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Blackberry CEO: Net Neutrality Means Mandating Cross-Platform Apps

slashdice nice try asshole (307 comments)

Let's start by re-releasing the QNX source code as open source. You know, like it was before you cocksuckers bought it.

Choke on a bag of dicks.

about a week ago
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Blackberry CEO: Net Neutrality Means Mandating Cross-Platform Apps

slashdice Re:Please develop for my dying platform! (307 comments)

Yo dawg, I heard you liked rumors so I made another rumor about your rumor.

about a week ago
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Is D an Underrated Programming Language?

slashdice Re:COBOL (383 comments)

That's the funny thing about languages like D or Go or Rust that try to replace C. C programmers don't use them. If they get any adoption its from elsewhere (rust seems to be hyped by haskell and rubes, Go by pythonistas)

about two weeks ago
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Librem: a Laptop Custom-Made For Free/Libre Software

slashdice Does anybody give a shit? (229 comments)

I mean, Richard Stallman is the only person that cares, and this isn't extreme enough for him.

about two weeks ago
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Justified: Visual Basic Over Python For an Intro To Programming

slashdice node.js (647 comments)

it's javascript, so any idiot can use it. And "idiot who works for cheap" should be your number 1 criteria for someone writing back-end server code. (Yes, believe it or not, there are people too stupid to "learn" php.) That's what makes it webscale(tm).

about two weeks ago
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Justified: Visual Basic Over Python For an Intro To Programming

slashdice Re:This guy hasn't done his research. (647 comments)

The VB compiler is written in VB. C compilers are written in C. Why isn't Python written in Python? But maybe you know more than the people who know it the best, the core developers!

about two weeks ago
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The Fixes Sony's DualShock 4 Controller Still Needs

slashdice based on the title (59 comments)

I expected some sort of stupid Bennett Hasselhoff rant. You know that joke? "The food tastes terrible! And the portions are too small!" Yeah, that's slashdot and sony.

about two weeks ago
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Why Run Linux On Macs?

slashdice MkLinux is pretty good (592 comments)

No offense, ninnle linux, but mklinux is pretty good. It's linux on top of the mach microkernel. (Think of it as a "fuck you" to gnu/hurd, though that's not why it exists :-). Since it's sponsored by Apple, it works better on Apple hardware than the stock linux kernel. Maybe now that Linux is using OS X and Sublime Text for linux development, we'll get better Macintosh support in the mainline kernel? Anyhow, mklinux is pretty cool.

about two weeks ago
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Systemd's Lennart Poettering: 'We Do Listen To Users'

slashdice Re: RMSDS (551 comments)

There are plenty of Stallman parties. You know, people with one issue and one answer. "If we legalize meth, we can eliminate the deficit" (Legalize Meth Party). "If we lower the age of consent to 11, we can end the recession" (Lower the Age of Consent to 11 Party) "If we stick our thumb up our ass, we can bring peace to the middle east" (Thumb Up Our Ass Party). Democans and Republicrats start looking pretty good when those clowns are invited to the debates.

about two weeks ago
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Google Glass Is Dead, Long Live Google Glass

slashdice just like slashdot beta (141 comments)

or slashdot, for that matter. might as well just mod_redirect this shit to goatse or dice.com

about two weeks ago
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Is Kitkat Killing Lollipop Uptake?

slashdice Re:Competition (437 comments)

And you didn't even mention the fucking Kin. It's like the Nerval's Lobster of slashdice janitors.

about three weeks ago
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Unbundling Cable TV: Be Careful What You Wish For

slashdice And? (448 comments)

general aviation, my friend.

about three weeks ago
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Little-Known Programming Languages That Actually Pay

slashdice what a shitty article (242 comments)

Oh, it's from dice. Where the fuck did we hire that moron from? Oh, it's from dice.

Well, shit.

Folks, this is why you shouldn't dog food.

about three weeks ago
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Bitstamp Bitcoin Exchange Suspended Due To "Compromised Wallet"

slashdice Bitcoin still seems sleazy to me (161 comments)

Don't worry, the tWinklevoss twins are starting a bitcoin ETF. If you can't trust them (and wall street), who can you trust? The Twinkdex(tm) -- which is not an index of twinks -- is based on bitcoin prices at MtGox^W Bitstamp^W uhh, well reputable bitcoin exchanges.

about three weeks ago
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Bitstamp Bitcoin Exchange Suspended Due To "Compromised Wallet"

slashdice Re:Utterly predictable (161 comments)

Cash is not practical? Damn, why have we been using it for the past 2,700 years?

about three weeks ago
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Bitstamp Bitcoin Exchange Suspended Due To "Compromised Wallet"

slashdice Soundtrack contest (161 comments)

Living on a prayer. Oops, I did it again.

about three weeks ago

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