfs, it'll corrupt itself in a few months and disappear.

about 6 months ago

Facebook To Begin Deploying Btrfs

sl3xd And an active development... (115 comments)

It also has an active development community; the git repo has regular and frequent commits (for a filesystem). ZFS on Linux seems to test more and release less often -- a fact I appreciate as I haven't lost a single bit of data on my ZFS filesystems, but have lost entire btrfs filesystems multiple times. (Yeah, sure, btrfs is "experimental" and will eat your data... so why is Facebook even thinking about using it?)

about 6 months ago

Facebook To Begin Deploying Btrfs

sl3xd What difference would the GPL make to ZFS? (115 comments)

It would be the biggest "fuck you" in the history of open source if ORACLE licensed ZFS as GPLv3 only, as the license would still be incompatible with the Linux Kernel.

The whole reason the CDDL was chosen by Sun was to be incompatible with GPLv2. Oddly enough, the GPLv3 is incompatible with GPLv2 as well.

From a license persepective, it makes no useful difference, as you'd taint the kernel with an incompatible license to run the code whether it's GPLv3 or CDDL.

about 6 months ago

Facebook To Begin Deploying Btrfs

sl3xd And facebook will be burnt (115 comments)

Not that anybody'll really notice, but I have a feeling that Facebook's backup and recovery system is queuing up for a stress test.

Having lost data with BTRFS multiple times on my disk array (as recently as last month), I have no confidence in it. The best thing I can say about btrfs is is that it was able to tell me that it had lost data. Not many filesystems do that; but ZFS on Linux has been rock solid for years, and not only tells me if data has been lost, but actually preserves the data as well.

about 6 months ago

NSA General Counsel Insists US Companies Assisted In Data Collection

sl3xd Yahoo CEO's term (103 comments)

Traitors, the lot of them.

Unfortunately, there are multiple ways of finding the 'traitor' here...

I seem to recall Yahoo's CEO saying something along the lines of "If I discuss government surveillance programs, I go to prison as a traitor; if I don't comply with them, I'm also a traitor." (obviously paraphrased)

So if you're damned if you do, and damned if you don't, I'd go with the one that doesn't involve a very public slam-dunk federal crime.

This is especially true with our current legislature (both houses, all parties), as well as multiple executives (both R and D), whom have voted to make the surveillance legal, and a Supreme Court that has also sided with the other two branches.

I can't really fault anyone faced with that decision.

The law as it currently stands may be horrible, but it is still the law, and the only way out is for voters to elect leaders who want to remove it.

about 6 months ago

OpenSUSE 13.2 To Use Btrfs By Default

sl3xd Lost data recently (91 comments)

I've lost data recently with btrfs, in the past two weeks. Redundant metadata & data didn't help me. Neither did the snapshots.

Thankfully, I had a backup of the data.

So my review of btrfs: Not ready. Slow. May eat your data.

about 6 months ago

Apple Refuses To Unlock Bequeathed iPad

sl3xd Ability to unlock != ability to authenticate. (465 comments)

The ability to unlock isn't the same thing as the ability to authenticate. Many documents (such as a will, death certificate, and notes from a legal professional) are easily and commonly forged. Fraudsters use this route all the time to pull identity theft.

A court order, on the other hand, is positively verifiable.

Here, I think any company (Apple or otherwise, be it a bank, Google, Amazon, whatever) is damned if they do, damned if they don't, so they aught to go with the most secure option.

about 7 months ago

Apple Refuses To Unlock Bequeathed iPad

sl3xd But they do... (465 comments)

Apple should have no skin in this game, they don't own any part of it.

Has anyone stopped for a second to consider that there are a lot of attempts to use social engineering tactics to get into a person's account, and/or unlock a stolen device?

Apple gets reamed when a prominent user's account is hacked using similar social engineering tactics, but is supposed to let it pass when someone uses easily forged documents?

I give Kudos to Apple (or anyone else) for being pedantic about authentication. Court orders are far more difficult to forge than a death certificate or a letter from a solicitor.

about 7 months ago


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