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US Launches Largest Spy Satellite Ever

slowhand I like big boosters! (213 comments)

I like big boosters and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a rocket flys in with an itty bitty thruster
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that booster was stuffed
Deep in the propellant she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that booster you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat boosters are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your spacefriend got the booster? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy booster!
Baby got back!

more than 4 years ago

Giant Guatemalan 'Sinkhole' Is Worse Than We Thought

slowhand Does no one else see... the Silver Surfer (357 comments)

The Silver Surfer in all likelihood created this hole. Investigative journalism, where are you?

more than 4 years ago

How Wolfram Alpha's Copyright Claims Could Change Software

slowhand Re:They better not go there... (258 comments)

So its true, All ur base ARE belong to us.

more than 5 years ago

Football Field-Sized Kite Powers Latest Freighter

slowhand Re:Optimum conditions (251 comments)

In other news, automobiles and bicycles should not expect to benefit from coasting on downhill slopes as optimal gravitation doesn't occur in sufficient quantities to propel them up the other side...

more than 7 years ago


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